>Check your inventory.
> Physically KICK the ORANGE GLOWY ROCK VEINS
>Check your INVENTORY CHARACTER SHEET
Ooh, that's a good idea! In a VERY SHORT SPACE OF TIME you think over the things you and your PARTY are carrying, equipped with, good at and bad at!
Name: Chutney Stonesky (Daughter of Pel’Doon Stonesky and an unknown father)
Gender: Female
Race: Atashdey
Equipment
- SMALL LEATHER TUNIC (equipped)
- LEATHER SKIRT (equipped)
- LEAF WOVEN HOOD (equipped)
- GOLD TAIL RING (equipped)
- SILVER EAR RING (equipped)
Items/Inventory
- GLASS EYE (in pockets)
- MOULDY BREAD (in pockets)
- MAP of the CLAUSTROPHOBIC PRISON (in pockets)
- STEVE (in pouch)
- XHK’YINK spelling (memorized/in mind)
Skills/Strengths
- Balancing SMALL OBJECTS on SMOOTH FLAT SURFACES
- Basic PSIONIC SKILLS:
- Illumination
- Kinetic Shockwave/Pulse
- Light Shockwave/Pulse
- Running away in PANTS WETTING TERROR (inherent)
- SMALL STATURE (inherent)
- RESISTANT DIGESTIVE SYSTEM (inherent)
Weaknesses
- Slight INSANITY/SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER/MEMORIES of a STRANGE EVENT
- You're kind of an ASS
- PRESERVATION fixation
- PHOBIA of DORS
- No FATHER FIGURE
- Can’t swim (inherent)
Beliefs
- Many INANIMATE OBJECTS actually possess some form of consciousness and can help ANIMATE BEINGS in various ways but should be appeased and communicated with regularly
- All CRYSTALS are interconnected into a sort of SHARED ESSENCE: however, this SHARED ESSENCE only applies to those of the same COLOUR
- All DOORS, being secret intelligent, are working with the DORS and plotting WORLD DOMINATION
Allies
- Pella Dustwing:
- Not particularly tough or strong
- Good knowledge of the LAND OF THE PEOPLE and SURROUNDING AREAS
- Good knowledge of PSIONICS
- Carrying a SHORT WOODEN SPEAR
- Equipped with a LEATHER TUNIC
- Equipped with a LEATHER SKIRT
- Myk (Oolabec)
- Does not speak ATASHDEY
- PHOBIA of ORANGE CRYSTALS
- Excellent digger
- Reasonably tough
- Carrying two BAGS of YUMMY EDIBLES
- Carrying one GLOWING BLUE CYLINDER
- Carl Lightglass (deceased)
- Terra, Terra 2.0 and Gaia (deceased)
The AMAZING JOURNEY will resume shortly!
edited 19th May '12 7:09:57 AM by Eventua
>Put the crystal against the glowing orange rock veins, hold it there, then blast is with your psionics.
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
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> No, put it there, retreat about thirty feet or as far as the cavern will allow, then blast it.
Gah, haven't answered in a while...! I'm really sorry, I've been busy and such...
>Physically kick the ORANGE GLOWY ROCK VEINS
You do so...! And it explodes in your FACE, killing you instantly. Tsk.
>Restart game
>Put the CRYSTAL] BLUE CYLINDER against the GLOWING ORANGE ROCK VEINS, hold it there, then blast it with your PSIONICS
>Retreat about THIRTY FEET or as far as the CAVERN will allow, then blast it
Alas, you do not have more than two feet and two hands...! However, you retreat backaways a bit, and then screw your FACE into the MOST CONSTIPATE-IDY EXPRESSION you can muster...! There is a LOUD BANG as the KINETIC BLAST launches, slamming into the BLUE CYLINDER.
The EXPLOSION is quite big, and as the DUST clears, you see several puddles of MURKY ORANGE SLIME around what used to be the ROCK VEINS in your way! Both Pella and Myk seem shaken, but are happy it's dealt with.
>What do you do?
>Venture onwards alone. With Pella.
> Use MOULDY BREAD to clean up MURKY ORANGE SLIME.
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> Proceed to consume the SLIMY MOLDY BREAD, and offer some to your COMPATRIOTS.
edited 22nd May '12 9:53:15 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Persistance and Courage
> Proceed to DRINK MURKY ORANGE SLIM
> Store extra MURKY ORANGE SLIM in BACKPACK (ignore any thoughts on how messy that would get the BACKPACK)
edited 22nd May '12 10:43:37 PM by efsfsefsdf
GAME OVER
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
> Forcefeed some of the MOLDY SLIMY BREAD to MYK, just to see what happens.
> Reload game afterwards.
edited 23rd May '12 1:30:38 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
>Venture onwards alone. With Pella
... You have no idea how that works, but you do so anyway, and the party journeys onward.
>Use MOULDY BREAD to clean up MURKY ORANGE SLIME
Aha, you knew it would come in handy...! You use the handful of SMELLY GREEN BREAD and mop up the ICKY ORANGE GOOP so that MYK doesn't accidentally touch any of it and promptly dies horribly.
