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Holy shit, I bet you drink like a motherfucker! GET IN THERE, DUDE! YOU'RE THE HERO THIS BAR DESERVES!

Remember that guy seven posts back who drank a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? I drank twelve. And all I got was a slight buzz.

Listen, I think That would suit you better -Points to Weenie hut Dave & Buster's-

I can fix my car by just beating the shit out of it.

Eh, that's not exactly tough. Maybe next time, buddy.

I just lifted the Hawaiian islands, one by one.

Well I just lifted up the British Isles. Denied.

The sun revolves around me.

That sounds like some weenie hut grade poetry. Out!

Hi my name is Mary Sue and I'm perfect and everyone loves me, even my enemies. And I'm stronger and better at everything than anyone. And my parents are Goku and Sailor Moon and Batman's my brother. And I killed Godzilla and Broly with one punch.

. . . A clicking noise is heard, before Mary Sue is gunned down where she stands.

Had to be done.

I've fought Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Mr Rogers, and MR T to a standstill, all at once, while drunk and crippled.

You mean you beat them when they were drunk and crippled, get outta here.

My favorite drink? Molten lead.

edited 3rd May '16 3:17:38 PM by Savaget1337

Go on in, we've got in on the tab.

I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups, and I drink plenty of juice.

Your gonna have to do a lot better than that if you want to come in here.

I ordered a Big Mac at KFC and got it.

Next time try doing the same at a fancy restaraunt and maybe I'll consider it.

I ordered a pizza at the Krusty Krab and got my drink.

Is that supposed to be a feat? Weenie Hut is right over there.

-Jedi Mind Trick- I don't need to prove myself, you will let me in.

edited 4th May '16 3:11:18 AM by TheFarmboy

You don't need to prove yourself... I will let you in...

Once I did push-ups for an hour... That's all I got, really.

Maybe if you did a billion push-ups in that one hour. But I bet you took an hour to do one. Out!

When I want a hot bath, I go to the volcano.

Come on down.

I take a bath in the South Pole ocean.

There's no ocean at the South Pole. Stop making things up.

There was an ocean at the South Pole. Then I drank it all.

Get out.

I beat Contra...without the 30 lives code. I also beat the original Ninja Gaiden trilogy.

I'm sure all the weenies in Weenie Hut Jr. will love to know how you did it.

I'm so tough, I can run to that hill and back in under a second... Wanna see me do it again?

The Quickster! Come on in! Deadpool's waiting for ya!

I shave with a katana, and it leaves me with a close shave and rugged good looks.

Whoa. Come on in.

I had wisdom teeth, so I just ripped them out.

That's just stupid.

I bathe in sulfuric acid, and I look pretty handsome.

Handsome? That's not tough. Out!

The big bang was really just me sneezing.

Days pass. If you get a cold, someone's gonna be pissed.

I've gone out of my way to fight every champion, no matter what weapon, or fistfight, and always win, usually while I'm crippled, blind, and drunk.

Fight Saitama in a fist fight with your hands tied behind your back, then come back.

I'll have you know that I pushed an entire watermelon out through my penis, and I wasn't even phased by the event, Heck it even made me larger.

TMI, GTFO.

I can divide by zero without causing a paradox.

Then you must be a geek. Weenie hut is that way.

I don't drive to work, I launch myself out of a cannon into my office and land without a scratch.