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Since we've gotten told to stop talking generally about religion twice in the Homosexuality and Religion thread and were told that, if we want to talk generally about religion, we need to make a new thread, I have made a new thread.

Full disclosure: I am an agnostic atheist and anti-theist, but I'm very interested in theology and religion.

Mod Edit: All right, there are a couple of ground rules here:

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edited 9th Feb '14 1:01:31 PM by Madrugada

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#9126: Mar 19th 2015 at 11:02:01 AM

[up]Given the Islamic Morality Police tendency to go full retarded in Malaysia enforcing those religious laws is pretty much guaranteed.

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Elfive Since: May, 2009
#9127: Mar 19th 2015 at 11:15:38 AM

It seems that much like Islamic cultures of old, Malaysia is the pinnacle of medieval society.

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#9128: Mar 20th 2015 at 7:34:12 AM

[up][up]That's not part of hudud.

[up]But then, most people in your part of the world think that having the guy who is an ally to the party that tried to implement hudud in the 90s and then is trying to implement it again now, had done nothing to stop it both times, tried to start an 'Islamic' revolution in the the 80s and still have a personal fundie army as the prime minister as an improvement.

Actually, the hudud simply cannot be implemented without changes in the Federal Constitution. It has happened before and this time it will be no different.

edited 20th Mar '15 10:14:09 AM by Blurring

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#9129: Mar 20th 2015 at 11:07:36 AM

Changing the topic from Islam for a minute...

Beef has been banned in two Indian states, Maharashtra and Haryana, and all beef-related offences - slaughter of cows, bulls and bullocks as well as possession and sale - would give you five years in jail (for perspective, possession and sale of heroin incarcerates you for about the same amount of time). Both states have BJP governments, the BJP being a Hindu-nationalist right-wing political party which also holds the central government under PM Narendra Modi.

You know, there's a reason why, if you see Indian atheists, they tend to conform to the 'angry atheist' stereotype - because so many of them have had to deal with such bullshit when it comes to their freedoms - India being relatively secular only means that we have to pussyfoot around everyone's religion for fear of 'offending' it.

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Elfive Since: May, 2009
#9130: Mar 20th 2015 at 3:01:44 PM

It's weird to think about how may religions wouldn't allow the bacon cheeseburger I'm currently digesting.

Although the beef itself was apparently halal, which struck me as ironic.

edited 20th Mar '15 3:01:56 PM by Elfive

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#9131: Mar 20th 2015 at 3:43:36 PM

[up]

Ah, the world's most blasphemous foodstuff. And technically, because the beef was halal that actually means it's banned by yet another religion. Sikhs aren't supposed to eat halal or kosher meat because that means that it's technically been consecrated to another religion (or so I'm told).

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#9132: Mar 20th 2015 at 3:46:22 PM

[up]If that was true wthen I guess a Catholic priest could just touch their water and bless it and they would all die? ._.

Or you know. Brad. "Touched the bread. You cant eat it now! It is holy!"

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#9133: Mar 20th 2015 at 4:23:50 PM

You know, there's a reason why, if you see Indian atheists, they tend to conform to the 'angry atheist' stereotype

The "angry atheist" type appears to be more prevalent among atheists in America than in Europe, as well, presumably for similar reasons.

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#9134: Mar 20th 2015 at 4:43:52 PM

I think if I had to live in some parts of America I'd be pretty angry myself.

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#9135: Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:05:53 PM

The myth of creation in Islamic tradition is not so different to the myth of creation in jewish/christian/catolic traditions, right?

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#9136: Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:16:39 PM

[up] If I understand Islam correctly (and I probably shouldn't claim to) they're the exact same.

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#9137: Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:40:20 PM

Well, there's a few subtle differences, but then again, the same is true for the original. Genesis outright contradicts itself in, like, the first couple pages.

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#9138: Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:48:37 PM

What are these differences?

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#9139: Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:49:24 PM

Well there's the stuff with the Djinn. No Djinn in the bible.

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#9140: Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:03:48 PM

For all intents and purposes (some differences aside) the history of Islam and Judaism are identical...right up until Ishmael gets kicked out of Abraham's family. He's supposed to be the ancestor of the Arabic peoples while Isaac (his half brother) is the ancestor of the Hebrews.

Not Three Laws compliant.
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#9141: Mar 24th 2015 at 4:36:47 AM

[up]I wish Judeo-Christians would stop calling Ismahel "illegitimate". It's not like Abraham had a hidden affair on the side; his wife was sterile, he needed an heir, and it was all consensual and public. Then later God came with His wonderful sense of humour and told 90-year-old Sarah that she'd be expecting, much to her initial hilarity. But then He kept looking at them with a completely straight face, and they realized... "My God, You Are Serious!!"

Let me rummage around Wikipedia for the relevant bits...

