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Rethkir A Trusted Friend in Science and Ponies from the gap between dimensions Since: Mar, 2013
#1: Jan 18th 2014 at 5:42:32 PM

An In-Universe example fromThe Simpsons [1]. Vertical arrangement might be better.

edited 18th Jan '14 5:42:44 PM by Rethkir

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Paktra Since: Sep, 2013
#2: Jan 18th 2014 at 5:55:10 PM

[tup] Aggh you beat me to it! You got the idea when I mentioned it, didn't you?tongue

Also: 1, 2, 3

I just came up with this...

"Buffering... Buffy the Vampire Layer"

edited 18th Jan '14 7:56:39 PM by Paktra

Willbyr Hi (Y2K) Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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#3: Jan 18th 2014 at 9:29:48 PM

[up] Honestly, I like that last one best.

Paktra Since: Sep, 2013
#4: Jan 18th 2014 at 9:44:28 PM

[up] Which one, the last one I linked or the last one that I posted, the Buffy one?

Also you see what I did there? I did it on Windows 95 for that extra obsoleteness! cool

edited 18th Jan '14 9:49:34 PM by Paktra

treelo Since: Jun, 2010
#5: Jan 18th 2014 at 11:44:30 PM

I'm annoyed because it ignores the realities of 56kb dial-up!

SeptimusHeap from Switzerland (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Mu
#6: Jan 19th 2014 at 1:08:42 AM

@2 is best for me, given that it's explicitly noted it's a loading screen - rather than a hang.

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman
Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#7: Jan 19th 2014 at 4:44:57 AM

Agreed with # 2, and for much the same reason. It's clear that its still loading, and making the OS win95 is a nice touch.

edited 19th Jan '14 4:45:37 AM by Madrugada

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Willbyr Hi (Y2K) Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
treelo Since: Jun, 2010
#9: Jan 19th 2014 at 5:07:09 AM

I guess 2.4's okay but it's just very Viewer-Friendly Interface which bugs me. Clearly isn't downloading a thing, seems to be pointing to MSN.com for no reason in the titlebar (though at least is pointing someplace else in the address bar) and has a very fake loading bar stuck on the bottom half of a half loaded image.

I'm possibly overthinking things that simply don't matter or being too keenly picky but dammit, if I can't be anal about this on TV Tropes where am I going to do it?

edited 19th Jan '14 5:13:40 AM by treelo

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#10: Jan 19th 2014 at 5:32:01 AM

How is it Viewer-Friendly Interface at all, let alone "just" VFI? That's what a Win95 window would look like. VFI is "The display is designed to be seen on TV but wouldn't work in real life". And "Clearly isn't downloading a thing"? What makes you say that?

edited 19th Jan '14 5:33:01 AM by Madrugada

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
treelo Since: Jun, 2010
#11: Jan 19th 2014 at 5:46:09 AM

I know what the Windows 95 UI looked like and don't have an issue with it, I believe that it has hints of VFI because of the reasons I stated and having used that browser for a good while I do have an idea of what it looks like if it's in use. It's just very fake looking, is that an answer?

It doesn't matter greatly but just saying.

edited 19th Jan '14 5:49:06 AM by treelo

AnotherDuck No, the other one. from Stockholm Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Mu
No, the other one.
#12: Jan 19th 2014 at 6:02:04 AM

I'd say it doesn't look like anything I remember. There's a lot of dead space, and while the address shows a website (different from the title bar) it's just a single image showing.

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treelo Since: Jun, 2010
#13: Jan 19th 2014 at 6:06:33 AM

[up] Which is at least true... kinda, URL would point to an image wouldn't it? The deadspace though is correct but that is a lot of clarity for a very small image (no wider than 100 pixels).

edited 19th Jan '14 6:08:12 AM by treelo

Elbruno Mummy Woomy from Chile: Not As Dry As Space! Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
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#14: Jan 19th 2014 at 6:24:59 AM

I tried uploading the original suggestion here. But...

Man, servers are slow today...

edited 19th Jan '14 6:25:25 AM by Elbruno

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m8e from Sweden Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
#15: Jan 19th 2014 at 6:33:49 AM

Well...

  • The title bar shows, MSN.com.
  • The adress in the adress bar is http://www.buffybigbuffs.com/, not an adress to an image. / It show an image loading instead of an image on a website loading.
  • I shows an loading message that Win 95 clearly didn't have. Instead of making it clear that it's loading, it's making it clear that it's fake.
  • The scroll bar doesn't match the content either.

[up][tup][lol]

edited 19th Jan '14 6:34:54 AM by m8e

treelo Since: Jun, 2010
#16: Jan 19th 2014 at 6:37:46 AM

Why is everyone repeating what I said?

Elbruno Mummy Woomy from Chile: Not As Dry As Space! Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Mummy Woomy
#17: Jan 19th 2014 at 7:02:17 AM

[up][up]You think this is a joke? Eddie needs to fix this stuff!

Okay, I'll give it another shot...

Goddammit.

edited 19th Jan '14 7:02:55 AM by Elbruno

"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."
Paktra Since: Sep, 2013
#18: Jan 19th 2014 at 9:56:11 AM

[up] that was my first idea but I just had to do one of Buffy.

And everyone my image was supposed to look fake! tongue

treelo Since: Jun, 2010
#19: Jan 19th 2014 at 10:47:19 AM
Thumped: Wow. That was rude. Too many of this kind of thump will bring a suspension. Please keep it civil.
Paktra Since: Sep, 2013
#20: Jan 19th 2014 at 11:44:29 AM

[up]Ok, well then you jump on your still working Pentium II with 95' and IE InPrivate Browsing(which was not available) and look up topless Buffy pics on a 56k! tongue

I'm doing the best with what I've got here. So, anything else missing?

edited 19th Jan '14 11:46:16 AM by Paktra

treelo Since: Jun, 2010
Paktra Since: Sep, 2013
#22: Jan 19th 2014 at 12:10:40 PM

My take on 17

edited 19th Jan '14 12:11:22 PM by Paktra

AnotherDuck No, the other one. from Stockholm Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Mu
No, the other one.
ShadowHog from Earth Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#24: Jan 19th 2014 at 12:47:23 PM

I greatly prefer 17. It actually looks like the TV Tropes server is glitching out, which is obviously not the case with 23 (since images in the process of loading don't repeat at the top, and the blown-up mouse cursor both looks out of place and practically beats you over the head with the joke, killing it in the process).

That said, the source material for 17 was wider, wasn't it? Can we produce a version of 17 using the originals (or 350px wide, whichever's smaller)?

edited 19th Jan '14 12:48:44 PM by ShadowHog

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Paktra Since: Sep, 2013
#25: Jan 19th 2014 at 12:56:35 PM

[up] okay I give I'll go with 17.

And yes images repeating at the top does happen especially if you have extremely low memory like I do, you try to scroll down screen.... but okay I guess that doesn't count.

I like the illusion idea, it is subtle I admit.

Also I believe what you're looking for is in 14.

edited 19th Jan '14 1:01:13 PM by Paktra


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