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The Prime Minister of Finland has outlawed the celebration of all holidays except one, but he can't decide which one people should celebrate. As a compromise, he has allowed people to choose.
Ninjas suddenly develop the power of flight.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Hey there! Having fun?
That would actually be terrifying and/or awesome.
An assassination job has to be carried out in a high-rise, crowded city, so a magic artifact/technological advance is needed to do so.
A strange person rides into town carrying a lot of bottles of sand.
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
He is a Snake Oil Salesman and he is selling magic sand.
A cat suddenly develops the power of speech and walking.
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
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Cats can already walk, and the only word it can say is "meow".
Sonic The Hedgehog turns into some sort of weird werewolf thing.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
He got bit by another type of weird werewolf thing.
Lava is erupting out of the town square.
Someone angered Ghazan enough to go nuts.
In Paris everyone witnesses the pair that is Captain Falcon and Obama drinking wine and not paying for it.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
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Nintendo has developed a technology which allows peoples' Amiibos to have holographic presence.
A haunted Playstation 1 causes Rhynocs to run amok in major cities.
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"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
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I was really drunk when I wrote this!
All of a sudden: leaves. Thousands of them. With teeth.
Party time!
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They're actually a bio-engineered weapons disguised as leaves so that they can infiltrate cities with ease.
Bill Clinton has been president for 500 years.
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Since the end of his years as president, Bill Clinton has been possessing every president's body since then so he can stay president. The one who occasionally speaks on TV is a doppelganger from Iceland.
A hard working twenty seven year old man decreases his work load by eating a Whopper.
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It's about a superhero with Hyperactive Metabolism as a power.
Cleaning cloths are the secret to an ancient riddle.
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About how to clean something.
Titans are being fought by an army of magical girls.
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When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
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It's a crossover between the two series, and one person just stumbled upon the MacGuffin that triggers the Titans going into our world.
An ordinary man gets superpowers from being bit on the @$$ by a radioactive Usain Bolt.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Usain Bolt is a vampire, and vampires are radioactive in this setting.
Shirley Fenette (from Code Geass) has actually been a robot the entire time and didn't know.
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An unexpected Robot Reveal has become the latest fad in fanfiction.
Cake now needs to be plugged into walls to be edible.
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Nuh nur
It is a post-Singularity world wherein organic foods are inedible, only metallic and computerized foods can be consumed now. Even then they are only eaten for the energy inside.
Jesus Christ has returned, only to be shot by Westboro.
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The Westboro Baptist Church thinks Jesus's message of love and tolerance means that he's gay, and being the heteronormative crusaders they are, they shoot him.
Bizzaro and Captain Harlock team up to fight Space Hitler.
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Bizarro has created a portal through space and time to Captain Harlock's universe. Just when they're getting to know each other, a legion of Neo-Nazis with a leader known by the name Space Hitler attacks Harlock's fleet.
Humans around the world randomly start growing to fifty feet tall.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Nuh nur
Scientists have been working on a new super-growth hormone meant to increase growth "down there". Unfortunately, it actually shrunk it and grew the rest of your body. Some jerks, seeing the gain here, put it in planes and dropped it around the world.
A goffic girl named Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way sees Draco drive up in a car.
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It's an in-universe parody of My Immortal, though Poe's Law is in full effect.
Goldfish becomes all the rage at fast food joints.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Because why not?
Chimera ants are discover in Attack on Titan.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
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Other animals have evolved into different forms of titans. Chimera ants happen to be a highly advanced species of titan capable of inserting their traits into any animal.
Batman develops deep feelings for a water bottle.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Nuh nur
The water bottle contains the soul of his greatest love.
It is raining statues of Jesus Christ that disappear when a line is formed.
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It turns out that discrediting fedoras is part of a diabolical plot to seize control of the world's hat supply. Let the propaganda war begin.
Everyone must choose one celebration a year (with one "festival day" and up to a fortnight of holiday time).
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