Describe a song in a sentence or less

Alternately: *twang* *huuuum* *mutter mutter mutter*

I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.

Yes, Reba covered "If I Were a Boy". And it is by far her worst single. Worse than the Narm sandwich that is "I'm a Survivor". Worse than the bland adult contemporary ballad "Forever Love". Worse than some of her horribly dated country-disco from the 80s (e.g. "Why Do We Want What We Know We Can't Have").

Also, "melodies — barely there" could describe anything written by Casey Beathard. Case in point: "Just Fishin'" by Trace Adkins. Nearly 2/3 of the verse is just an A with the occasional F-sharp.

Heh, is it bad that I actually like that song, cliche as its lyrics might be?

And I'm not sure if I want to hear that cover. I have a passionate hatred of the original song, and this might just cause me to snap.

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Thread6 from The New Tetris: Jungle is massive.

"Hard Livin'" by Keith Whitley: Keith tries to be Hank Williams Jr even though he's clearly not.

"50 Ways To Say Goodbye" - A woman is not getting hit by a Train, so he has to come up with other plausible scenarios.

The video: So a rabbi, a mariachi band, The Grim Reaper and David Hasselhoff walk into a supermarket...