Dark Master of Stairs
That she does, but only in bed!
Yer not even fit t' polish me boots!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Maybe not, but I will clean yer clock!
I've seen blades of grass that fight better 'n you!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
No wonder you have the shoddiest lawn in town.
I've had papercuts that were worse than anything you could do.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
At the heart of the world...
You're right. I can't do anything, but my knife can.
I'd rather have a paraplegic help me than you!
my current job
Help yourself, then!
People with no hands can hold a sword better than you!
edited 18th Sep '15 6:08:55 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Complete Arse(nal)
I don't need to hold my sword, I've got Mrs. Storm keeping me company!
You fight like Stephen Hawking summoned as a Berserker!
This thread should be renamed SHOTS FIRED
Why You Shouldn't Eat MeatAnd you fight like Ray Charles as an archer!
I could beat you with a toothpick!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Complete Arse(nal)
Yeah, you could make me do a Beat by instilling the ridiculous notion that a mere toothpick could clean the yo momma-pubes from my teeth!
The Manson family killed Sharon Tate and wrote your name on her front door in her blood!
edited 18th Sep '15 2:26:31 PM by 434411423124222344
Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat
my current job
And Jeffrey Dahmer wrote your name on the inside of his compost bin.
You shoot like a drunken epileptic.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Complete Arse(nal)
And you swing like a cannabis-addicted spastic!
A mentally retarded 5-year-old can hit more accurately than you!
Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat
The Absolute Madman
Well let's just get your dad in here and prove it.
You're so gay, you have a pride parade blowing out your ass!
"We be we baby!"Whereas you have so little pride, you'd sell your ass to anyone.
Even the gods tremble before me!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Yeah, they tremble because of how much you suck.
I've fought insects tougher than you!
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
Maybe you'll change your mind once I've stepped on your face!
I've seen a sloth move faster than your slimy ass.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
So you still haven't gotten rid of your fleas, have you?
That's because your aim's so poor, I hardly have to move at all.
Millions have fallen to my blade.
edited 19th Sep '15 7:05:30 AM by Everzwijn
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Damn ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
's.
At least mine can move.
Millions of sluggish simpletons, maybe.
You call that swordsmanship? I've seen a drunk monkey do better!
edited 19th Sep '15 7:09:29 AM by InfinityRyujin
He must have taught you everything you know! Nah let's try to be more creative.
Figures you're a fan of circus shows. You certainly fight like you're trying to reproduce one.
Even my grandma could beat you!
edited 19th Sep '15 7:24:41 AM by Everzwijn
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
Tell that to your wife, mother, and sister.
I've seen a 3-year old handle anger management issues better than you could.
edited 19th Sep '15 7:26:04 AM by Victor_Skye
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."You mean he tried to stab you even before you opened your mouth?
I hear the only cutting you've ever done was cutting in line!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
I don't need to cut anything; I only need to blow your head off sky high.
The only thing you are ever good at is slashing and failing.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."You misheard. I'm no good at the second thing you mentioned.
You are already dead.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
Missed again, perhaps you should take a job as a mook for an evil corporation.
You can never hope to beat this Extra, especially with an overglorified knife.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
my current job
I don't plan to overcome you, I plan to butcher you.
I'd rather fight a tree than you.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.I understand. You might almost win that fight.
My pet rock is smarter than you.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
You just love the idea of someone devoting 100 years to ya, don't ya?
Ah, me sister hits harder 'n you!
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.