Stop Killing My Titles
Ebony Warrior is kickass enough to be able to actually do some damage to Hades. Likely not kill him since that's certainly out of his capability, but enough for the latter to declare him not worth the effort. Iunno.
grah
The Absolute Madman
She doesn't have long for this world.
Mike Tyson
"We be we baby!"
She'll try to get him in debt to trap him forever.
If that fails... rubees.
Miley Cyrus on her wrecking ball.
edited 13th Feb '15 3:30:50 PM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Back after a long hiatus
Precision Lightning Bolt to the string holding the wrecking ball up.
Me! (The thin-ish sophomore with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do)
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Loki contemptuously runs you through.
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First of all, the Elder Scrolls is an RPG (except for Online, which is an MMORPG, but it's the only MMORPG in the series). Second, your "answer" is a goddamn copout and you know it.
edited 13th Feb '15 3:46:04 PM by IchigoMontoya
The Absolute Madman
She doesn't care much for MMORPG.
A drug addiction
"We be we baby!"
"I'm, like, high as a kite, man... Wait, how the hell would I get a drug addiction? That'd have to be an absurd amount of drugs."
A team consisting of a Komodo Dragon, an Astronaut, and a dysfunctional robot that can only speak Spanish.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Loki wipes the floor with them.
Sheogorath, and this time, I expect an actual answer and no copouts (looking at you, Kix).
Escaping with a teleport spell is really the only possible course of action that leads to survival but against someone that powerful survival or at least survial as something other than a sentient peice of cheese or some such thing, is unlikley.
The next avatar is attacked bay a balhannoth.
Oh? I find them rather adorable.
edited 13th Feb '15 9:17:50 PM by Laicamir
Back after a long hiatus
Creepy Cute my arse.
Uhh. Disperse? If that doesn't work, run away and pray.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Shadow of Legends
The Mechawolf shreds the thin air and goes on sniffing for its next meal.
The Mechawolf Pack, led by their Energon-infused Alpha.
Nah, its guns should be able to rip the ordinary ones new ones, at least. And leave a few dents in the Alpha. It doesn't have the resilience of a true Cybertronian.
edited 14th Feb '15 2:29:53 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
no thoughts, only sword
The Valentine will be torn apart very quickly while dealing next-to-no damage to the wolves.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Back after a long hiatus
Fuckin' run.
An Orc.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Loki dispatches it with ease.
"Come on, then, fight me. And hold nothing back. Anything less than all of your power would not be a challenge."
The Hateful Star
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Stop Killing My Titles
Sounds like some sort of a battleship? Berserker can probably take control over it and get himself a new sweet toy to fly.
grah
Agunimon would probably have to use his EmperorGreymon form, but he'd defeat her eventually. He'd probably also seal her in the Dark Area for her violent tendencies toward people who cross her.
Primal Kyogre
no thoughts, only sword
The Valentine isn't amphibious. Primal Kyogre can drown the whole crew by using a Water move, while their puny 6-pounder inflicts minor Scratch Damage.
edited 14th Feb '15 6:41:11 PM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Back after a long hiatus
Homing Lightning'd.
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. (Note that it eats whole planes. As in, planes of existence.)
edited 14th Feb '15 6:40:53 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
An interesting matchup. A lone drone would probably get absolutely trashed, but... hmm... There's actually a chance that, even at full power, I might lose. Against the honest-to-god Emrakul, of course, not a magical facsimile summoned by a planeswalker.
Metal Gear RAY
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The Absolute Madman
\*Explosion*
A deadly lazer beam with a 90 square mile radius
"We be we baby!"
Shadow of Legends
-is blasted down to a disembodied soul, which gradually regenerates back into her-
A kid with a baseball bat.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
The child will quickly be reduced to an acidic puddle.
The next avatar is attacked by a gaint acid spitting leech.
edited 16th Feb '15 4:06:14 AM by Laicamir
Jer gets all the girls
He clicks his fingers, and it's a chicken now.
The next avatar is confronted with a Cucco
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Loki simply cuts it to pieces with a dagger before chucking said pieces off of the edge of the Bifrost.
The Ebony Warrior
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