Love is Love is Love
960: 'Cause I had to draw attention away from this embarrassing erection.
My various fanfics.
At the heart of the world...
961: Because I got gang-banged in the Arena.
priceton wenginghammer tiberius brutus the 3rd
962- Because I really want to see this get to 1000
963-because we keep repeating ourselves. (note may or may not have been posted already.)
No I did not trip and fall, I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
my current job
964- We needed some excuse to get the economy going, regardless of whether or not it goes the right way.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
965: Because I don't like a certain civilian in another country.
edited 21st Jan '15 3:04:57 PM by InfinityRyujin
966: because my roommate is hogging the tv to watch reality TV set in that country and if there's a war, the shows will get cancelled or something and I can have some peace and quiet
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Apparently Not Dead
967- Because we honestly have nothing better to do
-insert appropriate signature here-
Reason 968: Nanomachines, son!
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
my current job
969: So we don't have to deal with the perverts who misinterpret that number.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
970: They're no longer making contracts with me. 
It's actually quite disapointed here.
Anti-conformism through conformity
971: To protect our precious bodily fluids from the communist!
~Hey Yew! Don't tell me there's no hope at aaaaallllllll!~
The King Without a Kingdom
972: That asshole country's leader likes Twilight.
edited 11th Feb '15 8:58:42 PM by Weirdguy149
It's been 3000 years…
Not Your Usual Zero
973. Look, you make a really good certain kind of food, but we can't make it as good, so we will end you just to have the best of that kind of food.
edited 13th Feb '15 7:18:36 PM by SuperSackCooper
Go make up a fan-theory for why I'm here, yet not.
Reason 974: Need to draw on some inspiration for a painting I plan on doing.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Reason 975: The Magic 8 Ball said I should. It never lies, right?
Reason 976- I can't grow that here!
edited 17th Feb '15 5:58:08 PM by yellowturtle
Crow: There's a plot?
Dave
Reason 977- I need my zarking tea!
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
Apparently Not Dead
978 - Screw those guys, we have giant robots
-insert appropriate signature here-979: because I am a Woman Scorned.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Asgore Adopts Noelle
980: Because they're going to end up taking the 1000th spot on this list.
Is not actually from Lyniezia
981. Because you know who else did [insert some minor thing they do]? HITLER! And we all know how things turned out when he was in charge.
Apparently Not Dead
982- Because gentlemen, I love war
-insert appropriate signature here-
my current job
983- because, ladies, the war is yours.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Brightness
984 - Because we're going to use war as a business to end war as a business.
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They
959: Because somebody squished my kids' cheeks!
...eheh