That includes his first transformation involving a crossbreed of agonised screaming and maniacal laughter.
So when exactly can I join in?
After this particular in-game day, i think.
Again, I'm not the GM, so I can't really say for sure.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyThis looks fun. I might have to join as my most favorite comic character of all.
"Why hellooooo, tropers! It's everyone's favorite Merc With A Mouth! Didya miss me?"
Unfortunately, we already have a Deadpool...
Wizard Needs Food BadlyAwww :<
DREAMS CRUSHED ;-; I just assumed because there was no Deadpool listing on the first page.
...What about She-Hulk? :/
edited 2nd Aug '12 10:25:09 PM by Saturn
We don't have a She-Hulk... Also our Deadpool hasn't really posted yet.
edited 2nd Aug '12 10:28:56 PM by GameGuruGG
Wizard Needs Food BadlySTOOOP!!! I will happily relinquish my position as Deadpool so another more talented troper may play him.
Don't worry, I'll find someone else I can play....Like Bane?....
@Saturn, By all means sign up for the Merc with a thought bubble, I'm sure you'll do a better job than me.
...I saw this while composing my entry deadpool post.....so it was quite close.
edited 2nd Aug '12 10:41:30 PM by biomechtraveler
Thank you very much, if it's really ok.
I look forward to shooting you. Repeatedly.
edited 2nd Aug '12 11:05:22 PM by luckybreak91
TV Tropes Powers. Activate!!!!!Well, if it's really alright...I shall!
- Name: Deadpool! AKA. The Merc With A Mouth AKA. The Talkative Terrorist AKA. The Abhorrent Assassin AKA. D-Money AKA. ME!
- Real Name: If you MUST know, my friends call me Wade Wilson. The ladies call me Wadey~
- Gender: Male, last time I checked, which is ev-er-y-day!
- Age: You never ask a lady her age, good sir! Wait, I said I was male. I dunno, 20's?
- Appearance: You magnificent, sexy beast! You god among men! You gift sent down from the heavens above!◊
- Alignment: Excellent question. What truly makes a man? Is it the content of his character? His actions? Are we truly bound by a strict moral code? Does the moral code even exist? Is it my duty to use the powers I have been gifted to help the weak, and unfortunate? I dunno, but I like to kill things! Neutrality for the win!
- Personality: Evvvvverybody's always talking about "Oooh noo, Deadpool is so evil! Deadpool's so annoying! He shot the president! He kidnapped Santa Clause! But I'm a very complex individual! I write poetry in my free time, ya know! Some Longfellow, some Dickinson...I save people sometimes too! Yeah, fo' realz! Believe it or not, I actually try to be the hero sometime! It doesn't always work out that way...Hey, it's not my fault the money keeps rollin', and the bitches keep screaming for more of the Merc'!
- Powers and Abilities: Yay! The cool part!
- Regenerative Healing Factor: I bummed off Logan and got this sweet healing factor! I can heal all sorts of cuts, burns, and wounds in a couple of minutes, and chop off an arm or a leg or something, just give me a moment or two to grow it back! I even took a couple stabs to the brain once! Remember, that doesn't mean this stuff still doesn't hurt like a bitch, kay? Oh, and if something important gets cut off, I gotta put it right back in the right place and hold it there for a minute or two before it'll reattach. There, not too OP for ya, GM? God I sound like such a nerd...
- Foreign Chemical Resistance: Thanks to that healing factor, drugs and toxins don't affect my that much! Doesn't mean they can't...Let's just say Mardi Gras is a lot more fun after 10 cases.
- Disease Immunity: All of 'em! No Herpes or Mono for this handsome devil! Ya' hear that, ladies?
- Extended Longevity: *sigh* Yeah... No bitin' the big one for me. I'm still working to get rid of this one...Don't worry, my sweet... I'll join you...someday.
- Telepathic Immunity: So apparently I'm like, "irreparably damaged" and my brain cells are "in a constant state of flux and regeneration" or some hooey like that. I don't see it.
- Master Martial Artist: Yeeeeaaah, no biggie or anything...I'm just the biggest baddass in all of comic book world is all. I can go toe to toe with Wolvie and Taskmaster, and I've got all these sweet skills. You've probably never even heard of 'em. Some people say I'm just crazy and unpredictable. Again, I don't see it.
- Master Assassin: Take, like, James Bond, Agent Cody Banks, the Totally Spies, The Punisher, Naruto, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and your mom, and roll them all into one. Then you'll get me, the greatest ninja ever! I'm a master of stealth, reconnaissance and espionage. But shooting and killing things is usually way more fun!
- Cunning Linguist: 私は多くの言語に堪能だ。 Ich hatte die größte Nacht mit dieser deutschen Mädchen einmal. Ella básicamente se enamoró de mí. У меня не было презервативов.
- Weapons and Equipment: In addition to this nifty little teleportation device that can whisk me pretty far in any direction, I've got more guns, grenades, swords, and prophylactics than you can shake a stick at. And I'm a master of them all, baby.
