You ever get so drunk that

You puke out of your nose? Seriously, I didn't even know that was physically possible.

Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?

Things I learnt today: You can puke through the nose.

Also, that serves as a cautionary story. At least, it's one to me. Now I'll be even more careful not to get drunk.

I have now learned to not drink.

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When I puke, some of it always comes out of my nose. YNTKT.

A brighter future for a darker age.

I was puking and coughing at the same time so I guess a valve was opened when it shouldn't be?

Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?

That sounds singularly unpleasant, and a waste of good drinks (if they were good drinks; otherwise, why were you drinking them to begin with?)

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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@the op, yep.

As well as waking up face down in a puddle of red wine.

Never. Helps that I don't drink. But I have been sick enough to be puking and crapping at the same time.

That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw

If you puke with enough force it always gets up your nose. I had a bit of asparagus up there for hours, once.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'

I puked out my dose once sober, it resulted in a chunk a fruit lodged in it.

I have never needed to get drunk to experience that.

Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.

That likewise has happened to me without having to drink.

I haven't puked in ten years (i.e. long before I even started drinking), so no.

Somehow you know that the time is right.

I have never puked out my nose, but I imagine it wouldn't feel too different than the time I laughed so hard that bits of the cucumber I'd been eating came out of my nose.

Stupid doomed timeline...

Alcohol was not involved the one time I managed to squirt puke out of my nose, I'm assuming it was one hell of a stomach contraction instead.

Same here. I believe this should be among the next items submitted to evolution's official list of problems to fix.

Also, I don't drink very often these days (I'm drunk maybe once every two months, and I sometimes buy a beer or two if there's going to be football or ice hockey on, but that's it.) When I do get drunk, I tend to get too drunk, so this sometimes happens. I'm more likely to throw up if I have a hangover, though.

As for whether you needed to know this, well, of course you did.

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.

There's always a connection between your nose and your mouth so this isn't exactly surprising.

If I couldn't force barf out my nose I'd be worried.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'

This has to be the worst Jedi power ever.

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

That made me chuckle. The cats think I'm demented.

A brighter future for a darker age.

I'd already dread to be so drunk that I can't spell the word "gotten".

Teetotal forever.

Force barf: You use the Force to spray vomit to your opponent through your nose.

And no, because I would be unconscious, probably.

If you think that 'gotten' is even a real word, you're probably already pretty drunk.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'

It is real to Yanks. If that counts.

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.