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ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
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#1: Sep 6th 2012 at 10:52:18 AM

Have I shared with you guys my frustration with my ethics professor?

Now, the guy is a Jerkass. Constantly judging your sense of responsibility despite him getting to class late all the time, the fact that he doesn't teach proper class and instead opts to have us do all the explaining (Which wouldn't be so bad if only it wasn't done out of pure unadulterated laziness).

And there is his medieval attitude towards... well everything.

So, I thought it would be fun to share with you some of the gems he spews out, and I invite you tropers to do the same. Of your teachers of course.

Now the format should be the following.

First comes the actual quote, in a quoteblock, followed by the subject.

And an optional spoiler about the subject the rant came from

"The human rights commission gets in the way of catching criminals"
-Ethics teacher

The rant started about how criminals were caught sooner in the good ole days, when the police beat up criminals until they confessed to crimes they did not necessarily commit

edited 6th Sep '12 10:55:05 AM by ElRigo

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#2: Sep 6th 2012 at 10:53:24 AM

[up] Maybe you should start calling him your "ethics" teacher. tongue

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#3: Sep 6th 2012 at 10:57:06 AM

Countries that have the death penalty aren't particularly nice places to live. Look at Saudi Arabia, India, America.
- English teacher. (This was a funny thing. I thought it was.)

Telcontar In uffish thought from England Since: Feb, 2012
In uffish thought
#4: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:06:59 AM

The most common gas in the air is oxygen. ... Put your hand down, if it was nitrogen we'd all die.

-Year 5 general teacher.

That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#6: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:13:06 AM

@Hopey

I fail to see what's so bad about this statement. xD

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#7: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:27:14 AM

I didn't say anything was bad. XD I said it was funny. XD

FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
#8: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:29:21 AM

I'M NOT A BABYSITTER!

- M. Parent. Repeatedly. At the slightest provocation. To the point that when we sang On The Way on our grade six Montréal trip, and someone suggested that "On the way to the Biodome we met a M. Parent," when it came time to yell what this strange creature said, we chorused the above sentence as one body. The teacher who started the singalong was rather perplexed.

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PeacefulApocalypse from Planet Fastoon Since: Oct, 2012
#9: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:41:49 AM

This won't come up on the exam.

Every bloody teacher ever

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#10: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:44:45 AM

This is voluntary, but you have to do it.

LibrisDedita Vivé la cuddlevolution! from A land of queues. Still. Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Vivé la cuddlevolution!
#11: Sep 6th 2012 at 11:47:12 AM

[up] YES.

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Lemurian from Touhou fanboy attic Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#12: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:11:50 PM

"Now, in the Middle Ages, people thought the Earth was flat."
- My History teacher in High School

It took me the best part of a year to convince her that they did no such thing.

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#13: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:15:04 PM

[up] I dunno dude. Some people still think the Earth is flat.

[down] Timestamp high five!

edited 6th Sep '12 12:15:27 PM by DrunkGirlfriend

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#14: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:15:04 PM

Do you people have crappy teachers or something? .-.

OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
#15: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:18:30 PM

Something something negative bias. Stuff the good teachers say won't end up here. Or so I hope.

The Great Northern Threadkill.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#16: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:18:32 PM

"Turn to page 200 in your textbooks."

"Miss, the textbook only goes up to 167."

PeacefulApocalypse from Planet Fastoon Since: Oct, 2012
#17: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:18:39 PM

A supply teacher in Year One told us that "mysterious" was spelt with an "i" and not a "y".

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#18: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:20:03 PM

My second grade teacher told me that there was no such thing as a number less than zero.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#19: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:20:25 PM

8th grade science teacher at a private school when the kids wouldn't shut up:

Your parents are paying a lot of money for you guys to learn nothing.

Read my stories!
kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
QuarterDollar Since: Aug, 2012 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#22: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:24:59 PM

[up][up] I think that's for discussing the Flat Earth theory, not outright believing it.

...so that's capitalism. Isn't that unfair?
-6th Grade Reading teacher

Bullcrap because all year she tried to twist our views in her favor. Miss, if you have a problem with capitalism, so be it, but for God's sake don't try and convince a bunch of middle schoolers that one certain thing is wrong or right.

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#23: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:29:34 PM

[up] Yes, but there are people who outright believe it. That and they tend to get rid of people who try to debunk the flat earth theory.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
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#24: Sep 6th 2012 at 12:55:51 PM

"Since women work on their own instead of exclusively raising the children morality has been steadily declining"
Same Ethics teacher.

Pretty much how he ended his first class.

Now, for context, he is saying that in a room with loads of women who are studying to be engineers so they can work. What the fuck dude?

edited 6th Sep '12 12:56:33 PM by ElRigo

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