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1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War:

Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha~cha!
718:They have all nice things

719:They stole my computer
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!

 477 Prometheus 136, Sun, 15th Jul '12 11:11:58 AM from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
that's amoree
720: The one dude flipped off my dog.

721: I dunno, I was bored. Gotta problem with that?
 478 Physical Stamina, Sun, 15th Jul '12 11:55:30 AM from boooouuunnnddd to fall iiiiin loooooooove Relationship Status: If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
'ey, dis is Toime Gal, aka de 'Eroine of Toime
722: I want my garden hose back, they won't give it to me.
 480 Prometheus 136, Sun, 15th Jul '12 3:35:31 PM from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
that's amoree
[up]Goddamn it Sean. That running gag is hilarious.

724: That fat dude stole my twinkie.

725: His clothes are tacky.

edited 15th Jul '12 3:35:42 PM by Prometheus136

 481 Physical Stamina, Sun, 15th Jul '12 4:16:37 PM from boooouuunnnddd to fall iiiiin loooooooove Relationship Status: If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
'ey, dis is Toime Gal, aka de 'Eroine of Toime
726:I need some money. Badly.
 482 Journeyman, Sun, 15th Jul '12 4:42:46 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
727: I believe in world peace. Other people don't. Only way to world peace? The peace of the grave. Kill them all.
When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.
 483 Awesome Creep, Sun, 15th Jul '12 9:07:43 PM from Cheyenne, WY, USA Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
STARE.
728. Because that guy over there wouldn't scratch my foot.

729. Because that guy over there made me scratch his foot.
^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^
 484 Fuzy 2 K, Sun, 15th Jul '12 10:09:15 PM from Satellite of Love Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Perfect Disguise
730: Mary failed to have a little lamb.

[down] [lol]

edited 15th Jul '12 11:07:35 PM by Fuzy2K

Sure, you stub your toe on one bowling ball and you become the king of stock sound effects forever. — Wilhelm
 485 Zeik Hunter, Sun, 15th Jul '12 10:36:29 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
731. That post they made reminded me of animal porn, and that's terrible.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
 486 Fuzy 2 K, Sun, 15th Jul '12 11:07:59 PM from Satellite of Love Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Perfect Disguise
732: Colin Mochrie put on a wig.
Sure, you stub your toe on one bowling ball and you become the king of stock sound effects forever. — Wilhelm
733. They are harboring a fugitive, specifically the guy who wrote the script for "Breaking Dawn" and swapped it in for the book Stephanie Meyer actually wrote.

edited 16th Jul '12 9:11:28 AM by stevebat

 488 Prometheus 136, Mon, 16th Jul '12 9:18:09 AM from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
that's amoree
[up][up][lol]

734: Stephanie Meyer deemed dangerous. TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Result causes fangirls/boys/middle aged women to take up arms and attempt to stage coup.

edited 16th Jul '12 9:19:34 AM by Prometheus136

 489 Zeik Hunter, Mon, 16th Jul '12 10:08:09 AM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
735: New war means sequel!
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
 490 Bio Safety, Mon, 16th Jul '12 10:46:22 AM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
736. They declared war for 735 bad reasons.

737. Their reasons for declaring war are better than mine.

738. They don't know the words to "Waltzing Matilda."

739. I don't know their language, so I need to make them speak ours.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
 491 Physical Stamina, Mon, 16th Jul '12 10:48:18 AM from boooouuunnnddd to fall iiiiin loooooooove Relationship Status: If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
'ey, dis is Toime Gal, aka de 'Eroine of Toime
740: They spell color with a "U"? Who does that?

I almost did, actually...
 492 Zeik Hunter, Mon, 16th Jul '12 10:49:38 AM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
741: Our scholars invented a new language and they aren't conforming.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
 493 Prometheus 136, Mon, 16th Jul '12 10:52:00 AM from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
that's amoree
742: They spell "Spelled" like "Spelt" OMGWTF THEY MUST DIE

743: This restaurant's food is sub-par, launch the artillery!

edited 16th Jul '12 10:52:13 AM by Prometheus136

 494 Zeik Hunter, Mon, 16th Jul '12 1:04:08 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
744: They posted in the wrong thread.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
 495 Journeyman, Mon, 16th Jul '12 3:58:54 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
745: They didn't let go my EGGO!

746: They own a farm I'm dying to turn into a convenience store.

747: I get to fly in a luxury airplane (Boeing 747) for waging this.

748: For reason 666 they didn't link to a video clip of Wayne Brady playing a Demon possessed girl scout and write "Satan commanded me to."

edited 16th Jul '12 4:02:00 PM by Journeyman

When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.
 496 Zeik Hunter, Wed, 18th Jul '12 11:46:35 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
749. They brought up reasons of years-gone-by for declaring war.

750. We wanted a reason to start a Quarter-Til Conflict.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
 497 Journeyman, Thu, 19th Jul '12 7:07:19 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
751: Weanted to beat the world record for the shortest successful war, 7 days. After that we'll work at it until we can outdo the 7 Hours War with the 6 Hours and 50 Minutes War.
When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.
 498 Physical Stamina, Thu, 19th Jul '12 7:08:22 PM from boooouuunnnddd to fall iiiiin loooooooove Relationship Status: If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
'ey, dis is Toime Gal, aka de 'Eroine of Toime
752: They made me like Skrillex! They must be stopped!
 499 Jhimmibhob, Fri, 20th Jul '12 8:58:17 AM from Arm's reach of the julep machine Relationship Status: My own grandpa
753: Without a border massacre, the Domino's kid reaches me in less than 30 minutes ... and I'm out the cost of two Super Deluxes.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
 500 Journeyman, Fri, 20th Jul '12 7:20:23 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
754: They think our delivery boys aren't prepared to drive into a warzone. Little do they know that our Dominos employees are trained by Israeli commandos AND Chinese motor cart drivers. Those pizzas will still be there right on time.
When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.
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