Congratularations, you now have a CLUMP OF MURKY, SLIMY, REVOLTING MOULDY BREAD.
>Proceed to consume the SLIMY MOLDY BREAD, and offer some to your COMPATRIOTS
Oh goodness, really? Gah, fine... D:
You offer it to the others while devouring a small amount yourself. You then promptly throw up, because it is UNBELIEVABLY DISGUSTING. The others look at you with EXPRESSIONS of DISGUST, and you realize their OPINIONS of you have probably dropped significantly.
What the heck did you think would happen?!
>Do a bunch of other REALLY GROSS STUFF
No, no...! Not this time, CRAZY VOICES! You throw the DISGUSTING MESS into the STREAM.
The three of you (and STEVE) then carry onward, and you notice a few ODDITIES as you keep going. The PATH onward heads towards the SOURCE OF THE STREAM (which appears to be clearing since you blew up that GLOWY ORANGE ROCK VEIN), and the SOURCE appears to be some sort of BABBLING BROOK spewing up WATER from deeper underground in a FOUNTAIN of WATER. And such.
You notice some sort of ROUND METAL DISC further ahead that appears to be attached to the GROUND, as well as a few TINY SCUTTLING INSECTS. To the left around the CORNER you can see faint traces of... is that MOULD? Or MUSHROOMS? Whatever it is, it looks oddly normal and perhaps edible. Lastly, you also notice a clump of BLUE CRYSTALS to the right, just beyond the METAL DISC.
>What do you do?
edited 25th May '12 3:59:04 AM by Eventua
same old me
> Attempt to punt the metal disk out of the ground
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
> Give BLUE CRYSTALS to Myk to repay her for the CYLINDERS
>Attempt to punt the METAL DISC out of the GROUND
You approach the METAL DISC, cautiously, carefully- what in the NAME OF ALL SOULS is it doing?! The DISC has started spinning and rises slowly out of the GROUND, and you realize that it is swiveling some sort of METAL STICK in your GENERAL DIRECTION. It's also glowing.
>Give BLUE CRYSTALS to Myk to repay her for the CYLINDERS
The CRYSTALS are behind the SPINNY METAL DISC THING, unfortunately, and you're wary of getting any closer to it.
>What do you do?
edited 25th May '12 12:06:56 PM by Eventua
Persistance and Courage
>ignore all instinct and get closer anyways.
GAME OVER
same old me
>Listen to your INSTINCTS and stay away from it
>COMMAND (THROW) STEVE to INVESTIGATE the DISC
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
>Throw STEVE to investigate the DISC
You do so, applying your WEAKNESS for being an ASS in FEMALE ATASHDEY CLOTHING. STEVE curls up in fear, hurdling through the AIR and landing in front of the DISC.
The DISC promptly floats a few centimeters above the GROUND and glows a mild blue. The RIM of the DISC glows menacingly at you. It's quite menacing. You theorize the DISC is actually called DEATH-KILL THE MALICIOUS.
You hear some ELECTRONIC CLICKING from the DISC, and Myk seems to recognize the LANGUAGE. It sounds like the DISC is probably an OOLABEC THING. Bear in mind, if you try heading down the PATH guarded by DEATH-KILL THE MALICIOUS, you'll not be heading NORTH, you don't think. You'll be heading EAST.
>What do you do?
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
>Try and communicate to Myk that your intended destination is north.
@OP: Don't sweat it. I shouldn't think forum games are at the very top of anybody's priority list.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
> Rescue STEVE from DEATH-KILL THE MALICIOUS
> Apologize to STEVE for being an ASS
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
Joke suggestion: > Become FRIENDS with DEATH-KILL THE MALICIOUS, then TAKE OVER the world TOGETHER!
edited 29th May '12 10:24:22 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
>...But a Starbucks will do if that's too difficult.
Did this die?
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Eventua's last post was here... :|
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
>Try using the BLUE CRYSTAL on the ORANGE GLOWY ROCK VEINS, in the hope that either one of them will blow up and clear the PATH
You ask Myk nicely, and she gives you one of the other BLUE CYLINDERS: she seems a bit worried, and you then promptly place the BLUE CYLINDER into an EMPTY CREVICE in the ROCKS while the others run back down the TUNNEL out of range.
You hear a FAINT BUBBLING, but no EXPLOSIONS... maybe it needs a little extra kick?
>Attempt to comfort Myk and STEVE
Heading back to join the others, you take STEVE out and stroke him gently, feeding him a small amount of MUSHROOM and keeping him well away from the ORANGE GLOWY WATER. You try to reassure Myk, and she seems to understand: she slowly nods.
>Go into a RANT about how the PORTAL GAMES are responsible for why the "opposing" colors are BLUE and ORANGE, and not BLUE and YELLOW
You do so, and your PARTY MEMBERS look at you oddly. You have no idea what the PORTAL GAMES are, though you're sure they're responsible! Clearly! Never mind that it's perhaps based on ARTISTIC COLOUR rather than DIGITAL COLOUR, AKA the three PRIMARY COLOURS are RED, BLUE and YELLOW.
But who knows?!