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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#1: Dec 10th 2013 at 7:57:02 AM

Firstlyiest

Rules:

  • Talk in horribly mangled, broken English.
  • Use translators to get the best effect, if one so desires.
  • NO PROPER ENGLISH ALLOWED.

I are to tell all those I English very goodly !

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#2: Dec 10th 2013 at 8:01:20 AM

Your grammar is terrible liars.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#3: Dec 10th 2013 at 8:05:57 AM

You can't even make construction of a sentance probably!

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#4: Dec 10th 2013 at 8:06:49 AM

Yes, you cans, your mother whore.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#5: Dec 10th 2013 at 8:11:02 AM

Joint control of this creature remain fast!

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#6: Dec 10th 2013 at 8:13:36 AM

What of you are saying does not understooded.

I use this one?

You know what I put in to get that? "Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Please see the hand and the front handle dagger. You can come into your clutches. Will be displayed. Please note that there is a fatal vision wise? Your heart is willing to create a fake cutlass heat oppressèd brain? Drawing format is invalid. Considered the use of instruments such as the Marshall st. My eye is worth all the rest of th o ' stupid 'maid' or other other senses. Before the bloody blade and dudgeon still not thee ye gout. It is not. This business is like blood. Another natural sleep half killed an evil abuse of the dream world. He is Howling Wolf ghost drying progress Hecate Sentinel products are accusing him celebrate the magic Takin Alarumed stealth movement by killing him. Office chat last step, now fear the future, additional check ball is not locked. Cold breath thermal I. student threat period split end stage [exit stage left]

edited 10th Dec '13 8:19:12 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
TAPETRVE from The city of Vlurxtrznbnaxl Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
#7: Dec 10th 2013 at 9:11:25 AM

This thread bore I deadly.

Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#8: Dec 10th 2013 at 9:16:33 AM

For this reason, a friend.

War is God.
Rvdz Don't mock the shocker from in a bar, under the sea Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#10: Dec 10th 2013 at 10:19:11 AM

Hulk hungry.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
KingNick1995 from Somewhere over the waynebow Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#11: Dec 10th 2013 at 10:29:31 AM

"Ah, yes or no, the question is: ' it is a nobleman in the mind to suffer, and the arrow of doom, or against a sea of trouble,"

Presenting!
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#12: Dec 10th 2013 at 12:17:26 PM

To be pleased is enchilada most spuriously

War is God.
terlwyth Since: Oct, 2010
#13: Dec 10th 2013 at 12:52:36 PM

Two years in Virginia,since I have lived.

lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#14: Dec 10th 2013 at 1:27:26 PM

Other two years that thumb for to going to the place of bath.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#16: Dec 10th 2013 at 6:30:31 PM

Butt teh naranja iss yelo, isint itt???

dead devotion
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#17: Dec 10th 2013 at 7:22:29 PM

Wai you talk like dat? You play-play together-gether laah!

edited 10th Dec '13 7:24:01 PM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#18: Dec 10th 2013 at 7:35:04 PM

If x y then we sing haha together tomorrow will we!

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#19: Dec 10th 2013 at 7:35:43 PM

bt hw i can mak sentants plz tel meh

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#20: Dec 10th 2013 at 7:47:43 PM

Go walk-walk long-long first, then go write.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Kandikorn22 And yes, someone did draw this for me. from That one place Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
And yes, someone did draw this for me.
#21: Dec 10th 2013 at 10:55:43 PM

It are funny, I think it are already spoiled much English, but apparently I are wrong

I'm pretty sure I'm still low-key in my scene phase.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#22: Dec 11th 2013 at 3:55:01 AM

pls stahp killng meh

dead devotion
peccantis Since: Oct, 2010
#23: Dec 11th 2013 at 5:40:47 AM

Google Translate beads

Part One: Finnish -> English

I wonder at this, that would be very amusing to write the first reasonably normal Finnish internet by using a conventional chatty Style, and then visit Google's Aunt's house of translating the text first, maybe even in English or German, and Japanese, and then back to English. At least the long-term knee algae sentences should be given to the comfort of a challenge. And if you happen to choose synonyms worse than it will take so true!

Additional note: I wrote the words one by mistake was originally wrong. Translation was too amusing that I could fix it.

—-

Google Translator pearls

Part Two: Finland -> English -> German -> Spanish -> English

I wonder at this, I would again be fun to write a reasonably normal English Internet first using conventional communicative style, and then visit the Aunt of Google the first translation of the text, maybe even in German or English and Japanese, then English. At least the long-term rates of knee algae should be given to the comfort of a challenge. And if you choose to take it looking worse so true!

Additional note: I have not the words was a bad mistake originally wrote. The translation was funny that I could fix it.

Additional Note 2: I have to laugh at these earlier versions for striped neck. Damn. Do not read, silly me. Is not it good for neck pain laughing so hard.

—-

Google Translate beads

Three things : Finland - > Service - > Iceland - > Enska

I wonder at this , that would be really fun to write the first common factor Finnish Internet using common chatty love, and then visit the house aunt Google to translate the text first , maybe even in English or German, and Japan , and then back to English. At least in the long term knee algae sentence should be given to the comfort of a challenge. And if you happen to choose a name worse than it actually takes !

As an additional note : I wrote one for the original error was wrong. Translation was also fun that I could fix it.

Additional Note 2: I laugh the first message to your throat hurts . Damn . Should read , stupid me. Is not good for throat hurt laughing so hard .

Additional Note 3: I am a little disappointed in two things. Time to take out the big guns and add circles ! Here it goes . I will list my time here in the profit idioms , as they should be happy tears minimum dry matter than text .

edited 11th Dec '13 5:57:34 AM by peccantis

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#24: Dec 11th 2013 at 6:58:38 AM

[up]bro story cool

War is God.
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#25: Dec 11th 2013 at 7:29:15 AM

Story-story all time not good.

edited 11th Dec '13 7:29:29 AM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?

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