In Perpetual Finality
Undercover agent posing as a Jehova's Witness trying to retrieve the stolen children.
"Excuse me, Ma'm, I'd like to share the Good News with you and your children. Would you mind if I came inside?"
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ETERNAL
Asking whether they picked up my parcel, and after the reply, slowly walking away until about 4 feet away, then running, parcel raised above if I have it.
Edit: Ninja'd, still kinda applies now that I think about it.
edited 1st May '12 8:09:38 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Something...
Figuring out why did you make that bet with Maya that you could go back in time just to get Shakespeare's autograph...
edited 1st May '12 8:14:06 AM by DiurnalBrocolli
Just floating around...
In Perpetual Finality
"Excuse me, ma'am, but you dropped your glasses case on the way into your house. Just wanted to return it. Say, who does your hair?"
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
We're the police. We're here on a suspicion of too much awesome.
ETERNAL
"I need directions for mount doom? I need to deliver this ring I found, not sure whether it's the one and all, I just wanted Sauron to know."
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME.
I'm here with the Herald. Any comment on your new play, Mr. Shakespere?
Hyperforce Go! http://vmkid.me/
One just might
I'm a representative of the Concerned Neighbours Association. We like to know whether you are really fit to drive the mecha and live with robot monkeys.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Am I a weirdo?
It took me forever to find this place, but I was supposed to deliver this package to a certain "Batman" residing "In the Batcave." Am I in the right place?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Hey, I just moved into this 'hood. What's up?
Ded
Getting his signature, of course.
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
ETERNAL
Turning my head upside down to read him of course.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Hey, can I get your autograph? I loved V For Vendetta! ... What?
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
pantheocidal maniac
ok, please open the door so I can give you that precise recepie for black powder you wanted.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
i am a crapshoot
I need help tearing down a building.
Reality and the existence thereof hinges upon the future of mankind and bacteriakind
I'm lost. Please help.
Sega's Last Hope
Damnit, I'm in reddit territory again...
Tropers watching movies
Conceptually Frameworked
Trying to avoid the people shooting at her, I'm hiding on her doorstep hoping to be overlooked by both parties. And not get sliced into pieces.
"Nullius addictus iurare in verba magistri, quo me cumque rapit tempestas, deferor hospes."
Bouncer to his/her house watching out for his/her lovers.
Deer
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
No clue, and I'm about to run away because they appear insane.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
pantheocidal maniac
I am probably there to deliver the poor farmgirl some sort of HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-TTTTTTEEEEEECCCHHHHHHHHNNNNIIIIIIIICCCCAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL think from the big city.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
My Sword Hand Twitches
I'm gonna ask how Mr. Train became a homeowner.
edited 5th May '12 2:24:53 PM by Mihashi
I spread my wings, fly away. The wind sweeps me off my feet, blowing me away yeah. Trees whispering to me. I'm feeling free now.
Dread Pirate Captain
i am a crapshoot
I was invited to her party.
Reality and the existence thereof hinges upon the future of mankind and bacteriakind
what are you doing there?
cross dust to the porches