Let's write a story:

But today, he wants to eat pie instead. An argument on the subject ensues.

It eventually turns into an all-out brawl, that only One Ninja could end. This ninja's name was 'Booky'.

So Booky set out to end this fight and restore peace.

But to do that, He first had to find a magical wand hidden under the Earth.

The only way to get to the center of the earth was to steal a giant drilling machine from Pie Scientists, but they where protected by Pie Throwing Clowns.

So, being a ninja after all, Booky sneaks past all of them and steals the driller...

...only to find he doesn't have its keys.

So he has to go back and sneak into a different room to get the keys.

They're on a pressure plate, so the alarm goes off when he removes them.

Can someone please explain to me how Mami Tomoe's Soul Gem and GLADOS are supposed to "brawl"?

edited 26th Sep '14 8:17:26 PM by MicoolTNT

Out of all the things wrong with this story, that is what bothers you?

Fortunately, it was a silent alarm so nobody heard it.

Yep, everything else makes logical sense... applying certain kinds of logic, anyway...

Personally, I took it as some sort of battle that others ended up getting involved in because cake vs pie is a really hot topic in this world, and it turned into a real brawl.

Booky escaped from the room in time- just to realize the "silent" alarm was actually a dog whistle, and attack dogs were coming!

edited 26th Sep '14 8:27:34 PM by Sibuna

Ah, now that makes more sense.

One of the dogs sinks its teeth into the ninja's ass.

Meanwhile, a certain goddess watches all of this, and sweatdrops.

The goddess is called The Random Number Goddess, and she is upset that Chuck Norris killed her brother/husband, but she didn't get to avenge him herself.

So she flew down from the heavens and demanded that Booky roll to dodge the dog's bite.

Being a ninja after all, Booky assassinates her with a well placed shuriken. While he still has the dog's teeth wedged in his ass.

But now Booky is surrounded by dogs. And he only has enough weapons to kill all but one of them.

edited 26th Sep '14 8:36:12 PM by Sibuna

He does so, deciding to keep the one still attached to his ass as a pet.

...once he manages to make it let go of his ass, of course. Now, how is he to do that...?

Brahian, did you torpedo my plan for the goddess on purpose?

edited 26th Sep '14 8:47:05 PM by MicoolTNT

He goes and finds the room where all the food is kept for the attack dogs, and steals all of it with his ninja skills. Feeding it to the pup makes the pup like him, and stop biting him!

I did what now.

He named the pup Bob.

Bob proceeds to take a leak on his leg.

Booky loves Bob too much to punish him...so he cuts off his own leg to compensate.

But he still needs to get to the magic wand, so it's back to the drill!

edited 26th Sep '14 9:09:09 PM by Sibuna

Booky takes a second to realize how hard moving around will be without a left leg. He knew he needed to find a protesthetic.

Unfortunately the only doctor around was insane.

That doctor was The Medic.

Booky and Bob decided to see them nonetheless