Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
2. I may not use any plasmids. Even if the setting of game is Rapture. And NEVER the mind control one.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
3. I'm not allowed Mind Rape people for trivial reasons.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
4. Any plan involving more than half of a bucket of anything, a disgruntled wizard, and/or a terrible joke as a crucial element is right out.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
5. The evil spirit did not make you do it, so don't even think about using it as an excuse for your childish pranks.
OH YES!!
6. No more using dead baby birds as ammunition.
edited 15th Sep '13 8:15:04 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
7. Using mead to persuade the Proud Warrior Race Guy is a bad idea. Even if it makes sense.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
8. If you need to bring a Token Evil Teammate along for a mission, try to pick the civilized and reasonable one. As funny as you think he is, the psychotic Stupid Evil master of Black Comedy is far from a practical choice.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
9. Dragons do not make good housepets.
9a. No Manticore cubs, either. Come to think of it, No mythological pets.
edited 18th Sep '13 8:24:38 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Crazy Kiwi
10 I may not use the disadvantage "Bestial" as a bonus on my "Intimidate" skill.
"Just as planned."
11. I am no longer allowed to have a vampire that is the best blood pudding chef ever, who can also make blood pies and uses them as siege engine ammo.
Yes, this happened.
edited 19th Sep '13 4:46:27 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
OH YES!!
12. No attempting to summon zombies that will kill the innocent.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
13. If the GM purposefully mixes various RPG's right off the bat, and any of them happens to be Warhammer 40K, No using a Power Fist to kill the mayor in one hit anymore.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
"Just as planned."
14. Any character that takes Music as a skill must name an instrument it is specialised in - I can no longer claim to have invented Jazz partly by making saxophones quite a few years before they were invented.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
15. No snowcloning, especially not the Meta type.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
16: Having a blind and deaf character is a very bad idea.
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
See Things Mr Welch Is No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
To start!
I cannot use use the diplomacy skill on party members. PC or NPC.