Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

A nerdy tough guy? Week pass.

I wear clothes made out of glass and barb wire.

....Yep, you're in.

When Bambi's mother died, I only cried for five minutes

edited 27th Jul '16 5:54:53 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

Go back to Weenie Hut Jrs.

How tough am I? I watched the legendary seizure clip of Electric Soldier Porygon.....on a repeating loop. And didn't get seizures.

Would you like to go to Super weenie hut jr's in a body bag or an urn?

I'm so tough, my wife is a Russian assassin out to snipe me everyday and whips me with electric cords when we get kinky, She's also a cyborg. Stayed together for over 15 years.

Come on in. Your wife's waiting-

A shot rings out, and the bouncer dodges the fighting couple.

HOW TOUGH AM I? I honestly don't know. I do a lot of heavy lifting for the other guys, though.

Caboose flips a car.

Day pass.

How tough am I? *Reaches into the back of his throat, and rips out his own skeleton* I'M THIS TOUGH! *Then he shoves his skeleton back in*

That's stupid, get out.

I ate 1kg of pure Capsaicin. It was kind of mild.

Come on in.

I once beat Satan in an all-out war just to get a cookie.

What kind of cookie was it? Ah, nevermind. In ya go.

I once fought my way through a villiage of rabid peasants, a haunted castle, and a military base to save the president's daughter. And I still had the self-control to turn her down after all was said and done.

edited 4th Aug '16 6:44:58 PM by dvorak

Well I can't really say no that that, can I? Come on in.

I played both LISA and Mother 3 without crying once.

Weenie hut is just down the road.

I once killed 50 rabid raccoons... WITH THIS THUMB

Do it with an eye lash next time. You get a weeks pass.

When I realized I was in the Twilight Zone, I simply looked at the Universe angrily and everything went back to normal.

Come back when you turn it into Brighthammer.

How tough am I?

I fought the law, and I won.

I was 10.

Seriously.

Come in.

I have proof that there are no gods [out of the 5000 believed in at some point].

This is not a place for politics. Weeny Huts is next door. By the way, you were off by three decimal places and forgot to carry the two, so the answer is a maybe.

I was bitten by a thousand hordes of zombies, and I hadn't turned. I got the scars to prove it.

edited 5th Dec '16 9:46:29 AM by TheFarmboy

You're in.

I was killed by the demons of non-lucidity... and came back.

If you were tough, you won't be killed in the first place.

I'm a Dalek. I helped defeat the Time Lords.

Well we love the time lords. No murderers.

I can grow a beard in under .1 sec.

And I can burn it in about a 0.00000000000000001% of a second using only my mind.

The beard spontaneously combusts.

Go back to Weenie Hut Jr.

A giant meteor walks in.

You know the extinction of all dinosaurs? Yeah, you guys can thank me. I also personally orchestrated the Permian Extinction and, before that, the very appearance of life on Earth.

Is the meteor you? If so, I can still break you in half with a jackhammer, WITH MY HANDS!

Nice try.

I can only live by breathing in poisonous gas and drinking Lead filled water.

Good, because that's tonight's special. Get on in there!

I can juggle Panzar Tanks with one finger.

I can defeat huge tanky knights armed of only my willpower and the Source!

(You're supposed to say whether I get in or not before you post your own thing.)

Don't know what the Source is, but if you can't beat those with just your Willpower, then you're not getting in.

I can juggle Panzar Tanks with one finger.

Juggle them with your eyelash, then we'll talk.

I go fishing in a volcano and pulled out the loch Ness monster.

Sure. But the Loch Ness monster only lives in Scotland.

I'm the Doctor.