edited 2nd Oct '12 8:11:15 PM by truteal
"What do you mean by that?" asked the leader.
"Well, she dropped a can of paint, she bent down to pick it up, and then neither one of us could control ourselves. Lust took over right there."
The leader replied, "Well, I'm sorry, but you aren't welcome in the order at this time.
"That's fine," responded the man. "We aren't welcome in the Home Depot anymore either."
edited 2nd Oct '12 11:18:23 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
edited 4th Oct '12 10:13:48 AM by PhysicalStamina
"My children... I... love... you... so..." He coughed a couple times before finally saying, "Good...bye..." His eyes closed. His head slumped over to the right. The king was dead. Everyone in the castle was crying. 2 weeks later, a funeral service was held for him, and he was buried. After the funeral, the children went up to the king's room to do mourn and do a bit of reminiscing. Suddenly, Kash remembered his father's last words. "Guys," he said, "remember what Dad told before he died?"
"No," said Kareem, "I was crying too hard."
"Me too," said Dolly.
"Look, come over here." Kash led them to the pillow where their father's will was. "Dad said there was a will under this pillow and told us to read it."
"What do you think's in it?" asked Dolly.
"I dunno," replied Kash, "but it's probably important." He moved the pillow out of the way and grabbed the will. Dolly and Kareem crowded around Kash as he began to read. My lovely children, if you are reading this, I am dead. As such, I have chosen one of you to take my place as ruler of this land. Pay close attention to what I say next.
Kashir... you will not be the ruler of Mee. Despite his disappointment, Kash kept reading. However, I hereby bequeath to you all of the kingdoms that encircle Mee. Dolly, you are to report to Johnson's Billing Company once the will is finished being read. I have arranged a job for you there. Dolly was shocked and confused? Why a billing company? She wasn't even completely sure what one was. Surely her father had something more for her. Once again, Kash continued reading. And finally, Kareem. I hereby bequeath toy you my entire kingdom. From this moment on, everything in Mee - my subjects, my riches, the soil, the buildings - now belongs to you. Please take good care of them.
I am sorry if any of you didn't get what you wanted. Please understand, however, that I still love you both, and even after death, that fact will not change. I wish you three the best of luck. -King Jonathan III After crying a bit more, the children went their separate ways to live out their lives as given the them by the king. Long story short, Kash rules everything around Mee, Kareem gets the money, and Dolly? Dolly bills, y'all.
edited 9th Oct '12 10:57:02 AM by PhysicalStamina
edited 17th Oct '12 11:30:03 PM by MikeK
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edited 4th Nov '12 11:40:22 PM by InfalliableLiar
edited 11th Nov '12 2:31:11 AM by MorwenEdhelwen