- Origin: Ugh. Le'see. Mommy died from cancer, Daddy got shot. I tried to join the military, but that was a no go. So I got recruited for this Weapon X thingy. Yeah, you've heard of that. Logan was like, basically my roommate by the way! Who knew little Logan would grow up to be the Big Bad Wolf? Yeah, so anyway. That wasn't really a fun time. I had cancer you see, and they said if I joined they would cure it. They pumped me full of Wolverine's healing factor. It worked, for a little while... See, I did some missions with the Weapon X team and I maaaaay have slipped up. So I got kicked out and sent to...The Hospice. Yeah, some experimenting was going on there on the patients. I was one of those patients.
This reeeeal evil bastard, Dr. Killebrew did some nasty stuff. You see, all the patients had this bet to see which one of us would live the longest. We called it a "Dead Pool." Guess who one. Yeah, see that isn't a good thing. Killebrew was really sick, and he would torture me. A lot. In many many, painful ways. And I got really close to dying, you see. Death and I...we had a thing going on. I mean, I got to at least third base, dude! We were...in love. But apparently, some petty jealous 12 year old didn't like that. I dunno, some guy with a big shiny glove or something? Anyway, he cursed me with Immortality. So for years, I stayed in the prison. Being tortured by this bastard, and unable to ever join my love, no matter how many times I got close...I escaped.
I got my revenge, and I'm pretty much to terms with that. But...Death is still waiting for me. And you never keep your lady waiting. That's like rule numbero uno. Ya know, I think that's really what makes me crazy. Not the cancer. Not the mutant healing factor effing with my brain. Love. Plain and simple. So yeah, that's my story. Worth a lot more than a Wolverine comic, right?! I'm still the biggest baddest Merc around, and anyone who tries to say otherwise? Kapow.
edited 4th Aug '12 7:56:20 AM by Saturn
Saturn: Hmm... Your Deadpool does seem a lot more enthused...
I think that he may not have been cursed by Thanos yet, because I'm not sure if Thanos would've risen to power yet, but he can keep his star-crossed love with Ms Death.
So, if biomech really doesn't have a problem with it, Accepted, and you'll be allowed in next game day.
Meantime, I'm off to go fix the roster so this doesn't happen again!
Creeper says he wants to marry you.
Trump delenda estBy next game day, do you mean next in-game day, storywise?
Saturn: Precisely.
I assume I'll get a PM?
You will indeed.
Wow....Saturn, I'm sure you'll do a good job....BUT, I have not given up on playing in this RP so with Lizard's permission I will now proceed to sign up as Bane from the Nolanverse...I saw the movie and uh....He's the only character I think I'll be able to play.
Don't let that hold you back. I don't, and it doesn't usually bite me.
"Yup. That tasted purple."biomech: If you're sure. Hit me up with a sign-up.
Hmmm...I'm trying to decide between doing this sign up in Bane voice or...
Name: Bane
Gender: Male
Age: It is hard to tell, since he has that mask on all the time and his physical condition tells no tale but he should be late 30s.
Appearance: It'll be my avatar.
Allignment: Evil? No, as part of the League of shadows I am a bringer of JUSTICE, do you not realise? or perhaps your dreams for this city has clouded your vision. Open Your Eyes and see the evil you have failed to destroy.
Personality:Bane is cold and brutal, fail him and be sure that you'll never see the light of day again...of course it only means that you die slightly earlier than you workmates, they'll join you soon enough. Perhaps its his lack of positive emotion that scares people...or the fact that Bane dosen't mind ripping your spine out infront of a school bus but the mere presence of Bane gives most people an Oh, Crap! moment. There is however his Charisma, this draws people to him, to have the downtrodden look up to him as a rather fatherly figure- many of his followers are fiercly loyal.
Powers and abilities:
Peak Human condition: His sheer bulk and agility that is produced by League of Shadows Training means that Bane's physical condition is asa good as it gets.
Cold calculating brutality, if this counts as a power at all that is. He feels next to no remorse for the victims of his exploits, he is unaffected by his emotions and therefore will have the cold calculating mind of a machine.
Weapons: Though Bane has no prefered weapons he will use what he can get- he is able to use and counter produce technology like how he tampered with Bruce Wayne's inventory in the movie. If it is allowed i would like to Give Bane a few mooks to throw around in game because his loyal followers are still his most versatile and disposable weapon.
Origin: I was born in the darkest pits on this earth, a prison thats only guards were hope and despair. There in that hell I decided that innocence and purity were to be coveted and the result of that committment you see standing before you. I escaped that prison and was taken in by the League of Shadows. Now I Am the League of Shadows and you city I will turn to ashes; punishment fit for such a place don't you think?
edited 3rd Aug '12 5:25:51 PM by biomechtraveler
So I take it this version doesn't have the super-steroids?
Trump delenda estWhat's our stance on Ra's al Ghul? Is he still alive here, leading the League of Shadows? Would be cool if the Hand and the League of Shadows were ninja rivals. XD
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HOTTING HELPY!!No, this is straight out of Nolan's movie.....Of course I run the risk on being lynched if I misplay him but hey....
No, Bane is on painkiller rather than Venom.
Oh my god, yes. Please play him like Cage does XD
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.