The Delete Game

There's no need to be so hard on yourself. I think you're a decent person overall. Sure, you may have your flaws, but no one is perfect, and you could definitely be far worse.

"You decent. You perfect. You far worse."

Okay, first, that was not nice, getting the hopes up and then just telling them they're not good. Also, learn some grammar...

Okay, first, that was not the ram

Then I guess I got my animals mixed up. What was it, then? A goat?

I think you've had one shot too many, considering that you "sanaxed" up. Is that when you sleep with alprazolam?

edited 13th Jul '14 7:53:54 PM by Speedchesser

That's downright creepy. What do you think I am, a Twilight fan? Stop stalking me before I call the police.

I am Twilight, call the police.

Okay, but what for?

Oh hey, Weird Al Yankovich is releasing a new album!

Why should I have to follow your orders? You don't outrank me. And please stop talking in the third person.

Mynameis: is glad to fulfill your request, it makes him very proud.

edited 13th Jul '14 10:01:38 PM by mynameis:

Well, that's more efficient than you questing for fur AND burning me. I'd congratulate you if you weren't trying to set me on fire.

Last I checked, burning female monarchs was not exactly what you would call the most efficient fuel source. I'm glad you're concerned about saving money and the planet, but you still need to do better than that.

Female monarchs concerned about money and the Environment need to do better.

Like what? Upgrading Hollywood? Reviving Progressive Rock? Proving Divine existence?

I don't know what "holy vivisive" is, but a hat making it PG can't be that bad. And, PG or not, it's d10, not "die ten." Jeeze.

A hat is a piece of clothing typically worn on the head. They are usually composed of cloth, leather or other soft material, though hard variants are rumored to exist.

edited 14th Jul '14 6:59:03 PM by mynameis:

Well, I can't fault him for that hate, I guess. Damned metal-clad sentences. They'll be the doom of us all someday.

Confound it. Can't we go one day without someone causing the apocalypse? I've warned you over and over again about meddling with things man was not meant to know.

edited 15th Jul '14 1:05:56 PM by NineTailedCat

I can understand the first two, but I'm not quite sure what's so bad about butts. I mean, I guess ugly butts are bad to look at, but I don't think mooning is some kind of epidemic.

edited 15th Jul '14 4:42:36 PM by Kagescorpionakki

That's a rather odd thing to say out loud. I'd keep that to myself if I were you.

edited 16th Jul '14 6:22:22 AM by MrLavisherMoot

Sorry, I'm not interested in getting a selfie right now. What kind of "rod" are you using, anyway?

I suppose everything's Serious Business to someone, but really, can't you just play Truth or Dare spontaneously like a normal person?

Hey man, don't be knocking my occupation, lots of people play games for a living. Just because it's a weird one doesn't make it any less valid.

edited 16th Jul '14 3:41:50 PM by mynameis:

I'm afraid I have to decline your offer until I'm certain just what this cult is about. I wouldn't want to accidentally join a group dedicated to sacrificing people to some eldritch horror from beyond space and time.

Wait... is THAT what "pope hell" was?! And you know about it at the age of five?! Good god, man! What sort of cult are you in?

Seems to me that someone realised something is not right.

Yes, I can agree with that. As far as I know, you haven't committed any horrific atrocities, so I don't see any reason you should be despised. People these days could do to tolerate one another a lot more.

horrific cities, should be despised. People could do to more.

It's nice that you believe human beings have power to change things and do better, it's rare to see someone who does not think that things are never going to get fixed. But you shouldn't just think that everything in the present is bad, either.