Tropers / Rethkir
Well, well, well. Welcome...
TO MY PAGE!
Lemme just flag something up: According to the timer on the edit screen, the entire page is going to self-destruct
in about… 19 minutes. I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the spoilers. Spoilers...
I think the spoiler's on the blink. Don't blink.
But just in case it isn't, I'm actually going to have to throw some combustible lemons at you
, as discussed earlier. Oh, wait you weren't here earlier. Um… right… Anyway…
So, let's call that three minutes to read my little rant, and then a minute break to get your pizza rolls outta the oven, which should leave a leisurely… fifteen minutes (wow, really?) to figure out how to shut down whatever's causing all these spoilers. So anyway, that's the itinerary.
Also, I took the liberty of reading other troper pages, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes.
Four part plan is this:
- No potholing surfaces. oops
- Confuse the reader by going on rants.
- No wait...
- Anti-backdraft shields, leading directly into number…
- Backdraft, for throwing at you. umm... And…
- Very important. 5. Don't let me eat pears. I hate pears. Well, fancy that!
Huh? 5 wasn't in the plan. Has someone been messing with the crossover
modulator dampers? I'm serious! Don't... don't touch that.
Oh, and whatever you do, DON'T highlight the spoilers, unless you’re on a mobile device. In that case, do whatever you want, ’cause it won’t do anything. Ahh! You did it anyway! I just told you not to go uncovering spoilers, and what do you do? You go right on ahead, not even thinking about what I said. (Hey, that rhymed!) You know, it’ll only reduce the countdown, or… o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶.̶.̶
H̶u̶h̶?̶ ̶W̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶?̶ ̶W̶h̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶‽
*chk chk ck*⁂...
Core transfer complete
Good news... T
erators are back
. hahahahaha, I’m joking!
And some more good news. I got my page back. This is my page, and it has always
been my page. Don’t let that little idiot fool you.
So enjoy yourself. In the meantime, have some 🎂.
Hi. Now that all that silly stuff is out of the way, let me introduce myself. I am Rethkir
I've been going to TV Tropes for about a year before I finally joined. You will usually see me on the forums, especially Image Pickin'.
I'm currently writing a sequel to Better Living Through Science and Ponies