"Ugh! Why am I in this helpless, pathetic body!"
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it.""What is this?! Where is my blood stained armor?!"
-Spider Lizard Noises-And I thought being the spawn of Satan was bad...
...interesting. It lacks the physical abilities of my true self, however.
edited 15th Mar '14 4:05:09 AM by FergardStratoavis
How do lizards fly?Blah?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseWhat is this new form? Where have my legs gone? Are these wings upon my back, or strange tentacles?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)...How unusual. I appear to be human and considerably younger. I feel... Emotion. I think I like this.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019"... I miss Shinji now."
"Did you expect somebody else?""I have no recollection of Asuka having ears atop her head..."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Big. Human. Person. Can't breathe in space. Need space suit. Gotta buy a space suit. Go to space as a human. Ba-ba-bah-ba-ba-buh-bah. Goin' to space. As a human. Need food.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!I will require additional mobility if I intend to continue my primary purpose.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Eh!? What the crap- *gets shot* ...oh wow, I'm immortal.
Cats. Covered in cats. Not in space. Cats in space. Kitties. Ooh! Ooh, kitties! Kitties! Let's go to space! Cat planet. Cat planet! In space.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!\*is confused*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseTHE FUCK HAPPENED!?
Ouch! Aah! Where did all these cats come from?! Ooh! Please stop clawing my face! Ow! Aaaaah!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."Wow, I can see.
But I can't really see anymore.
edited 22nd Mar '14 4:34:43 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseWhat... what is this... I can't see anything, but... my body... I feel an odd sensation. I can tell where things are, but I can't see them.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)He'd attempt to disfigure his face while saying "SuiuS!", and be disappointed that his face isn't as malleable anymore.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Oh did my account get hacked?
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
...I'm starting to consider nature unfair.
But hey, seems she's a fan of some good music.
How do lizards fly?A fine body, this.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."WHAT THE-
Orochimaru!?
Pretty self-explanatory game, given we have other similar games. Figured I'd make the next logical step.
How would your avatar react to becoming the above avatar?
Space. I'm nothing. I'm space. I am space. Space! Gotta be space! SPAAAAAAAACE!!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!