Upgrade the Weaksauce Power

Pretty much the inverse of "Ruin the above power".So I'll start

Poster 1: Transformation into a guinea pig

Poster 2: Said guinea pig can fit into crazy spaces and breathe fire

Now here's one for the next poster,lets see how this turns out:

Attract lots and lots of maggots

edited 25th Dec '12 3:28:33 PM by terlwyth

...and then direct those maggots to overrun and consume your foes.

The power to make your hair change color on command!

By changing hair colours rapidly, you can give seizures to people who look at you.

The power to make people mishear song lyrics.

This power is capable of creating a miscommunication of epic proportions, which would entail nations believing that the other nations' anthems are all badly disguised war threats, which would lead to battle and eventually, a new World War.

The power to switch TV channels telepathically.

On a country-wide scale, you could manipulate people's perceptions by ensuring the right people see the the appropriate news programs to convince them that you would be a fine candidate for public office, then keep them ignorant of your misdeeds by switching to Comedy Central.

The power of reverse x-ray vision: you look at people and see them wearing more clothes than they actually have on.

edited 26th Dec '12 6:06:43 AM by EgregiousOne

Clothes become real and overheat people

produce sticky white gell from whole body that disgust any female in surounding area.

Said gel quickly hardens into a rubbery coating that's completely bulletproof while not restricting your mobility at all.You could be a superhero. Superheroes get all the chicks.

You have the power to... melt...

... and able to melt your surroundings.

The power of making really, really pretty sketches.

Said sketches are so pretty, that they cause people who look at them to go into comas out of sheer bliss.

The ability to spin very rapidly without getting dizzy.

you can create tornado that way

ability always came late!

"Always came late" includes coming late to meet with a bullet

You are now able to transform pencil into lead.

edited 26th Dec '12 8:00:02 AM by ArmoredFury

It becomes very useful for ammunition for rifles, gatling guns, pistols, revolvers, etc... Even for crossbows!

One can form themselves into a liquid that can be dissolved in bodies of water! (I think I may have overdone it...)

Ultimately you become part of all waters on this planet.

Ability always find movie I look for (no metter how old it is) on internet!

Any old movie, including old surveillance footage from intelligence agencies across the globe, making you nearly omniscient.

The ability to project your center of gravity anywhere on your body, enabling you to balance on one fingertip.

You can pin a guy down with just a foot.

You can only turn half of yourself invisible.

Of course, it's still hard to dodge a punch when you can't see the fist.

You can conjure a spark from your index finger. Sometimes.

It's capable of leveling cities.

The power to get dressed.

You can get dressed into even the heaviest and most unwieldy of battle armor in an instant.

The power to type really fast.

The power to move your arm very fast, in any given situation. Has very useful applications if you think about it.

-Obligatory Masturbation joke here-

The power to transform into a baby seal.

You become effectively invulnerable because no one would have the guts to harm a baby seal.

The ability to wake up with your hair already in perfect order.

Ninja strike.

edited 27th Dec '12 5:53:37 AM by EgregiousOne

The ability to transform into a demonic entrails-devouring baby seal with the strength of 10 men.

You end up considerably cutting down spending on hair-care products. Which are quite pricey.

Having a pair of wings.

edited 27th Dec '12 5:49:41 AM by Strigon

You can't fly, but you can wrap them around yourself to shield yourself (and another person) from damage. You can also shoot feathers as sharp projectiles.

You have glow-in-the-dark eyes.

Said eyes are bright enough to blind anyone

The power to ressurect mosquitoes from the dead,and only mosquitoes

It doesn't metter where they were, you can resuscitate them on any spot you want in any number you want and all of them are hungry!

Ability ninja'd anyone on porn related chats

You can ruin any politician's career in seconds by getting there first and changing the context of his/her next comment.

The power to lower your body's temperature (without dying of hypothermia).

edited 28th Dec '12 6:38:19 AM by EgregiousOne