I throw a very sharp, poisonous dart at the GODZ bloon.
The Soldier with the Hi-Tech Gun arrives, I punch him in the face and steal the Hi-Tech Gun from him. 15/15.
Hello? I'd like an extra large large large large pizza, with everything on it. 2/10
Three Free +1s!
edited 28th Jul '14 2:54:13 PM by Jondanger23
Lights ominous candles to herald the coming of he who walks behind. Avails of a +1 3/ [of multiple of the number between 7 and 9-suggest something that would be appropriate for a character with these attributes]
Starts looking for sword of plot advancement with which to arm the eldritch horror. 1/10.
Retrieves Chekhov's rock...(Maybe it will help me find the sword?)
Adds a charge point to the disco defense ball 14/60 1x+1 by Lord Herobrine, to Dedan and to the extra large pizza.
edited 29th Jul '14 4:34:21 AM by AngryMacrophage
Phagocytosing pathogens since today :) Omnomnom
Recharging….
17/66: Claims both of Jondanger's
21/100
@Jondager, I thought Bloons were poison immune?
edited 28th Jul '14 4:35:04 PM by Tabbune
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Alright, here are the stats. 38/50
Carrier stats
Offense: Medium-low
Specials:
- Can choose to launch planes or attack per turn.
- Cannot launch planes at 1/4 health.
- Starts with 50 planes, may deploy up to 15 per turn.
As for his head, we opt to keep it mostly intact. The most we'll be doing is to reinforce his skull and add neural ports. 37/60
I order my engineers to boost Mecha-fishron attack for the next round.
@Macrophage: Here, let this Robot Buddy help you. 2/10
@Kayne: More on the DDB. 15/60
@Tabbune: And your first charge. 18/66
edited 28th Jul '14 11:17:37 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
I jump up to the doors of the GODZ ballon, and attempt to jam them shut, using a large spear
The mages begin rushing around, picking up anything that looks insect or spider-like, to appease Raging Long Legs. 11/39 (Using 1 of Jon's +1)
Mysterious Charge?? 2/10
/+1 to Twin's Alchemy drop, to Macrophage's Sword of plot advancement, and to Creativity, because whatever. CREATIVITY!!!
edited 29th Jul '14 4:16:13 AM by Wordless_Summons
Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
Piono, can we use our free actions to boost our charges?
edited 29th Jul '14 5:05:09 AM by Tabbune
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Carriers: 39/50
Our next step is to immerse him in a tank of Blood Dragon... Blood. We expect a massive increase in cybernetics performance, but I'm a bit worried about its interaction with his Mammon cell. 38/60
I yell at tge G.O.D.Z. bloon and hurl a javelin at it.
3 +1s, available for your perusal.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
19/66 for me.
First in and first knocked out
Q&A: @tabbune: no, just the imps he summons. But double the summons speed, remember. @jondanger: okay, I'm just going to do it as an attack though because where we are a 7 post summon is going to get steam-rollered real fast. Also, please tell me what you had in mind for that 15 post charge, summoning yourself or an attack. @Macrophage: welcome to the thread. @fury: sounds good, might nerf the attack a little though.
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Lord Herobrine does a massive hammer flip which smashes 150 ceramic bloons. Tabbune, using both off his actions for this round, makes the bloons vulnerable to attack. h2o does [REDACTED] to 200 ceramics, ichigo casts incendio for 4 damage to the GODZ bloon, h2o deals 6 more damage with a dartling gun, Ichigo's cannon removes 30 health from the GODZ bloon as he blows up 300 ceramics with grenades, and jon eats a ceramic bloon, killing all of the smaller ones within it. Macrophage catches the single remaining Chehov's Rock, and throws it at the GODZ bloon, dealing 10 damage, but the rock whizzes away.
Herobrine throws a dictionary of cuss words at the godmodder. Normally this would've had no effect but... Its in Russian. 1 damage. Kayne powers up Solomon Grundy, Jondanger throws a poisonous dart, which does nothing other than 2 damage to the GODZ bloon, Macrophage attempts to locate Chehov's Rock, but cannot find it, Fury boosts Mecha-Fishron, Wordless jams the doors of the GODZ bloon with a spear for 6 damage, and Fury deals 2 more damage with a javelin.
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End of Turn Battle
The army of bloons rushes forward, catching and destroying Hanayo and the sentry, as well as severely damaging mecha-fishron and the behemoth. The AGs reduce the bloons down to pink and yellows, but it seems the GODZ bloon has another trick up its sleeve... 500 MOABS come out. This might be a problem...
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Battlefield:
Godmodder: Hp: 72/100
G.O.D.Z. bloon [PG]: Hp: 10/100
MOABs [PG]: x500
Pink bloons [PG]: x12218
Yellow bloons [PG]: x7774
Mecha-Fishron: [AG]: Hp: 2000/20000
The Behemoth: [AG]: Hp: 4000/150000
Monkey Engineer: [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000. sentry: |||
Solomon Grundy [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000
edited 29th Jul '14 7:51:09 AM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Well, that's unexpected. I thought the Behemoth would soak up the damage for Hanayo. Anyways, R.I.P Hanayo, at least in this universe.
In response to Hanayo's death, I cast Lightning Storm at all P Gs.
20/66
22/100
edited 29th Jul '14 8:24:57 AM by Tabbune
Sends an email to the Godmodder pretending to inform him of his unexpected inheritance of 5 million US dollars and a free heal token from his uncle one removed, a wealthy Nigerian prince. In the email I include details of how to claim the inheritance asking him to send one of his hit points via Western Union to me.
I notice a growing presence behind me inspiring simultaneous terror and the urge to laugh: 4/64 for "He who walks behind."
