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Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
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#652: Dec 22nd 2012 at 6:39:49 PM

Reason 4: Is there any other way to capture the flag?

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Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#653: Dec 22nd 2012 at 9:00:29 PM

Reason 5: Why else would we go back in time?

StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#654: Jan 19th 2013 at 10:15:02 PM

Reason 1001: Going past 1000 reasons.

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#655: Jan 19th 2013 at 10:16:48 PM

Reason 6: They skip a ton of reason just for the sake of going past 1000 again.

It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
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#656: Jan 19th 2013 at 10:44:18 PM

Reason 7: They forgot the sediment-shaped sediment when making the cake.

edited 19th Jan '13 10:45:25 PM by Landorkus

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porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#657: Jan 20th 2013 at 10:31:48 AM

Reason 8: Because they invaded when you removed your last bat... Oh.

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StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#658: Jan 21st 2013 at 3:37:19 AM

Reason 9: Because one of the rules was edited after it was made.

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#659: Jan 21st 2013 at 9:50:37 AM

Reason 10: Because that edited reason was accidentally misspelled at first.

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MokonaZero Hohoende, kudasai! from Boundary Since: Nov, 2012
Hohoende, kudasai!
#660: Jan 22nd 2013 at 11:43:43 AM

Reason 11: To break the boredom.

Everything is a lie.
Alucard9295 Alucard 9295 from Nowhere, Kansas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
#661: Feb 22nd 2013 at 10:21:30 AM

Reason 12. They bruised my banana...

Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a rat's ass? *points at self* Bob Kelso, how ya doin'?
MokonaZero Hohoende, kudasai! from Boundary Since: Nov, 2012
Hohoende, kudasai!
#662: Feb 22nd 2013 at 10:23:17 AM

Reason 13: There are no reasons to not do it.

Everything is a lie.
Knucklesthegreat How in blazes did this happen? no, really. from I dunno, but a pink pony is JUMPING ON MY HEAD! Since: Dec, 2012
How in blazes did this happen? no, really.
#663: Feb 22nd 2013 at 10:26:56 AM

14. HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH THE FORKLIFT! HUZZAH!

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Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#664: Feb 22nd 2013 at 10:35:38 AM

15. I was playing a forum game 1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War and I didn't want anyone to think I was lying when I said that this was a reason I would declare war.

16. Sandwiches taste better during war time.

edited 22nd Feb '13 10:36:05 AM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
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#666: Feb 22nd 2013 at 10:53:01 AM

18. They're not ashamed of what they did for a Klondike Bar.

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MokonaZero Hohoende, kudasai! from Boundary Since: Nov, 2012
Hohoende, kudasai!
#667: Feb 22nd 2013 at 1:46:22 PM

19. The other country said "help".

edited 22nd Feb '13 1:46:29 PM by MokonaZero

Everything is a lie.
Premonition45 Since: Mar, 2011
#668: Feb 25th 2013 at 12:00:44 PM

20. There was no lactose-free ice cream.

edited 25th Feb '13 12:00:51 PM by Premonition45

MokonaZero Hohoende, kudasai! from Boundary Since: Nov, 2012
Hohoende, kudasai!
#669: Feb 25th 2013 at 12:26:26 PM

21. "The other country's flag was better than mine."

Everything is a lie.
rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#670: Feb 25th 2013 at 1:35:51 PM

22. Saying that a country's wine tastes like socks.

MokonaZero Hohoende, kudasai! from Boundary Since: Nov, 2012
Hohoende, kudasai!
#671: Feb 25th 2013 at 1:39:44 PM

23. The other country made a terrible movie.

Everything is a lie.
C0mraid from Here and there Since: Aug, 2010
#672: Feb 25th 2013 at 1:46:55 PM

24. I made a bet with another world leader we could take over this country by March.

Am I a good man or a bad man?
MokonaZero Hohoende, kudasai! from Boundary Since: Nov, 2012
Hohoende, kudasai!
#673: Feb 25th 2013 at 1:56:22 PM

25. They sent a terrible citizen over to my country!

Everything is a lie.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#674: Feb 25th 2013 at 2:01:35 PM

26. To prove the philosophy that if there aren't any people then crime, poverty, and famine would decrease.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#675: Feb 25th 2013 at 3:54:45 PM

27. Because someone ate your last fruit cup.

edited 25th Feb '13 3:54:54 PM by Rivux

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