Jer gets all the girls
Agreed! Waffles are much simpler. And you can eat them. Can you eat a relationship? I think not!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
It wasn't a rock
Good point. Money may not buy love, but money buys waffles, and you need to eat somehow.
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Billion Dollar Babies
I'm jealous. I want to have a tea party with one of the most terrifying monsters ever and discuss about the small things in life with him.
The man behind the slaughter
Well someone has to take care of the kitties!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
bored
Uh, so long as you are happy I guess.
hey
That reminds me of that one movie about the doves, or pigeons, or whatever. It was called Valiant.
...Doesn't look as good as I remembered it.
hey
Tief girl with eartude
Your boundaries will be respected!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Mii, myself, and I
Well you'll reach the castle they're in at some point, right?
Billion Dollar Babies
You say that like freedom isn't a curse that even the most oppressed groups in history had to deal with.
But you do you, I guess.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Billion Dollar Babies
Bump. And please excuse that, I've been reading a lot of Existentialist philosophy.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
82123
Question: how do the Great Old Ones take their tea?
Cthulhu seems like the type that would drink Earl Grey with sugar but no milk.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Not stupid or expendable.
Tief girl with eartude
Oh, you're not catching me out this time!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
How many storming castles are there?!
Well, it's hardly unnecessary that the human race doesn't die out like this thread, isn't it?
Just a Mettaur
There is no relationship status. Hmm... Maybe that means you prefer to keep those things private.
A great Mascot Mook.
I doubt TV Tropes actually ruined your love life.
It just means you haven't met the one! They're probably equally obsessed with TV Tropes!
The Video Guy
If you're waiting too long, you might want to lower your standards, just a bit.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Tyrannoraptoran Reptiliomorph
I'll buy you some.
Join the Five-Man Band cleanup project!
It wasn't a rock
*blows the dust off*
It must have been a while, but I assume you're up to get some, huh?
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Fairy-type Iris
Sometimes affairs can be quite small, indeed.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
The King Without a Kingdom
Ow, my ears.
It's been 3000 years…
Just a Mettaur
That's very nice of you, but please don't.
A great Mascot Mook.
All you've gotta do is find the Warp Zone.
...I have no idea how to apply that metaphor to social relationships, though.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."