Destroy The Godmodder

Upon seeing Zbse going insane, I sigh in frustration before grabbing Zbse and brutally snapping his neck. I then turn my attention back to the battlefield and ask Eric why he's still here even though I told him that he'd most likely die if he didn't retreat.

Thanos teleports directly in front of Dimentio and blasts him in the face at point-blank range with a cosmic energy beam.

Cannon: 16/30

Destroyer Gun: 11/20

Two for trollllort's beacon. 9/100

And one for Starfall. 18/30

@Piono: Hey, those Raptors are really fucking weak; they're just there to be destroyed so stronger summons can survive a bit longer and for their master to be uninterrupted.

Cursing at the dimensional interference, I put my reinforcement call ins on hold as I decide to make use of what I can call in, namely weapons.

• Omega Cannon: 1/75

• 2 to the next poster and +1 for free.

   Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.   

I pick up a Fat Man and launch a mini-nuke at Paradox-Dimentio.

Flagship [146/155]

Animalcule [5/50]

Free +1s to the next three posters.

Party time!

I help out the desperate alliance by firing a trio of Hyper-homing missiles at Zbse and a chrono beam at fseftr, either freezing him in place or slowing him down to a crawl.

• Omega cannon 3/75 +1 from surt

   Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.   

This went out of hand quick…

I shoot holy energy at Dimentio

16/40

1/10: I make a mana bond to a nearby Swamp. Crap, I really need to use this.

On hold:

16/400: Project Transcendence.

edited 17th Sep '14 1:11:28 AM by Tabbune

I pull out my chain gun, and begin shooting Paradox Dimentio with it.

Portal:

53/100

Ship:

46/250

19/20

5/50

Freddy Twitches and utters demonic gibberish. It appears he is charging up an attack.

I summon a wooden barricade.

3 +1s.

Welcome to my special hell.

I slap Paradox Dimentio with a sturgeon.

Flagship [148/155]

Surt! Flagship is complete and on its way to you now!

Negative! Hold it in store for a while! The situation has changed!

Roger that. (Flagship now on hold)

Animalcule [7/50]

One charge to the previous three posters.

edited 17th Sep '14 4:45:02 AM by Surt

Party time!

Kunkka: 31/50

Project: 14/100 (Hold)

"Call down the reckoning!" 11/25 h20.

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After recovering from zbse's assault, I stop to reassess the situation. Shit, field wipe and no summoning? Powerful Ao E? Permanent attack boost every 2 turns? At least the Minecraftians are attacking the same one as we do.

Right, assuming I still have the Nami Solo, I hack Paradox Dimentio with it. Otherwise I just shoot him.

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@Questor: Giving 2 to your Omega Cannon. 5/75

@Tabbune: Here's one to help your mana bond. 2/10

edited 17th Sep '14 4:43:19 AM by ArmoredFury

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

I give Thanos a defensive buff.

3/10: I begin to bond with a nearby Forest, then summon an Avacyn's Pilgrim to help my casting. Thanks , and no, it's just there to give flavor for Mana acceleration.

17/40

On hold:

17/40, Surt only.

edited 17th Sep '14 5:22:38 AM by Tabbune

Kunkka: 32/50

Project: 14/100 (Hold)

"To bring back hope and peace!" 12/25

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I continue to hack/shoot Paradox Dimentio.

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@Tabbune: No matter, here's another 1. 4/10

@Surt: Two for your Animalcule. 9/50

edited 17th Sep '14 8:59:33 AM by ArmoredFury

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

Portal prepped, entering coordinates. 7/20

Scanning for Chitsuki 10/100

Charges 2

FLAGSHIP FOR THE FLAGSHIP GOD! +1 to flagship

Pokes dimentio with my stick of +12 pokeing

• +1 to next 2 posts

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

20/20

1/30

6/50

Patapon summoned!

There shall be 3 waves!

Each wave will have some patapon! Their health is low, but they come in numbers!

^{Megapon Stats!}  HP: Below average. Attack: average. SPECIAL: can buff other Patapon.

^{Yaripon Stats!}  HP: Average. Attack: Average.

^{Yumipon Stats!}  HP: Low. Attack: Very Low. SPECIAL: Can attack 3 times per turn.

^{Tatepon Stats!}  HP: Above average. Attack: Low.

^{Kibapon Stats!}  HP: Below Average. Attack: Above Average.

^{Dekapon Stats!}  HP: High. Attack: High. SPECIAL: Only appears on wave 3.

^{Mahopon Stats!}  Hp: Very Low. Attack: Above average. SPECIALS: Only appears on round 3, hits multiple enemies at once.

Wave 1: 4 Tatepon, 3 Yaripon, and 2 Yumipon!

I buff the Patapon with my staff.

3 +1s.

edited 17th Sep '14 12:22:25 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

37/100 37/500

You know, Dimentio.

I really dislike you.

Not just the fact you're trying to kill us all.

But your personality too.

And since past me is otherwise occupied

I drop a mountain on Dimentio.

3x +1s

edited 17th Sep '14 1:09:56 PM by fseftr

Time for my charge-claim for the round.

Starfall: 19/30. Dedicated charge from Ichigo (2176), claiming one from fseftr .

Alexander: 5/25. Claiming one each from h2obox and fseftr .

38/100 38/500

I cast stupefy on Dimentio

edited 17th Sep '14 1:54:10 PM by fseftr

Q&A: @zbse: well, I suppose flipping out due to viewing something impossible does count as thematically interesting... meh, I suppose it works. @questor: First off, please, avoid swearing. And no F-bombs. That is really something that gets on my nerves when people direct them at me, and disagreeable with the GM is very for health. Second off, 300 health each, with 35 of them is the equivalent of a ten post charge about. Sometimes I'll let stuff like that through for certain things, but when its just a spontaneous mook summoning I do not make such exceptions. @h2o: Could you please postpone the patapon for a less chaotic time? I'm almost up to my neck with different stuff what with the Davros stuff, Freddy Fazbear, the craziness in the MCforums thread and Dimentio. The patapon is a very convoluted summon for me to try and balance properly, and I'm afraid I can't do that right now.

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Ichigo calls up to Dimentio, the figure appears to laugh, but as he speaks, no sound comes out, instead, paradox energy crackles across the sky, rippling out in waves. Ichigo then attempts to backstab Dimentio, and is blasted back by one of these very waves. Then zbse snaps, jumping at armored fury (wow, he just isn't having a good week), djkates summons ultimate blues eyes white dragon, but only two of its heads fire off before it is destroyed. 3000 damage to Paradox Dimentio. Zbse launches off of Armored fury, but is intercepted by ichigo, who grabs him and snaps his neck, leaving him, paralyzed, on the ground. dj then summon another blue eyes, but it only gets off part of a beam, 2500 damage. Troll shouts to the godmodder, attempting to goad him into joining in the fight. The godmodder chuckles and leans against a rock. You think I'm not aware of what he's capable of? It turned out fine last time I checked. I've been in this event once before, remember? Eric turns and screams at him, You idiot! We're dealing with an unresolved paradox here! For every time a person is involved in this it could be a different outcome! Just because last time you experienced this we won doesn't mean we will this time! The godmodder turns pale, stands straight, and readies the banhammer.

Ichigo asks Eric why he's still on the battlefield. Because if Dimentio isn't dead soon enough, the entire multiverse dies. Do you realize that if he sets of the field wipe of his, seven rounds after that, it hits your universe and you've run out of time? No. I'm not kidding. Failure to protect tvtropes results in you dying in real life. If I were you I would appreciate all the help I could get. Surt launches a mini-nuke at Paradox dimentio, dealing 3000 damage. Questor then sends out a barrage of missiles and a chrono beam, the first blows zbse into the sky, the second bounces off of fseftr's forcefield. Tabbune fires holy magic at dimentio, 2500 damage.

Jondanger pulls out his chaingun, then fires it at paradox dimentio, many of the rounds are intercepted by paradox waves, but Dimentio still takes 1000 damage. h2o summons a wooden barricade. The complete and total disruption of the natural world smashes it pieces with high winds and sudden flares of lgihtning before it can be useful though. Surt slaps dimentio with a fish. The fish's timeline is corrupted and it ceased to exist, dealing 0 damage to Dimentio. Fury stands back up, looks around, then prepares his gun. He then discovers that zbse's attack jammed it. Tabbune defense buffs Thanos, and fury finishes unjamming his gun, firing it at Dimentio for 2000 damage. Troll pokes Dimentio with a stick of pokingness +12. Dimentio is poked. Fseftr gives Dimentio a Why You're Terrible speech, and then drops a mountain on the figure. 2500 damage. The mountain begins to warp... and disappears. Fseftr attempts to cast stupefy, but the spell dissipates in the massive waves of paradox energy.

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End of Turn Battle

Davros's ships open fire upon Dimentio, as a small group of scattered daleks manage to claw their way to the battlefield. They deal 10000 damage to jester. Exodia Necross deals 2800 damage to Paradox Dimentio, then Thanos throws Freddy at Dimentio. Freddy is now missing most of his pieces, but the attack deals 30000 damage to Dimentio. eric focuses his energies, and launches a massive wave of earth at Dimentio, dealing 7500 damage. The godmodder throws the Banhammer at Dimentio, it hits, deals 20000 damage, then spins back around boomerang style to the godmodder.

Then Dimentio retaliates. Dark lightning crackles down from the sky, dealing 10000 damage to the dalek mothership and papal mainframe and 5000 damage to the cyberman mothership. Then the opening to Godcraft glows, and a massive stream of counters (yes, granite top type kitchen counters) flies into your forces, dealing 1 damage to Exodia Necross, and 25000 damage to Thanos. Thanos takes 2000 damage from burning.

The sky grows darker and darker. The wind is picking up. The purple lightning flashes across the sky. A chorus of dark laughter is heard... it echoes from everywhere, but it is not Dimentio's...

Also, music.

