Maid of Time
~*the ritual is getting very heated now*~
~*there are colorful lights everywhere*~
~*in the shape of pentagrams*~
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I have a sunflower.
Let's play some Pink Floyd, maybe that helps.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
Is anyone here strong enough to throw somebody else over?
I am a typical pony
Get a Trenbuchet!
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
That gives me an idea. I'll be right back.
-runs off-
Use trampoline and bat rope and batglider to get over! *crashes*
Make love to it
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
-returns with a large circus cannon, aims it to the sky over the wall, and climbs in-
Does anybody have a match, or perhaps a lit cigarette?
edited 3rd Sep '13 7:33:20 PM by BiggerBen
OH YES!!
I have some flint on me.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
That'll be fine.
OH YES!!
-hands the flint to Ben-
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
I can't reach the fuse from here. Would you mind lighting it?
The thing with the red gold crown.
Lets try climbing over it like the zombies did in World War Z!
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Hey, wall, baby. Why don't you move out of the way a little and you can come back to my place for the night.
...Is it working?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Maid of Time
FINALLY! THE RITUAL IS ALMOST COMPLETE! SOON, THE ALL-POWERFUL KOOL-AID MAN SHALL COME CRASHING THROUGH THIS WALL AND ALL SHALL REJOICE!
... Just give it a few minutes.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
OH YES!!
Ben, I can't reach it either.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
I am a typical pony
-brings ladder -
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
Are you sure? Maybe if you just threw the flint at it.
What's eatin' you, chief?
But it was only a fantasy
The wall was too high as you can see
No matter he tried he could not break free
AND THE WORMS ATE INTO HIS BRAIN
edited 6th Sep '13 1:15:29 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.
I am a typical pony
Play the Game of Thrones Opening in reverse hoping it will recede into the ground?
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
-attempts to pole-vault over it-
-pole breaks before liftoff-
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
The thing with the red gold crown.
-attempts to run up and over the wall-
-falls and lands on back-
Ow.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
What's eatin' you, chief?
All in all you're just a
nother brick in the wall
War is God.
Oh you people can't do anything!
Let's seduce it. Does anyone have flowers?
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......