Your Funniest Gaming Stories

Not really a story, but I sort of giggle every time I hear the Fallout "War never changes" and remember MGS 4's "War has changed". And vice versa.

Super Smash Bros Brawl, running through Hard mode in Classic as Zelda, i faced Giant Ike. Deciding Sheik would be better for the deliberate-moving Ike, I hit transform as soon as the match started. Ike jumped towards Zelda and pulled his f-air, flying right through her and over the side.

It was the shortest Smash Bros match I had ever seen. Something like 2-3 seconds

There was one time I was playing Left 4 Dead, playing as Bill I enraged a Witch and set her on fire, and then a Smoker got me and then the Witch is now coming for me, it seemed like I was totally boned there. But when the Witch slashed at me, she ended up killing the Smoker instead then I got my shit together and killed the Witch.

I'm still laughing at the Kadabra turns into Magikarp one.

In Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, I was doing boss rush with Albus. When one of the bosses began his teleport punch attack, I started spamming teleport myself. The boss never came back.

This was years ago, playing Smash Bros. Brawl with my friend and my little brother. After my Toon Link spamming bro dies, it's just me (Squirtle) and my friend (Marth). Suddenly we get a Pokeball, and Electrode comes out. Instantly, I remember reading Electrode could be thrown, and I start mashing the A button. Sure enough, I throw Electrode right into Marth, and it explodes in his face, giving me the victory.

Here is a tale out of my many videogame adventures. This one is from Mario Kart 64: 4 of us were playing the rainbow road. It was last lap & the race was still close. At the point where we the road dips and you can make a Rule of Cool jump to show off,we all tried it...and each successfully failed their jump. All 4 of us. We took a minute or two to stop laughing as even the 4th guy jumped and fell out the track. Another time was wario stadium. This dude is about to make a jump. Then a blue shell comes out from nowhere like the giant space flea from nowhere trope and Bam!!! Hits him. He falls,missing the jump,loses the lead as well since he fell back to an earlier part of the track below. Last lap as usual. He asked who did that? (It was 4 player game) no one answered except laughter.

I was watching my brother play Minecraft, and he was cornered in a cave by three Zombies. I, out of curiosity, asked what the worst mob was. His answer was the baby Zombie.

Within ten seconds killing the Zombies and explaining why they're so terrifying, a baby Zombie appears. That spawned with an enchanted Sword. Within about thirty seconds, he's killed.

The trip back to get his stuff was also funny. It was like watching a toaster- you know it WILL pop out, but you don't know WHEN.

My brother was in the town of Falkreath in Skyrim, when a dragon attacked. He was helping the town guards fight it off, but accidentally hurt one of them in the blast radius of one of his fireballs. The priorities of the guards immediately shifted to him, so he fought them off while the dragon was still terrorising the town in the background. He eventually killed off the guaards and the dragon, and then spoke to the Jarl to be made Thane of the hold.

Jarl Siddgeir: Then by my right as Jarl. I name you Thane of Falkreath. Congratulations. I grant you this weapon to serve as your badge of office. I'll also notify my guards of your new title.

Yeah, what's left of them!

There was one time when I was playing Super Smash Bros. 3DS and I glitched out the cage on the Find Mii stage. I was playing as the Villager and at one point, I used his Final Smash on top of the cage with my Mii in it.

I'm not sure what happened, but maybe the cage took all the hits from the Final Smash, but in any case, for the rest of the match, the cage was spinning around incredibly fast in either direction. Every so often it would suddenly stop rotating and then start spinning around the other way. It was one of the strangest things I had ever seen, but the clincher was when I somehow managed to land on the cage as it was flipping out. It flew off the top of the screen, and before I knew it, the Villager was kissing the screen. I busted out laughing.

So, there was that time I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and, after beating the first Gooper Blooper boss at Ricco Harbor, I let the bloopy things that spawn from the goop chase me until the small fountain far from where they are. For context, those enemies spawn from the mud, chase you and try to ram you, forming a spot of mud, that may spawn other monsters if left alone. So, I had them chase me that way. As I reached the fountain, I went on it and they couldn't hit me; they hit the water before that.

I was having fun watching their miserable attempts, but I didn't know (or just plain forgot) that, if kept alive for long enough, they inflated and burst. So, one bloopy tried to climb the fountain and SIMULTANEOUSLY inflated, startling me.

In short, I let Super Mario F*ing Sunshine jump scare me.

I was playing Shadow of Mordor and in the distance I found a captain with a group of Uruks standing near a Caragor cage. I shot the Caragor cage with my bow to let the Caragor out and have it attack the Uruks, and I started to slowly walk towards the scene, shooting at the Uruks. By the time I reached them, only the captain was left. When I was about to begin attacking him, the captain decided to retreat. The camera zoomed in on him as he announced "This is shrakh! I'll get you next time!" Immediately afterwards, the Caragor jumped on the captain and mauled him to death. That was funny enough, but what really sold it was that the mauling happened immediately as the camera zoomed out, giving the effect of a Gilligan Cut. Since this was part of a mission, I got a black and white freeze frame of the Caragor shaking the now dead captain around in its jaws like a ragdoll.

Bloodborne; I was exploring Nightmare of Mensis, one of the endgame areas, when surprise! An invasion notification pops up!

Feeling not up for dealing with Pv P, I hid myself behind a pillar in a room that had only one entrance/exit and a long enough fall to kill you with nothing but thin planks to walk over it between my position and said entrance.

Not a moment later after I got behind my obstruction of choice, I saw my would be adversary enter the room, snoop around the other end a bit and leave. Now that there was no chance of him hearing or seeing the smoky effects of me activating the item that lets me disguise myself as part of the terrain, I used it.

Less than a minute later he came back, this time carefully walking the planks to cross the gap. I was expecting him to realize something was out of place.

Nope! Walked the fuck right by me. This amused me. He then made his way back towards the planks to cross the gap, still searching for me. Last I saw from my view was him making it behind a pillar, but he didn't emerge from behind it for several seconds.

Then the game notified me of his death and I recieved my prize for "besting" him. Presumably he fell to a clumsy and painful death.

I was very amused.

I was playing BOTW and decided to make a balloon raft, but the weight was unbalanced and it started to tilt until the whole thing was vertical. Link managed to climb up and stand on the tiny edge, until the balloons abruptly popped and dropped him off.