Help me write- SOMETHING!:
- A sea witch
- A ninja made of smaller ninjas
- A super inteligent rat who secretly is a mad scientist
Hours Later: Alphonse could not sleep. Being a hostage in a foreign country was bad enough; having to marry its ruler against your will was a nightmare, even if she was beautiful. He sighed, and decided it was pointless to think about it. He got up and walked about his room. He noticed there were some books in a high shelf; judging from the coat of dust, no one had read them in a long time. He was not surprised, the warlord’s people did not prize literacy. He grabbed one, and began to page his way through it, out of boredom. But, there was something dark about this book, something evil. He could feel it, yet, he could not stop himself from reading it. It was cursed, he now realized, and he was trapped by its cursed. He could feel his very soul being sucked out of his body, and absorbed by the armor he wore. His then fell limp to the floor, in a death-like state.
Even later: Finally, the moment of the wedding had come. The Skyward Circus descended and moored itself to Stephanie’s castle. Soon all the guests had arrived. “Welcome everyone! To the event of the year: The Royal Wedding!!” a page announced. “To open the event, we present you with the Speaker of the House, Sir Bourbon!!” The audience applauded, halfheartedly. A lanky man with curly brown hair, in a neat suit, came out and stood on the stage. “Thank you, everyone. I have a short speech to make” he said, pulling a paper from a pocket. “This is such a happy moment for all of us. Maybe now that the princess is getting married, we will not have to suffer whenever she gets cranky… eh!? No wait, this isn’t my speech!!! Sorry sorry I didn’t mean that, someone must have replaced my papers!! Please don’t execute me!!” and then he walked out of the stage, leaving everyone confused. The Circus acts were then quickly hurried on the stage to improve the mood. While the other shows were going on, Bullet quietly slipped into the royal kitchen and pretended to have been sent to pick up the wedding cake. As she had planned, as soon as she had the chance, she replaced the candles with the explosives. The last act was The Masked Jongleur, a lanky, masked comedian with curly brown hair. He stood on the stage and brought a slip of paper out of a pocket, and started to read from it “It is a wonderful day today, for all of us to be present to share the Princess’ happiness, just as she shares her kindness with us every day- hey wait! So THIS is where the speech was!” he said, annoyed. Meanwhile, The Princess was getting ready, putting on her wedding dress with help from her personal maid. “Barbarians, all of them!” Stephanie complained to her maid. “Southerners. How I despise them all! If Alphonse weren’t the most handsome man I’ve ever met, I would never marry him!” The maid bit her tongue. She knew a secret that she dared not reveal. For Stephanie herself- was born in a southern village. The king found her as a baby, the sole survivor of one of his raids into the southern lands and, in a rare moment of pithy, decided to raise her on his own. How would she react if she were ever to know the truth? "Arrgh, enough of this!" the princess suddenly shouted. "Let's just get the formalities done with already!!" and she stormed out of the room, quickly followed by the maid. They arrived at the room where Alphonse was being kept prisoner. "Open the door" she told the guard, who hurriedly obeyed. "Eh?" she gasped, upon seeing the knight on the floor. "What trickery is this? Stand up!!" she commanded. He did not move. "Guard! Pick him up!!" The guard did as told. "Your majesty... I think he's dead." "WHAT!?" she screamed. "Let me see!!" she touched the body herself, found it stiff and cold. "Maybe... maybe he took some poison, rather than..." the maid tried to suggest, only for Stephanie to explode. "NOOOO!!! HOW DARE HE!! HOW DARE HE DENY ME!!!" Her verbal explosion was then matched by a bigger series of explosions as the wedding cake did indeed go up like a volcano in the middle of the courtyard, causing a panic all through the castle. "WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!" everyone screamed, but no one knew from where. Stephanie ran out of the room to find out what was going on. Only moments later, Bullet and Cornudo ran inside. "I believe this be him, from Benedict's description" the she-pirate said. "Uh oh." "Anything wrong?" "Uh, no. Let's get him outta here 'efore the guards spot us!" They then carried him outside, where the chaos was still total. They loaded the body in the ornithopter, and, after Benedict also tied itself up, took off into the sky. However, they were spotted at the last second by Stephanie. "Someone is making out with Alphonse!" she shouted. "I knew it!! It had to be a trick!! Stop them!!" "It's too late!" a guard shouted back. "No it's not! Where is that oriental mercenary, San?" she shouted. A man wrapped in black clothes from head to toe suddenly appeared. "Go get them!" The man nodded, and then disappeared as fast as he appeared.
