To distract the invaders.
What's this giant roulette wheel for?
It shows up on the TV broadcast better.
Why do I have to wear makeup for this?
Lovely Legilimens
We need a disguise.
How do we sneak up to that shady man?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
A real bad hombre
Tiptoe up behind him.
How are we going to catch that giant rat?
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
My son is a dumbass
Explosives, lots of explosives.
What is your plan?
Transcender of Gender
Wait, you thought I had one?!
How's the daughter doing these days?
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
I honestly don't know.
How many James Bond movies are there?
Into Oblivion
Too many.
How many times have we done the 'arrow to the knee' joke?
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A real bad hombre
OVER 9000!
What is the most overused meme that's somehow still funny?
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Transcender of Gender
Free him.
Commander Nepotism, what should we do about the Complete Monster in our captivity?
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
A real bad hombre
What do you always yell at the screen during every single James Bond movie?
edited 22nd Apr '15 12:20:35 PM by LinkToTheFuture
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Into Oblivion
SHAVE YOUR OWN DAMN BEARD MR. BOND!
Sir, can you shave my beard?
edited 22nd Apr '15 12:23:48 PM by TooManyIdeas
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Maid of Time
Uhm, no, why would I do that?
Hey, wanna go commit arson?
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
A real bad hombre
No thanks, maybe next time.
Would you like to go on this rollercoaster?
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
my current job
Not particularly, especially since it creaks a bit too much.
You like my new hardwood floor?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
No, it's too hard.
Are you passing math class?
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
A real bad hombre
Not this year.
Will you be going on a long,long journey?
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
I'd rather just stay home.
What's your favorite restaurant?
The one with all the Elvis impersonators.
Which of these movies is the best?
At the heart of the world...
Dude, any movie with Jahny Depp.
What should I make the barricades out of for the alien invasion?
Maid of Time
Wall-nuts.
What's your favorite plant in Plants VS Zombies?
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Lovely Legilimens
Cattails.
What can you find in a marsh?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
A real bad hombre
Lots of weird creatures.
What can you expect to find on an alien planet?
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Lovely Legilimens
How did the Egyptians and Mayans know how to build pyramids when they were thousands of years apart?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Because it looks fancier.
Why do carpets have such elaborate patterns?
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison