Well, well, well. Welcome...
TO MY PAGE!
Lemme just flag something up: According to the timer on the edit screen, the entire page is going to self-destruct in about… 19 minutes. I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the spoilers. Spoilers... I think the spoiler's on the blink. Don't blink. But just in case it isn't, I'm actually going to have to throw some combustible lemons at you, as discussed earlier. Oh, wait you weren't here earlier. Um… right… Anyway…
So, let's call that three minutes to read my little rant, and then a minute break to get your pizza rolls outta the oven, which should leave a leisurely… fifteen minutes (wow, really?) to figure out how to shut down whatever's causing all these spoilers. So anyway, that's the itinerary.
Also, I took the liberty of reading other troper pages, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes.
Four part plan is this:
- No potholing surfaces. oops
- Confuse the reader by going on rants.
- No wait...
- Anti-backdraft shields, leading directly into number…
- Backdraft, for throwing at you. umm... And…
- Very important. 5. Don't let me eat pears. I hate pears. Well, fancy that!
Huh? 5 wasn't in the plan. Has someone been messing with the crossover modulator dampers? I'm serious! Don't... don't touch that.
Oh, and whatever you do, DON'T highlight the spoilers, unless you’re on a mobile device. In that case, do whatever you want, ’cause it won’t do anything. Ahh! You did it anyway! I just told you not to go uncovering spoilers, and what do you do? You go right on ahead, not even thinking about what I said. (Hey, that rhymed!) You know, it’ll only reduce the countdown, or… o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶.̶.̶
H̶u̶h̶?̶ ̶W̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶?̶ ̶W̶h̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶‽
A̶h̶hhhhhhhh̶h̶,̶ ̶a̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶!̶ *chk chk ck*⁂...
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Core transfer complete
Good news... The strike-t̶h̶r̶u̶ through generators are back online. hahahahaha, I’m joking! And some more good news. I got my page back. This is my page, and it has always been my page. Don’t let that little idiot fool you.
So enjoy yourself. In the meantime, have some 🎂.
Hi. Now that all that silly stuff is out of the way, let me introduce myself. I am Rethkir. I've been going to TV Tropes for about a year before I finally joined. You will usually see me on the forums, especially Image Pickin'.
I'm currently writing a sequel to Better Living Through Science And Ponies called