A short while later, the heroes were flying over the sea, back towards Cornudo's island. "Umm, Bullet, is it me, or is this man-" "He's Ok!! He's just tired, Okay? Wouldn't you be if you had to go through all of that?" "What are you two arguing about?" Benedict asked from below. Before either could answer, the ornithopter suddenly started sputtering and shaking! "HEEY! What's happening Professor!?" Bullet screamed. "I-I don't know! The engine is failing for some reason!" "Oh no, we are going to crash into the sea!" Benedict roared. "No wait! I see our ships!! Can we make it there?" the pirate asked. "I think so, I'll try!" the old man responded. Fortunately, the ornithopter landed safely on Benedict's ship- and then sputtered off. "*Whew* we barely made it!" Cornudo gasped. "Well, I think it's time I be payed, then" Bullet said, smiling like a cat. "Wait a minute" the dragon said, suspiciously. "What's wrong with Alphonse?" "Not me problem. Ye wanted him, I helped ye get him. Now give me me booty!" "That was not the deal!" the Dragon said, growing angry. "We were going to SAVE him! If he's dead, the deal is- hey wait. What is that?" The three of them looked at a round, glowing object in the sky. "Oh, that. It's called a balloon. It floats on hot air. Not big deal" Cornudo explained, unimpressed. A man wrapped in black, baggy clothes from head to, and carrying a dagger on each hand, jumped out of the balloon and landed on the ship. He didn’t speak, but his intent was clear. “No one boards this ship but me!” Bullet shouted angrily, and she drew out her saber. She took a slash at the ninja and struck him right in the middle- and cleaved him in half? Apparently so, as the top half fell down to the floor. But the lower half was still standing, yet there was no blood or guts to be seen. “What the-?” she gasped. The top half split open by itself- and released two midgets, also dressed in black, from head to toe, each carrying one of the daggers. A third midget emerged from the “bottom”. Bullet had to laugh. “Sneaky sonuvas!” Meanwhile, an old woman who floated on the sea -surrounded by several other, much younger ones- observed the battle disapprovingly. Suddenly, the ship shook, like it had been rammed. The impact knocked everyone off their feet. A giant tentacle then appeared, wrapping itself around the ship!! “T'is a kraken!!” one of the sailors screamed in terror.
The writer yawned. What was all that noise? What were the neighbors up to now? How did they expect him to sleep like this? (Nevermind that he should not be sleeping on a desk to start with.) He got off his chair and went outside, ready to start yelling at his neighbor- -and found himself on the deck of the embattled ship! -“…The heck?” he gasped.
edited 23rd Feb '13 5:43:33 PM by Sijo
- Have the sea witch lead her army of sea nymphs and etc. to actually do something but watch.
Meanwhile, over at The Land of Ice's shore, Stephanie stomped around a beach, impatiently. "How long is it going to take for that stupid ninja to bring back Alphonse!?" "My lady" her maid tried to say, "a balloon is not that fast. Besides, even if he brings the body back, he is dea-" "HE IS NOT DEAD! IT'S A TRICK! I WILL HAVE HIM BACK! HE IS MINE, YOU HEAR? MINE MINE ' MINE!!! Suddenly Stephanie started running, right into the ocean! "MY LADY!" the maid screamed. "What are you doing? Sto-" But it was she who stopped in her tracks, when she realized that instead of sinking beneath the waves, Stephanie was running on top of them! She gasped, realizing that perhaps there was more to the Princess than even she knew...
edited 24th Feb '13 5:16:28 PM by Sijo
- Spontaneous Pie Storm Threatens Ship.
- Bingo-Playing Harpies Roost Nearby
- Lethal Lava Land
- An Ice Giant and an Fire Giant. They hate each other and are masters of smithing and crafts. And both hate _____ more than each other.
- Captain __________, a pirate with the power to manipulate paper. His cutlass is obviously called 'Papercut'. His ship is called Alexandrian, as a nod to the library of Alexandria, because the guy uses his powers to steal all kinds of top-secret paperwork and whatnot. He also claims to be the descedant of __________.
edited 24th Feb '13 5:50:27 PM by Victin
edited 24th Feb '13 6:10:02 PM by Victin
edited 24th Feb '13 6:44:43 PM by Specialist290
edited 26th Feb '13 7:53:51 PM by Sijo