  • Creation:

Islam shares the creation myth of Judaism and Christianity, spaced out over six periods.[19] The Islamic creation account, like the Hebrew one, involves Adam and Eve as the first parents, living in paradise. As in the Hebrew story, God warns Adam and Eve not to eat fruit from a certain tree, but they do anyway, earning expulsion from Paradise.[20]

This narrative is further developed in many verses in the Qur'an. According to the Qur'an, the skies and the earth were joined together as one "unit of creation", after which they were "cloven asunder".[21] After the parting of both, they simultaneously came into their present shape after going through a phase when they were smoke-like.[22]

Some parts of the Qur'an state that the process of creation took 6 days.[23] While other parts claim that the process took 8 days: 2 days to create the Earth,[24] 4 days to create the mountains, to bless the Earth and to measure its sustenance,[25] and then 2 more days to create the heavens and the stars.[26]

However, the consensus among Muslim scholars is that the process of creation took 6 days, not 8; They claim that the 4 days for creating the mountains, blessing the Earth and measuring its sustenance implicitly include the 2 days for creating the Earth. In light of modern scientific knowledge about the origins of the earth and the universe, many modern interpretations particularly by apologists, prefer to view the word "day" (Arabic: يوم) as used in the Qur'an to mean an arbitrary period of time or epoch; They justify this view by explaining that the usage of the word "day" to mean an arbitrary period of time is not uncommon.[citation needed]

The Qur'an states that God created the world and the cosmos, made all the creatures that walk, swim, crawl, and fly on the face of the earth from water.[21] He made the angels, and the sun, moon and the stars to dwell in the universe. He poured down the rain in torrents, and broke up the soil to bring forth the corn, the grapes and other vegetation; the olive and the palm, the fruit trees and the grass.

God molded clay, earth, sand and water into a model of a man. He breathed life and power into it, and it immediately sprang to life. And this first man was called Adam. God took Adam to live in Paradise. God taught Adam the names of all the creatures, and then commanded all the angels to bow down before Adam. All of them bowed but Iblis (Azazel) refused to obey.

God placed the couple[clarification needed] in a beautiful garden in Paradise, telling them that they could eat whatever they wanted except the fruit of a forbidden tree. But Iblis (the Serpent) tempted them to disobey God, and eat the fruit. When God knew that Adam and Eve had disobeyed him, he cast them out of Paradise and sent them to the earth.

Islam breaks somewhat with Judaism and Christianity in explaining why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit. In the actual Hebrew account in Genesis, a snake tempts them to eat the fruit. Extra-biblical Christian mythology identifies the snake with Satan, but the actual text of the Biblical story does not explicitly make this identification. In contrast, the Qur'an states explicitly that Shaitan (Satan) tempted Adam and Eve to eat the fruit.[27] In contrast with Judeo-Christian traditions, which sees Satan as a rebelling angel, Islamic tradition identifies Shaitan with a being called Iblis, who is a jinni, a spirit of fire. In Islamic tradition, angels consist of light and never disobey God since they do not have free will.[28] Thus, it is said that angels are incapable of sin. In contrast, God created jinn with free will and they may choose to obey Him or not, similar to the case of the human being. He told them to bow before Adam, but Iblis refused, claiming that his fiery nature was superior to Adam's flesh, which consisted of clay.[29] God cast Iblis out of his paradise, and Iblis vowed to tempt Adam and Eve's generations to corruption and to disobey God.

Aaaand... okay, actually I found one article that compiles all of the storylines and contrasts continuity choices, Canon Immigrant characters, and so on. Biblical and Quranic narratives from both Torah and New Testament. Enjoy!

edited 24th Mar '15 4:42:18 AM by TheHandle

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#9142: Mar 24th 2015 at 1:01:19 PM

Hagar was not in a position to give consent as that she was property.

And Abraham was a complete asshole to her and his son even by their standards at the time.

But then again, the bible rewards assholes and punishes their children like with Jacob, David and Solomon.

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#9143: Mar 24th 2015 at 1:35:22 PM

"n the second of the Bible's creation stories, the woman is created from the rib of the man. In the Qur'an, Eve is not mentioned by name, but it states that all mankind were created from one soul (Adam)"

Strangely that sounds a lot like Eva. Its probably just a coincidence

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#9144: Mar 24th 2015 at 1:51:13 PM

I would like to state once again that I would dearly love to see an Arab dub of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Maybe we'll get a Western-based Arab dubbing agency, perhaps in the UK or Germany?

edited 24th Mar '15 1:51:22 PM by TheHandle

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#9145: Mar 25th 2015 at 11:28:14 AM

[up][up]Eva was influenced by Kabbalah and other forms of Abrahamic mysticism, so that makes sense.

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#9146: Mar 25th 2015 at 1:52:14 PM

Have any theologists come up with possible explanations for why several deities (mostly goddesses) of Classical and pre-Classical mythologies (not necessarily Greco-Roman ones; I'm using "Classical" as a time-period determinant) are charged with both sexuality and war/violence/death/any combination of the three? (Examples: Frejya, Ishtar/Astarte/Inanna, older versions of Aphroditenote )

edited 25th Mar '15 1:52:38 PM by MarqFJA

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#9147: Mar 25th 2015 at 1:59:07 PM

Because sex and death were very, very common.

When you're average life expectancy is about 20-30 years, you mate like bunnies and deal with the inevitable. Children could barely make it to adulthood in the 1900s. You can imagine the struggle of making it to say 15 back then, especially when 30 was the time's 60.

And you want religious studies scholars.

Theologians specialize in the practices and history of a faith from within that faith, like an Imam or Priest. Religious Studies is the term for those who study it like any other academic specialty.

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#9148: Mar 25th 2015 at 4:32:57 PM

What happens when you combine the two?

edited 25th Mar '15 4:33:45 PM by TheHandle

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#9149: Mar 25th 2015 at 5:57:44 PM

Death by Snu Snu.

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#9150: Mar 25th 2015 at 6:32:58 PM

Theologians tend to not be big on Snu Snu.


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