It's called a t-shirt and boxer briefs.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Just sit in your house naked with the AC on. I live in Florida, contact with the sun during the summer can kill you. I was unconscious for four days once due to the sun.
I hallucinated!
edited 17th Jan '15 2:45:00 PM by SilentlyHonest
What is this "summer" you speak of?
You know that song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"?
It's the opposite of that.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Remember when it got so hot your roadways started melting?
That's summer :P
Oh, I remember that.
Yes, when the big ball thing in the sky was really warm.
On the topic of shirts, I generally keep my shirt on during the heat. I just walk around in my pants. No shorts or trousers for me.
I'm usually not wearing skivvies so...
Really warm? You mean, like, over 20 degrees centigrade? 
That's really warm?
Well, I was mostly joking. 
But over 20 degrees is plenty warm in Norway.
Over 20ยบ is room temp here.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Over 25 Norwegians stop functioning. :V
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It's over 20 for about 8 months of the year here.
Sometimes more.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Florida is always really hot, until it isn't. But then we get people complaining about why it isn't hot all day every day. You can't win here.
It's snowing :)
And it's cold and damp here. Yay.
edited 23rd Jan '15 12:06:39 PM by HellmanSabian
Better than dry and dusty.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Says you. I think I would prefer that to be honest.
Still just awesome like that
Try saying that if you had asthma
(NOTE: I don't have asthma, so I may be talking out of my assignments here.)
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
Breathe.
It's snowing.
Where do you even live, Dopedad?
I always presumed you lived on the Internet, your home is a server farm, and your bed a Cat-5 cable.
Breathe.
You assumed correctly.
I am the Singularity.
The Eccentric Electric
You know what's great about still being single? I still don't need to feel nearly as compelled to adjust my schedule for someone else, largely since it's technically already dictated by people who control aspects of my future.
Living The Fever Dream
Still just awesome like that
Do you bow down and are you grateful and say, "Sure take all that you see" to the men who move only in dimly lit halls and determine your future for ye?
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
Man, i want summer jammies now.