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NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
#126: Aug 15th 2014 at 1:20:28 AM

Only because you keep stepping in the way.

Looks like you never finished swordsmanship training.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#127: Aug 15th 2014 at 5:19:03 AM

Of course I did... 'cause I took up marksmanship. shoots

Don't move, you've got an butt-ugly insect on your face-Oh wait, that is your face. My bad.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
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#128: Aug 15th 2014 at 5:25:48 AM

My face isn't where you should be looking...

If you were any dumber, I wouldn't know whether to get a licence to kill or to hunt!

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NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
#129: Aug 15th 2014 at 1:24:14 PM

For you, I just need a license for pest extermination.

Your demise will be slow and painful!

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#130: Aug 15th 2014 at 1:37:36 PM

But yours will come first, quick and painful.

Your weapon's the lamest weapon I've ever seen!

...eheh
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#131: Aug 15th 2014 at 1:50:57 PM

You say that, but I'm not the one who protected mine with flexible armor.

I'd disarm you, but you're not dangerous enough to warrant it.

PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#132: Aug 15th 2014 at 3:58:00 PM

You sure you just don't know how?

Are you fighting me or trying to swat a fly?

mynameis: Since: May, 2014
#133: Aug 15th 2014 at 4:07:07 PM

Unfortunately for you. the two actions are the same.

Should I stop using my hands? you could use the help.

edited 15th Aug '14 4:07:35 PM by mynameis:

ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#134: Aug 15th 2014 at 4:11:29 PM

Sure, I'd gladly help to "disarm" you.

Those weapons of yours are going to be useless against me.

...eheh
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