At the heart of the world...
212: Nor can I link to Robo's Theme for the same reason.
Tief girl with eartude
213. The ghost of Fast Eddie does not haunt the main index to guard an amazing treasure, and bounce all who try to claim it.
214. I will not use the %% markup to hide unsolvable riddles for an epic treasure hunt Actually, that sounds like fun...
edited 25th Jan '15 4:41:33 PM by Bisected8
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215: Not allowed to convince newbies that Fast Eddie is a religious figure akin to Muhammad and that depicting him in imagery will lead their immediate banning.
216: Not allowed to out-size Lemurian's gallery by just uploading the same image several hundred times.
217: Not allowed to convince new tropers to stare at a 100-watt light bulb for six hours straight to prove Better than a Bare Bulb true.
218: You can forget about ever being allowed to have pasta again.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
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bump, I'm not creative enough to come up with the next item
219: Not allowed to replace all instances of male-male friendships with "bromance".
220: Not allowed to perform an Orwellian Retcon removing all evidence Fast Eddie ever existed.
221: No longer allowed to add random jokes about potholes after every Pot Hole in an automobile or road related trope.
Tief girl with eartude
222. Nightvision mode does not allow you to see horrors from beyond the veil on some pages, and it's wrong to scare new tropers by claiming otherwise.
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223: No longer allowed to be near the House of War without an adequate supervisor.
223a: Or, come to think of it, any of the Trope Pantheons.
edited 23rd Apr '15 3:37:25 AM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Into Oblivion
224: I am no longer allowed to shoehorn Xion into literally every trope on the site.
225: I am no longer allowed to yell at anyone who so much as suggests she isn't as great as I think.
226: I am no longer allowed to play only her in the roleplaying section of the forum.
227: I am no longer allowed to hug the laptop after reading something I like.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
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228: I am no longer allowed to bump threads that haven't been posted on for like a month
(jk, I'll keep necroing)
A real bad hombre
229: Can't create a thread suggesting that my cat is the cutest of all cats, even if I know it's true.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
my current job
229: No claiming that "classic view" turns the site into something comparable to a Charlie Chaplin movie.
edited 5th May '15 6:27:58 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
230. You do not need to remind anyone that Ciaphas Cain is HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
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231: This is not "now a Spiderman thread".
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232: I am not allowed to double post bump
A real bad hombre
233: Not allowed to tell newbies that spoilered-out text is hiding top secret government information that must not be revealed, on pain of death.
edited 6th May '15 6:15:32 PM by LinkToTheFuture
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
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234: Linkto is not allowed to assume that everyone has "Show Spoilers" off.
235: No longer allowed to use this thread to point out the folly of the previous poster.
A real bad hombre
236: No longer allowed to assume that people would just read spoiler text anyway when it isn't related to a work.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
my current job
236: Cannot point out that the old logo used to have "Obey" underneath it.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Back after a long hiatus
238: Not allowed to post in languages other than English. Especially not comparatively obscure ones like Albanian. shqip shqip
edited 6th May '15 7:00:12 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
A real bad hombre
239:Not allowed to claim that Darth Wiki is an Sith Lord who will eventually be defeated by Trope Skywalker.
edited 6th May '15 7:01:11 PM by LinkToTheFuture
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
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240: Do not hit the send button if you're going to edit the post into something completely different (what i just did)
edited 6th May '15 8:15:24 PM by SmartGirl333
Tief girl with eartude
241: Remember that "the above poster" games means the above poster. Not their avatar.
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Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
242: Post messages in all caps to show my avatar's robot-ness
243: Post as avatar in a poster-based forum game
244: Post messages apologizing for using all-caps on the same forum
edited 8th Feb '16 6:08:14 PM by CJB42
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.
210: I must never link to Youtube Poop videos when an article (or example) links to a video.
211: Nor will I ever link it to Never Gonna Give You Up.