Electric Heart
The chef wanted to cheer you up, sir.
Waiter! There is a main battle tank in my soup!
literary masochist
Just remember, the shells are not edible.
Waiter, there's an assassin in my—
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Electric Heart
Very good, sir. I'll be paid soon.
Waiter! There is a forum in my soup!
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
We can talk about it!
Waiter! There is a bear in my oatmeal!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
We only serve soup, and no outside food is allowed. I must ask you to leave, sir, and take your bear with you.
Waiter! There is a Facebook in my soup!
Dump it in the toilet! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Waiter, there is a smashed AA battery in my soup.
Well now it's super-charged.
Waiter! Get out of my soup!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Then stop trying to cook me!
Waiter! There is a yaoi in my soup!
Yaranaika?
Waiter, there's a moé blob in my soup!
I've heard those are good for slurping.
Waiter, there's a clock in my soup!
Yes sir, it is a feature of Stop soup.
Waiter! There is Chuck Norris in my soup!
Oh, my apologies, sir. I'll call Bruce Lee right away.
Waiter! There's Disco
in my soup!
edited 1st Aug '13 2:29:44 PM by PhysicalStamina
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Sorry, we'll have it fixed up in a jiffy! -mumbles-stupid cook can't tell the difference between dead animals and dead music genres..
Waiter, there's a minifigure in my soup!
There is a free toy with every order, sir.
Waiter! There's a dango in my soup!
literary masochist
Dango daikazoku~ 
*waiter is now daydreaming*
Soup, there's a waiter in my fly!
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Soup doesn't respond.
Waiter, there's a skyscraper in my soup.
That'll be $700 billion, sir.
Waiter, my alphabet soup has an insult on it!
The thing with the red gold crown.
You did ask for some soup with spice.
Waiter! There is a being made of cliches in my soup!
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Am I a weirdo?
You did order the James Cameron special, didn't you?
Waiter, there's an avatar in my soup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
You did order the James Cameron special, didn't you?
Waiter, there was unoriginality in my soup, but I ate it!
They see me saltin', they eatin'.
Waiter, this soup is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
You did order the banana soup, correct?
Waiter! Swarm is in my soup!
edited 1st Aug '13 11:56:08 PM by PhysicalStamina
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
If you're quick enough, you might out-eat it.
Waiter - What is soup? Baby don't salt me, don't salt me no more?
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
...are you going to order, sir?
Waiter! My reflection is in my soup!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Waiter! There's comedians in my soup!
edited 1st Aug '13 3:09:18 AM by JRPictures