We talk about that game. You know the one!

One ate dynamite.

Yeah, there are bears. Just not easy to find.

Oh yeah! One of the bears in the second dungeon eats a dynamite before you fight it. Which leads to it getting dynamite-themed powers...

Man, the bears in this game are weird. I just got finished fighting the one with the tentacles...

Personally the toughest bear was the one that ate a Humongous Mecha. Lasers and Missiles and bombs and targeting attacks and crap... It was scary.

Yeah, I'm saving that one for last. The tentacle bear was definitely the scariest, though. Especially about halfway through the battle, when things really start getting eldritch...

Thinking back on it though, most of these battles would actually be pretty easy later in the game, but because the quest is only available for a limited time...

I just tried. It turns out that by getting the door skip to the final dungeon and stealing the best armor, you still can fight the bears. I found the tentacle one. Very easy.

Right, the rainbow armor.

Eh, I think I'll just wait until I actually get to the final dungeon to get that. After all, the intense difficulty is all part of the fun!

Well, except in the case of that one boss...

Got the rainbow armor and finished the first dungeon. Now that I can finally wander around the village, I'm going to go talk to some NP Cs and see if anything happens.

Don't talk with that dumb-looking NPC sitting on a barrel. He hates everyone who wears the rainbow armour and he will beat the tar out of your character.

That's why you need to get the hard-to-obtain weapon in the first dungeon too. He dies quickly to it.

But that weapon looks like a giant tuna.

edited 19th Aug '14 9:57:51 PM by Blurring

It's well worth the looks. IIRC you also need it to get the giant shark weapon.

You can still get the other stuff. It's a wrong warp glitch. Just go to dungeon 1 and get the tuna.

I'm just ignoring him, too much effort... but did you know if you talk to the old lady at the bar- the one with the wide brimmed hat- you can be given a sidequest? I looked on the unofficial wiki, this sidequest allows you to have a new elemental weapon! I'm definitely doing it.

Get it, and if you can get the gnome living inside that lady's cellar the sword can shoot sword beams.

edited 19th Aug '14 10:18:36 PM by Blurring

Oh yeah, I got the tuna weapon and beat the guy at the barrel. He was actually pretty easy. *shrug*

Oh man, I didn't get that one! D: Is she still there after you beat the third dungeon?

Fun Fact: If you talk to the wizard with the green potato on his head on the second floor of the wizard tower, you get teleported to a secret dungeon.

bump

I always assumed that was a weird shaped hat.

edited 10th Sep '14 12:56:26 AM by PowerfulKyurem

I like how all the weapons are named after cocktails.

...wait, is this the right one?

Is this a real game, or..? It's not real, right?

edited 24th Jun '15 11:01:27 AM by chloso

No, it isn't. You make up details, and/or build upon others you like.

No, that game is the prequel, last I checked.

edited 24th Jun '15 3:53:17 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

Wait, the prequel to the prequels or the prequel to the sequels? Specificity is everything with this series.

Could've sworn it was a different game entirely. Last I checked, the game I was thinking about was the only one in its series.

Anyway, getting back on topic, I'm thinking now, it was the prequel to the sequels. And honestly, it's not that hard to map out the timeline. The developers made it pretty easy for us.

Beats the sister series' timeline.