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: 912200/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    |   |||||||||||

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Freddy Fazbear [H]: missing: almost everything

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 862500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 273000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 419200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Dalek x5 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Exodia Necross [AG]: Hp: 3/5

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 182500/250000 [burning: 1 round]

Eric [AG]: Hp: 6/20

Kayne: Maroon Marvel [A]

djkates: The Emerald Nova [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Broken Anachronism [A]

edited 17th Sep '14 7:44:38 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

"All right, Exodia Necross, power up, and hit Dimentio again!" (Exodia Necross action.)

I make my way over to Tabbune. "I think you might be able to make better use of this than me." With that, I hand Emerald Nova to Tabbune. "As for me, let's see what the cards have in store for me. Draw!" Gotta keep up the assault. If what Eric just said is true, we can't afford to let up. "I activate Dragon's Mirror. It lets me Fusion Summon a Dragon-type Fusion monster by banishing its Fusion Materials from my Graveyard. In this case, I'll be Summoning Dragon Master Knight. The King of the Swamp in my Graveyard can substitute for Black Luster Soldier, so I'll use it and my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon as the Fusion Materials. Dragon Master Knight, let's show Dimentio we're not clowning around here! Dragon Saber Blast!" (Standard action.) For my own reference, after this action, I have 20 cards left in my Deck, and my hand is Red-Eyes plus one other card.

A bit more power to Starfall. (Starfall: 20/30.) Just my own charge this post.

Alexander's summon progresses. (Alexander: 6/25.) Just my own charge this post.

One charge each to Questor's Omega Cannon, Ichigo's Destroyer Gun, and Tabbune's summon.

(1st draw)

215/250

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Davros Dalek Mothership◊

• The CAAN laser fires at Dimentio

• Delta Wave

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Cybermen Mothership◊

• Assimilation nodes: Increases Defense by 50% for one round. Cannot attack:    Cooldown 1   
• Silver Nightmare

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The Church of Silence◊

• Silence will Fall:    cooldown: 1   
• Name of the Dead man: Immobilizes a random PG for one round.    cooldown: 1   
• Death of the Doctor: Overclocks the troops of Davros to 150% attack capacity.    cooldown: 1   

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BATTLE SEQUENCE: Phase One

The Motherships form a defensive wall around Thanos and everyone else. All three continue lambasting Dimentio with fire from above.

Meanwhile, Davros summons the remaining daleks inside and orders them to emergency temporal shift back through Tvtropes to find more troops.

Davros begins attempting to research the Growing Storm for what it is, and its source.

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Depopulation Bomb 3/30

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Two to the next poster. And one following him.

I never saw who the immobilization thingy worked on this last round.

I am the once and future king.

Some of the blood that came from the neck snapping falls into ichigo's wounds.

Book things: 15/25

The blood begins making a torture chamber: 5/10

(Both are from Lord)

edited 17th Sep '14 8:35:19 PM by zbse

Something something Arena.

Cordinates locked awaiting response 8/20

Serching for apropriat continarity... 11/100

Charges 2

I pull out a big drill and look at the godmodder. "I want you to launch me into tha clown wtith your hammer, as hard as you can, dont worry, its only blunt force trauma." I then grin wickedly, and rev the drill up.

The next three posts have been blesed by the +1 gods

edited 17th Sep '14 8:43:37 PM by trollllort

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

"Let's keep this going. I'll activate Ancient Rules, allowing me to Special Summon the Red-Eyes Black Dragon from my hand. Red-Eyes, attack Dimentio! Inferno Fire Blast!" (Standard action.) And with that, I now have no cards in hand. I'll have to be careful, to avoid writing myself into a corner.

A bit more power for Starfall. (Starfall: 22/30.) One from me, one from troll .

A little more progress on Alexander's summon. (Alexander: 7/25.) Just my own charge this post.

One charge each for the Depopulation Bomb, Armored Fury's Kunkka, and Ichigo's cannon.

edited 17th Sep '14 8:54:31 PM by djkates

As the blood from Zbse that fell into my wounds is quickly purged by the Ring's power, I fire Force Lightning at Dimentio. "Man, I wish Earl and Indirect were here. They'd probably find a way to stop Dimentio or at least hasten his downfall."

Thanos hits Dimentio in the face with an Infinity Gauntlet-enhanced Megaton Punch.

Cannon: 18/30

Destroyer Gun: 14/20 (Claiming one of trollllort's +1s.)

Two more for trollllort's second charge: 13/100

And one for Starfall. 23/30

edited 17th Sep '14 8:55:17 PM by IchigoMontoya

I use my small amount of knowledge with making explosives to make an IED and throw it at Dimentio.

Animalcule [10/50]

Minigun explosive ammo, purchased. [2/15]

Flagship still on hold at [148/155]

One charge to the next three posters.

edited 17th Sep '14 10:18:13 PM by Surt

Party time!

I teleport right next to fseftr, strap a plasma bomb on his back and then throw him at dimentio like a javelin.

• Omega Cannon: 7/75

   Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.