Jamais vu
If I lived in the world of Warhammer 40k I would shoot myself.
It seems less painful than the myriad of alternatives.
edited 2nd Aug '12 7:28:47 PM by thespacephantom
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No, I'd be dead.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
o-o
Or basically an insignificant slave in the heaving, pulsating mass that is the Imperium. :3
edited 2nd Aug '12 7:31:11 PM by Zersk
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The short answer is no.
The long answer is: Why do you hate people so goddamn much?
The Great Northern Threadkill.
Space Marines are for the weak! The Imperial Guard crush all enemies who oppose them with their 2000 kg tungsten balls!
Reverse the Curse
I would be Slaanesh fodder so fast my cunt would get Indian burns.
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Mmm slaanesh.
@ Tom
Here's your flak jacket and las gun. Out there is a sea of Orks and in orbit are Dark Eldar waiting to capture you alive. Have fun!
o-o
Have the Imperium tried just letting their enemies try to kill each other? :o At least the ones where that is a possible thing to do?
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Everybody's killing everyone all the time. Such is 40k.
The Great Northern Threadkill.
The Groose Is Loose
Being a spehs mahreen? I'd do it.
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
I have become Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! only for realsies in the total heroics. I am not afraid of an Ork WAAAGH! or a Dark Eldar fleet.
edited 2nd Aug '12 8:00:54 PM by MajorTom
@ Zyxzy: Got room for two?
Nemesis
Space Marine? Pshah. Sisters of Battle. What's NOT to like about killer nuns in power armor?
A brighter future for a darker age.
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Aren't they all neutered? That kinda sucks out the fun.
A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
Well the Sisters of Battle are supposed to be normal humans, so they wouldn't be... spayed?
@ Tom
You know what I always felt about the official canon description of the Imperial Guard? The number of soldiers is just too few!
Embrace the mindscrew
Ew no. 
No way. That would look butt ugly...
I vowed, and so did you: Beyond this wall- we would make it through.
'80s TV Action Hero
God, no. Space Marines begin their training at adolescence and the way their bodies are modified essentially means that they are, mentally, 13-year-old boys forever.
That would be hell.
I'd rather be an Ork. I like Orks.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
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Orks do look like they live the good life.
In the grim darkness of the far future, for the Orks, there is only FUN.
The Great Northern Threadkill.
Would I be a space marine?
Soo, I'd have to go through training that redefines hellish, get pumped full of genetic enhancements through invasive surgery, get half-grafted to a giant suit of Power Armor and swear loyalty to an empire of screaming mindless fanatics before being carted off to a warzone to get attacked by giant alien monsters that shoot acid out of every orifice or undead machines that wield disintegrator rays and wear your skin..
Hahahaha no. I'd go join the Tau. Their Mini-Mecha are cooler anyway. Or maybe I'd just randomly sprout tentacles because Slaanesh or Tzeench or someone thought it would be entertaining.
edited 2nd Aug '12 11:43:34 PM by ShirowShirow
I'd be a tyrannid. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IS ME.
Is that cake frosting?
I'd be hightailing it away from the galaxy. Or try to, at least.
edited 3rd Aug '12 12:18:30 AM by Carciofus
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
It's war40k, those other galaxies are probably devoured by Tyranids.
edited 3rd Aug '12 1:50:33 AM by breadloaf
If you lived in the world of Warhammer 40k, would you be a space marine?