Reason 4: Is there any other way to capture the flag?
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Reason 5: Why else would we go back in time?
Reason 1001: Going past 1000 reasons.
Reason 6: They skip a ton of reason just for the sake of going past 1000 again.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.Reason 7: They forgot the sediment-shaped sediment when making the cake.
edited 19th Jan '13 10:45:25 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Reason 8: Because they invaded when you removed your last bat... Oh.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Reason 9: Because one of the rules was edited after it was made.
Reason 10: Because that edited reason was accidentally misspelled at first.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Reason 11: To break the boredom.
Everything is a lie.Reason 12. They bruised my banana...
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a rat's ass? *points at self* Bob Kelso, how ya doin'?Reason 13: There are no reasons to not do it.
Everything is a lie.14. HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH THE FORKLIFT! HUZZAH!
MLP Forever.(Major Note: if you're going to reply to one of my posts, be nice/kind and use humor mode for jokes. otherwise, don't reply.)15. I was playing a forum game 1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War and I didn't want anyone to think I was lying when I said that this was a reason I would declare war.
16. Sandwiches taste better during war time.
edited 22nd Feb '13 10:36:05 AM by Philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.17. They ate the last klondike bar.
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.18. They're not ashamed of what they did for a Klondike Bar.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)19. The other country said "help".
edited 22nd Feb '13 1:46:29 PM by MokonaZero
Everything is a lie.20. There was no lactose-free ice cream.
edited 25th Feb '13 12:00:51 PM by Premonition45
21. "The other country's flag was better than mine."
Everything is a lie.22. Saying that a country's wine tastes like socks.
23. The other country made a terrible movie.
Everything is a lie.24. I made a bet with another world leader we could take over this country by March.
Am I a good man or a bad man?25. They sent a terrible citizen over to my country!
Everything is a lie.26. To prove the philosophy that if there aren't any people then crime, poverty, and famine would decrease.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.27. Because someone ate your last fruit cup.
edited 25th Feb '13 3:54:54 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
We'll kick it into high gear.
Reason 3: They snub us when we offer them wood, but then turn around and try to sell it to us. Damn Elves.