my current job
You're now a co-star in Pixels.
I left a banana peel on the floor.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Complete Arse(nal)
You are forced to walk over it until you fall and break your neck.
Flicking someone on the forehead.
Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat
Chop off all the extremities
I coughed on you
Joyful angel
I rip out your throat.
I fart during a presidential address.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The Scarlet Witch
Your rear end gets cut off and mounted over the President's fireplace!
I made my Celeb Crush my personal slave.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
my current job
Minus ten years of your life.
I didn't get the girl.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
You're mocked relentlessly by all your mates.
I made an inappropriate joke.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Joyful angel
You get beaten to a pulp.
I hit someone with a Groin Attack.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Great blue orb of void.
Your legs get broken with a hammer.
I drew tits on a church.
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Joyful angel
The Priest beats you to death with a cross.
I Read Hentai.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Great blue orb of void.
Forced to jerk off at gunpoint to increasingly weird stuff.
I stole a paperclip.
Crappy Dali imitator and producer of generalized bad art http://kamilkovakaramelka.deviantart.com/Four months of forced labour at a paperclip factory.
I called some guy on the internet a fag.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Joyful angel
Tongue gets chomped off.
Punched a old lady.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Great blue orb of void.
Get beaten by a thousand old ladies.
I spilled raspberry syrup on a white dress.
Crappy Dali imitator and producer of generalized bad art http://kamilkovakaramelka.deviantart.com/
All of the bridesmaids beat you up and ruin your online social life.
Giving criticism on Deviant Art.
my current job
You are banned from the Internet.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Death sentence for not commiting any misdemeanor.
I mocked the islam.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Joyful angel
You get beheaded.
I spit on someone's grass.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Great blue orb of void.
Forced to trim the lawns in the whole country with a nail clipper on the pain of death.
I uploaded fifty pages of badly drawn space pirate fetish porn.
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Fly Air Madeline
You will become a prostitute for space pirates for the next fifty years.
I forgot to come back to a project I said I'd come back to.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
The project derails into a collaboration agaisnt your every move.
I say Peridorito is overrated.
How sweet it is
Get ambushed by Peridorito's fans.
I delayed a train's departure.
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Joyful angel
Death by train wreck.
Make fun of your mom.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Beaten to death by apes.
Stepping on the back of someones shoe by mistake
Forced to wear diapers and a pacifier at all times.
I used a cheat code to beat a game.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours