Sonic... is faster... than Rain... bow... Daaaaasssshhhhhhh. *dies*
edited 18th Jun '12 5:43:30 PM by PhysicalStamina
Am I a weirdo?
Crap. Did I leave the stove on?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Magic Prophet
FUCK YOU BROINIES! (all bronies die of Kony and a la myself dies)
"The Horn of Protection is here for you, Timmy!" - Hank the Super Cheese Loving Rhino Guard from Fairly Odd Parents
Hi, I'm Talos
"I see the glory of the coming of the lord..."
TALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOS
ETERNAL
"Well... shit"
"So long and thanks for all the fish"
"There's nothing that could possibly go wrong"
"I guess now I can say, I have the probability of coming back as a zombie."
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Ten seconds before
"Ohh, what does this button do?"
edited 19th Jun '12 2:33:09 AM by Gamebreaking
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Having a hell of a time!
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
"For FRRREEEEEDOOOOMMMM!!"
edited 19th Jun '12 3:35:22 AM by SKJAM
same old me
"I tried to tell them... about Homestuck...."
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
In Perpetual Finality
"...Wait. Wait, hold on. I'm okay. I'm okay... Yeah, no I'm not." x_x
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ETERNAL
"KISS ME HARVEY! I LIVE! THE PLAY IS OVER, APPLAUD! wait, someone's taken those last words? Darn..."
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Windswept Vagrant
"Light...fading... wit... dulling. Tell them I died as I lived, sarcastically accepting everything around him."
Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time!
no
"Of course the dragon's asleep!"
no
///////////
"Damnit Sheila, that's not how you rupture your jugular vein! Why do I always have to do everything myse-"
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
All I have to do is finish one more day on this job and I retire a rich man!
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
GROWWWWWWL
That tiger will never see me here! 
ETERNAL
"That gun doesn't look loaded, so I'm calling your bluff Mr... oh wait you're a serial killer. Just remembered your mugshot. Carry on"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
"Wow ... it's the gates of Heaven. There's God and St. Peter and angels and everything!"
[Use this one if your family is Jewish or Muslim.]
Ten seconds before
Wow, that's pretty.
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
ETERNAL
"Hello Ground!"
"If there's one thing I have to say before I leave... I hold all of humanity in a state of not giving a damn about your lives"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
"...they're so... huge..."
"Hum, could have swore the ground was further away"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
ETERNAL
"you know, when I was told about skydiving... they neglected to mention that I needed a parachute"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Based off the popular twitter hashtag post the final words you may say in whatever Serious or ironic fashion you may say
Examples:
"What do you mean the safety's off?"
"Hold my Beer I am about to try something."
"What the heck is a homestuck?"
"Who let that Honey Badger in here?"
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.