All Purpose Frozen Fanfiction Thread

I think my fingers would fall off from exhaustion. I'll definitely be doing some short follow-ups, though, either one-shots or very short multi-chapter stories, and there's gonna be a Fritz-centric spin-off fanfic, too. But I'm going to take a very very long break first.

Dammit, I'll have to write one myself then.

I do have an idea...

Wait, are you saying you want to write a sequel to my fanfic or just a regular Frozen fanfic?

A regular one. I am soon to be bereft of good fanfic that updates regularly. Might as well Start My Own,

Well, you're not bereft just yet.

edited 23rd Oct '14 1:54:24 PM by spashthebandragon

Hmm, I'm not sure if people are going to like this chapter... It's nothing but sisterly fluff between Elsa and Anna. Where's the character death? Where's the impending sense of dread and hopelessness?

Okay, fine, so technically there IS character death in this chapter. I lied. Ain't I a stinker?

edited 26th Oct '14 6:24:46 AM by spashthebandragon

Gonna be honest, I added Fritz to this story on a whim, and I kinda-sorta made up his plotline as I went along. For a good 2/3 of this story, I didn't have the slightest clue how I was gonna resolve things for him. I threw around a lot of ideas, but I don't think I ever in a million years thought that I'd hook him up with Mary. I didn't even decide to redeem her until late in the story. I mean, when I first concieved of Fritz's and Mary's characters, that would've been a Crack Pairing.

My story is weird.

edited 28th Oct '14 6:49:05 PM by spashthebandragon

I believe Cinema Sins had a great idea for pairings when they did a video for Frozen. Why not give the ice-ĺoving Kristof to Elsa, and have the other prince NOT be...well crazy. Weaseltown guy is the villain, of course.But for added fun, Elsa's power turns into The Corruption, and instead of freezing her, it freezes her HEART, plus gives her powers similar to (maybe even stronger than) Elsa.

And after all the waxing in between heartwarming and ansty/dark, Anna goes to "normal" with her emotions, but gets to keep the white hair and powers.

And in the style of a midsummer nights dream, Jack Frost from Guardians arrives just In time to fall in love with Elsa. - There, go make a movie out of that.

Or....don't. Because that sounds...bad. Really bad.

Which part of it? [[Spoiler: ALL OF IT.]] You can see this because I want you to...

edited 28th Oct '14 10:59:17 PM by Webidolchiu94

I mean, yeah. I don't like the idea of Anna getting corrupted by Elsa's magic, because that implies that Elsa is therefore corrupted or evil herself, since she is the source of said magic. And I really don't like the idea of the "happy ending" being that Anna is literally just turned into Elsa, because that implies that Anna has no merits or character of her own worth saving.

Sorry if it came out that way. I don't know, something about the song that the men cutting Ice were singing made me think. That, in addition to the trolls asking if she was born with the power or "cursed" have something to do with it. Like, if Elsa was a "carrier", but unaffected by the 'evil'. If she were to infect someone, say, Anna, then the side effects of the magic would be apparent, like, for example, being Dark.Anna would be Anna afterwards. Just with a tiny bit of freezing power. Maybe she could have her hair color back,plus the cute little lock of white, to signify her keeping the power.

edited 28th Oct '14 11:30:11 PM by Webidolchiu94

If done right, it could be pretty good.

No. No it could not.

One of the biggest things about Frozen is that it gives several good Aesops: Fourth-Date Marriage is incredibly dangerous, being different isn't a bad thing.

What you're proposing is taking these aesops and tossing them in the trash. You're trying to make Elsa's powers inherently evil, and Elsa the only one able to resist them. You're trying to pair characters up on shallow similarities instead of any emotional connection.

You're completely removing the Aesop of familial love being just as important as romantic love.

You're essentially proposing an incredibly bad version of Frozen, removing everything that makes it great, and replacing it with the common cliches.

Wow, sorry. But I thought I said that Elsa saves both Anna and herself? But whatever. Have it your way. I'll dissappear now.

I'll add this to the growing pile of evidence that Cinema Sins and all the other "snidely complain about the plot of every movie ever" videos suck

I am not fond of the various "Everything wrong with [movie]" videos for that very reason. The ones I've seen rely on willful ignorance of what the movie explicitly states or addresses or heavily implies.

The Just Bugs Me (Seriously why did we change it to "headscratchers"? Some misguided attempt at "respectability" from a site that advertises "no such thing as notability" and being a "buttload more informal"?) pages are far superior at actually pointing out things that are wrong with a work, instead of intentionally being contrarian for the sake of clickbait.

Anyway, Frozen fanfic. I understand the appeal of Kristoff/Elsa, but I feel as though they work better as friends. After all, he just works with ice and harvests it and presumably carves it too, as he can appreciate the workmanship on Elsa's ice castle. But just because I love bacon doesn't mean I'd want to get romantically involved with someone just because she can spontaneously generate bacon from her fingertips.

...okay that was a bad example, but the principle still stands!

I like them. Goofy fun with Cinema Sins and the new Brand Sins. They're meant to be joke videos.

edited 29th Oct '14 11:27:44 AM by MiscellaneousSoup

The How It Should Have Ended videos do a much better job of doing the whole "it's just supposed to be funny, not a legit criticism of the plot" thing. Those videos actually come off as lighthearted and silly and not smug and arrogant about it.

edited 29th Oct '14 11:49:04 AM by spashthebandragon

I like both. Everyone has their own opinion.

The story is almost over, I swear!

Dang it, guys, Hans is just too funny. I didn't have the heart to kill him... yet.

...with that reveal, I'm guessing Part 5 is starting?

Re: You Tube - You might say that intentional ignorance for the sake of making a funny is the greatest Cinema Sin of all.

Re: Fanfic - anyone encounter any good Skyrim crossovers?

I think there's a pair on the Rec page, can't vouch for their quality.

I also just added my favourite Let It Go mashup to the rec page.

edited 30th Oct '14 4:46:50 PM by GeekCodeRed

Sorry, the story really is almost over. In fact, if I ever try to write a part 5, that'll be a sign that Frozen has won the battle for complete dominance of my brain, and there will be nothing left of me but an empty shell that churns out Frozen fanfiction.