My robot buddy finds a coupon which reads: "redeemable for one stylish shirt available in any size- available colours: red." I disregard the coupon and continue on my quest for the sword of plot advancement: 4/10.
Three plus +1s to whoever wants them.
edited 29th Jul '14 8:15:55 AM by AngryMacrophage
Phagocytosing pathogens since today :) Omnomnom
I shoot an Ice Bolt at the G.O.D.Z.
22/66 claiming one.
23/100
3 Free +1s
edited 29th Jul '14 8:25:36 AM by Tabbune
I get all my friends to go to the godmodder and tell him about how they got rich from the generosity of the Nigerian princes to encourage him to check his spam folder and take up my offer.
Claims one of the free +1s to further enhance the summoning of "he who walks behind". I feel his growing presence become ever more unnerving. Charge 6/64.
After much searching, I discover a cave and walk inside. I find a sword lying on the ground with a note saying "Do Not Touch!" I reach to pick it up: sword of plot advancement 5/10.
Three more free +1s: 5 in total are available from me.
edited 29th Jul '14 8:43:09 AM by AngryMacrophage
Phagocytosing pathogens since today :) Omnomnom
INCARNATION OF POWER
I upload a game to gamejolt, and as per my usual habits, I send a pm to all my friends about it, including the Godmodder. Thing is, the game has really loud music that will give just about anyone a headache.
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Okay then. Oh, and here are the stats for the aircrafts. 42/50 Claiming Tabbune's and Macrophage's +1.
Planes
Suisei Dive Bombers
- Medium damage, but hard to shoot off.
Ryuusei Torpedo Bombers
- Higher damage, but less durable.
Reppuu Fighters
- Low damage, but excels at taking out swarms of enemies.
And now... We wait. 39/60
I dump a tank of gasoline on the G.O.D.Z. bloon and light it on fire.
@Macrophage: More on your summon. 7/64
@Tabbune: And your first charge. 23/66
And a free +1, if anyone needs it.
edited 29th Jul '14 9:07:09 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
(1st Draw)
Now... TIME TO RAISE HELL.
tears Edward's pathetic vampire race a new one.
Chakravartin lays waste to the Telitubbies, Rollie Pollie Ollie, Dora the explorer, and Blues Clues with extreme prejudice. Discord is buried underneath a Kaiju while Kamina and Simon are waylaid by the Holy Grail and obliterated.
With equally devastating effects Galacticus nukes several hundred alternate continuity earths, as well as every single shred of Justin Beiber's existence. Unfortunately, Linkin Park, Eminem, Owl City, and Weird Al Yankovic are caught in the crossfire.
Tsukishima from Bleach rewrites the entire Disney movie history timeline to where all the bad guys live, while Chrysalis turns Equestria into her mass breeding ground.
Gygas is accepted into the guild and both "it" and Majora recruit the Nintendo universe Villans, before they unceremoniously murder Bowser, King De De De, and Eggman for utterly failing at being evil.
In a twist, everyone stops and has tea time, provided by Bloody Mary, the Kiryuin Conglomerate and Aizen. There was a whopping number of free charges lying around, so there's time to relax. ||| 95/200
I take the Path of the MOAB Bloon destroyer. Now at Path 1:2 and Path 2:2
21/25 Overclock this.
I Grab a boomerang and start throwing them through the pink bloons.
CREATIVITY SHALL CONTINUE ||| +1 on whatever it is.
2+ to the immediate next poster. This means the immediate next poster, not the next two posters like last time.
What was the last recorded measurement of Creativity? It's got about 10 new points since whenever it was last recorded.
I am the once and future king.
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
I fire a laz0r at the moabs.
34/80
4/15
Thanks.
Here's +2 to the above 25 post charge and 1 free +1 to whomever.
edited 29th Jul '14 10:28:45 AM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.
As the Goblin General charges up the cannon again, I cast Full Heal on Mecha Fishron.
Cannon: 1/20
Ulysses: 22/25 (Taking h2obox's +1.)
15/60 Disco Defense Ball 1x +1 by Ichigo.
3/50 Dedan (Good Ghost Copy)
I fire some missiles at the MOAB's.
2x +1 to the immediat next poster. +1 to Twin.
Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
37/80 thanks
5/15
I throw the GODZ into a furnace.
3 +1s!
edited 29th Jul '14 3:57:47 PM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.
I fire my RPG at the MOABs.
Cannon: 2/20
Ulysses: 24/25 (Claiming one of h2obox's +1s.)
17/60 Disco Defense Ball
5/50 Dedan (Good Ghost Copy)
I claimed both of h2oboxes charges.
Random arrow firing at random PG's.
2x +1 for the immediate next poster, +1 for Twin.
edited 30th Jul '14 3:00:03 AM by Kayne
Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
The carriers are launching! 45/50 Thanks!
Cyber-Navarro: 40/60
I continue to roast the G.O.D.Z. bloon with a flamethrower.
@Herobrine: As you wish. 23/25
@h20: Boosting your second charge. 6/15
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
I take a bundle of large darts, and begin taking pot-shots at the MOA Bs.
The mages create a large summoning circle, and throw all the random stuff they've collected into it. 13/39 (+1 from Macrophage)
Mysterious Charge?? 3/10
/+1 to Armored Fury's Carrier, to Tabbune for whatever he chooses, and to Herobrine's Bloonchipper.
Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
13/60 Disco Defense Ball 1x +1 by Lord Herobrine.
I start creating a ghostly copy of OFF bosses since the originals would not help us fight the Godmodder. I start where i should: Dedan.
2/50 Dedan (Good Ghost Copy) 1x +1 by Lord Herobrine.
I use my attack to power up Solomon Grundy instead.
edited 28th Jul '14 2:54:38 PM by Kayne
Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.