1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War:

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Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha~cha!
718:They have all nice things

719:They stole my computer
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!

477 Prometheus13615th Jul 2012 11:11:58 AM from Yoknapatawpha County , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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720: The one dude flipped off my dog.

721: I dunno, I was bored. Gotta problem with that?
478 PhysicalStamina15th Jul 2012 11:55:30 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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722: I want my garden hose back, they won't give it to me.
480 Prometheus13615th Jul 2012 03:35:31 PM from Yoknapatawpha County , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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[up]Goddamn it Sean. That running gag is hilarious.

724: That fat dude stole my twinkie.

725: His clothes are tacky.

edited 15th Jul '12 3:35:42 PM by Prometheus136

481 PhysicalStamina15th Jul 2012 04:16:37 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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726:I need some money. Badly.
482 Journeyman15th Jul 2012 04:42:46 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
727: I believe in world peace. Other people don't. Only way to world peace? The peace of the grave. Kill them all.
When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.
483 AwesomeCreep15th Jul 2012 09:07:43 PM from Cheyenne, WY, USA , Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
STARE.
728. Because that guy over there wouldn't scratch my foot.

729. Because that guy over there made me scratch his foot.
^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^
484 Fuzy2K15th Jul 2012 10:09:15 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
730: Mary failed to have a little lamb.

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edited 15th Jul '12 11:07:35 PM by Fuzy2K

485 ZeikHunter15th Jul 2012 10:36:29 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
731. That post they made reminded me of animal porn, and that's terrible.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
486 Fuzy2K15th Jul 2012 11:07:59 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
732: Colin Mochrie put on a wig.
733. They are harboring a fugitive, specifically the guy who wrote the script for "Breaking Dawn" and swapped it in for the book Stephanie Meyer actually wrote.

edited 16th Jul '12 9:11:28 AM by stevebat

488 Prometheus13616th Jul 2012 09:18:09 AM from Yoknapatawpha County , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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[up][up][lol]

734: Stephanie Meyer deemed dangerous. TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Result causes fangirls/boys/middle aged women to take up arms and attempt to stage coup.

edited 16th Jul '12 9:19:34 AM by Prometheus136

489 ZeikHunter16th Jul 2012 10:08:09 AM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
735: New war means sequel!
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
490 BioSafety16th Jul 2012 10:46:22 AM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
736. They declared war for 735 bad reasons.

737. Their reasons for declaring war are better than mine.

738. They don't know the words to "Waltzing Matilda."

739. I don't know their language, so I need to make them speak ours.
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491 PhysicalStamina16th Jul 2012 10:48:18 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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740: They spell color with a "U"? Who does that?

I almost did, actually...
492 ZeikHunter16th Jul 2012 10:49:38 AM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
741: Our scholars invented a new language and they aren't conforming.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
493 Prometheus13616th Jul 2012 10:52:00 AM from Yoknapatawpha County , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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742: They spell "Spelled" like "Spelt" OMGWTF THEY MUST DIE

743: This restaurant's food is sub-par, launch the artillery!

edited 16th Jul '12 10:52:13 AM by Prometheus136

494 ZeikHunter16th Jul 2012 01:04:08 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
495 Journeyman16th Jul 2012 03:58:54 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
745: They didn't let go my EGGO!

746: They own a farm I'm dying to turn into a convenience store.

747: I get to fly in a luxury airplane (Boeing 747) for waging this.

748: For reason 666 they didn't link to a video clip of Wayne Brady playing a Demon possessed girl scout and write "Satan commanded me to."

edited 16th Jul '12 4:02:00 PM by Journeyman

When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.
496 ZeikHunter18th Jul 2012 11:46:35 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
749. They brought up reasons of years-gone-by for declaring war.

750. We wanted a reason to start a Quarter-Til Conflict.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
497 Journeyman19th Jul 2012 07:07:19 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
751: Weanted to beat the world record for the shortest successful war, 7 days. After that we'll work at it until we can outdo the 7 Hours War with the 6 Hours and 50 Minutes War.
When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.
498 PhysicalStamina19th Jul 2012 07:08:22 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
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752: They made me like Skrillex! They must be stopped!
499 Jhimmibhob20th Jul 2012 08:58:17 AM from Arm's reach of the julep machine , Relationship Status: My own grandpa
753: Without a border massacre, the Domino's kid reaches me in less than 30 minutes ... and I'm out the cost of two Super Deluxes.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
500 Journeyman20th Jul 2012 07:20:23 PM from Here and there.
It's the Over Lord!
754: They think our delivery boys aren't prepared to drive into a warzone. Little do they know that our Dominos employees are trained by Israeli commandos AND Chinese motor cart drivers. Those pizzas will still be there right on time.
When the hammer falls and your world shatters, I'll be there to cut the handle and pick up your pieces.

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