How Many Slaves Work For You?

I have 30 slaves.

Why do I not feel bad about this.

I'm having to learn to pay the price

You're not the one "handling" them.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

O_o 54?! I'm middle class, how's this possible?!

About two dozen, give or take... wait, what's this about a survey?

30. I can understand the "underwear and socks" part, but the "CD player and C Ds" surprised me.

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."

@Medinoc: Coltan is the Congo's blood diamond, only instead of wedding rings, it's an important component of consumer electronics.

Well, I don't know. Didn't bother taking the survey.But take a closer look here.

Perhaps adults are included?

I vowed, and so did you: Beyond this wall- we would make it through.

is it bad that I feel at least slightly relieved that the only electronics that co ntributed heavily to my 30 slave count was my two LCD tVs?

Mine locked up on electronics. I think they need to feed more orphan slaves into their servers gearing so that I might find out how many slaves suffer for my amusement.

Fight smart, not fair.

^

A lot of the slaves would be shared between people.

EDIT: 31 slaves for me. Due to my underwear and socks, apparently.

edited 25th Nov '12 1:29:32 PM by disruptorfe404

68 slaves here. Mostly due to a lot of electronics (both old and new) and having way too many clothes.

That wesbite is a pain to get to work. Tried it on my laptop on Chrome, then on IE, then on another laptop on IE, then on a desktop on IE, then on a phone, then finally on Safari on an iPad.

edited 25th Nov '12 2:02:38 PM by CPFMfan

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How many child slaves is that server killing?

I think there’s a global conspiracy to see who can get the most clicks on the worst lies

I had no trouble running the page at all...

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

31...damn...

Teach me the ways of the dark side!

Honestly, I think that I would need to see the actual behind-the-scenes calculations that go into it all. I highly suspect that the most pessimistic values for everything are picked, and I really don't see how the size of my house has an effect on illegal labor in other countries, seeing as the house I'm renting certainly wasn't constructed overseas and then shipped here.

That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw

The website doesn't calculate how many slaves work for you full-time. It calculates how many have worked on things you own.

Math issues solved.

Smile for me!

Millions have died to bring me my laptop.*

A slave working for me doesn't mean the same slave doesn't also work for someone else, so the math might not be as problematic as it appears.

Anyway, I got me 22 slaves. I guess the fact that I don't use much electronics is a big one.

edited 25th Nov '12 3:48:04 PM by Qeise

Laws are made to be broken. You're next, thermodynamics.

The very strange thing about the survey is that for some reason amongst the electronics the DVD player + DV Ds contribute to the slave count while none of the others (the PC, e-reader, tablet and laptop) do.

I only have 28 slaves working for me. I am a disappoint.

I think we have a winner Can anyone beat 68?

You need an adult.

I can't get it to work for me. The survey keeps telling me to rotate my iPad, but I'm on a laptop. O_o

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian

132. Tried my best.

I even lied about where I live.

All hail Pharaoh Ira!

You need an adult.