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Bidoof uses Grass Knot. The Colossal Titan drops to its knees. Bidoof jumps up to its neck. Bidoof uses Hyper Fang.

A hundred snot-nosed kindergarteners that want to hug you.

Kindergarten slaughterfest 2015.

Someone who is really determined to sue them.

Bidoof used Yawn. Everyone in court fell asleep. Bidoof walked out of court.

A cannibalistic ghost.

Dunno how Neuff can deal with a ghost, really, although she could just dodge till the ghostbusters arrive.

If the ghost can be neutralized by raw power, she wins, otherwise, she'll have to DDOODDDGGE;

Madara Uchiha.

And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Izanagi and Izanami), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using the Infinite Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu, Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

edited 8th Nov '15 8:15:08 AM by Bolded1

Bidoof is Unaware of what any of those terms mean. So they have no effect on him. Bidoof Hyper Fangs him in the nuts while he's bragging about how strong he is.

Jack the Ripper. Who is now a zombie.

"You know what I just heard? Blah blah spiritual mumbo jumbo blah blah something about DNA."

Jack the Ripper was just some guy that killed prostitutes and was really good at hiding his tracks (either that or he somehow bribed the police). I don't think making him a zombie is going to change the outcome of the fight. Rex would just kick his ass.

Songbird.

edited 8th Nov '15 8:26:58 AM by DeisTheAlcano

Neuff can easily handle Songbird.

Legendary Super Saiyan Broly (aka the state where he's in a roid rage), confuses the avvie below with Kakarot.

Songbird loses.

Pierrot Le Fou from Cowboy Bebop.

edited 8th Nov '15 8:31:04 AM by Superjohn

Summoning Bahamut, with Mega Flare, would probably take care of him. Failing that, there's always Anima...

3 Withers at once.

edited 8th Nov '15 8:32:01 AM by DarkDestruction

Hum, she might get into trouble, regeneration would help but she'd have to be quick or she'll get ganged up on.

Dark Schneider

It all depends on the variables. Does Muffet catch and hold him in a web snare? Does he get the jump on her? Who's rules are we playing by?

He'd probably win though, what with being 3D and all.

Merasmus the Wizard, tag teamed by the Bombinomicon.

She may win this, given repeated use of her aeons. The explosives of Bombinomicon would give her some trouble.

Nightmare.

Revan hacks that evil animatronic to pieces with his lightsaber.

Venom.

Ha, closer match, Venom's rather close or equal to Neuff in stats after all, so if she plays arounds, she's in for a rude awakening.

Again, being quick and using her lightning correctly could help but she won't have much breathing time.

Super Saiyan Blue Goku and Vegeta (SSGSS goku and vegeta with easier names)

Piccolo loses.

A pissed of Jason, Michael Myers, and Freddy.

edited 8th Nov '15 10:30:35 AM by Piando

Probably kill Jason and Michael Myers after a struggle. If they don´t gang up on her, then they could defeat her with a prepared strategy. Given Scat´s record with psychics Freddy would kill her in one go. Unless he´s too disgusted by the content of her dreams to focus on doing her in.

A vampiric toddler.

edited 8th Nov '15 10:51:08 AM by manicnightmarepixie

As far as I know, she'd eat just about anything that can get caught. Even if it was a small child ingame. My bet's on the Muffet.

Anyways, Frank Reynolds, who like before just had a bad day and is currently hyper and jumpy on some really strong workout pills.

Flicked away : D

A well-fed Galactus.

Well fed? Then he's even heavier than usual. Bidoof uses Grass Knot for massive damage.

Dialga and Palkia team up to attack the next avatar.

Would probably try to get them focused on fighting each other... then catch both using a master ball.

An enraged Goku (Both sides are ready.)

edited 8th Nov '15 2:20:39 PM by Fangroller

Ran most definitely loses.

Omega.

Isaac 0, Omega 1. Poor boy can't really jump after all.

The Uber Ethereal.

edited 9th Nov '15 5:30:59 PM by DarkDestruction

DOOMRIDER cannot be mindfrayed when he's already a laughing wreck of a Daemon Prince. That is a Roflstomp.

The Great Papyrus.

Omega's Ax-Crazy enough to actually kill him as opposed to having mercy.

Sans.

She can handle it.

Fifty wampas. At once.