1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War:

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718:They have all nice things

719:They stole my computer
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!

477 Prometheus13615th Jul 2012 11:11:58 AM from Manganoochatrelacanootratreladeb , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
The throne of the gods was empty!
720: The one dude flipped off my dog.

721: I dunno, I was bored. Gotta problem with that?
478 PhysicalStamina15th Jul 2012 11:55:30 AM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
^ when i listen to idol music
722: I want my garden hose back, they won't give it to me.
''How you no see the whip, left scars pon' me back
But now we have a big whip parked pon' the block''
480 Prometheus13615th Jul 2012 03:35:31 PM from Manganoochatrelacanootratreladeb , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
The throne of the gods was empty!
[up]Goddamn it Sean. That running gag is hilarious.

724: That fat dude stole my twinkie.

725: His clothes are tacky.

edited 15th Jul '12 3:35:42 PM by Prometheus136

481 PhysicalStamina15th Jul 2012 04:16:37 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
^ when i listen to idol music
726:I need some money. Badly.
''How you no see the whip, left scars pon' me back
But now we have a big whip parked pon' the block''
727: I believe in world peace. Other people don't. Only way to world peace? The peace of the grave. Kill them all.
483 AwesomeCreep15th Jul 2012 09:07:43 PM from Cheyenne, WY, USA , Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
STARE.
728. Because that guy over there wouldn't scratch my foot.

729. Because that guy over there made me scratch his foot.
^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^
484 Fuzy2K15th Jul 2012 10:09:15 PM from Toad Highlands , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
730: Mary failed to have a little lamb.

[down] [lol]

edited 15th Jul '12 11:07:35 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
485 ZeikHunter15th Jul 2012 10:36:29 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
731. That post they made reminded me of animal porn, and that's terrible.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
486 Fuzy2K15th Jul 2012 11:07:59 PM from Toad Highlands , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
732: Colin Mochrie put on a wig.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
733. They are harboring a fugitive, specifically the guy who wrote the script for "Breaking Dawn" and swapped it in for the book Stephanie Meyer actually wrote.

edited 16th Jul '12 9:11:28 AM by stevebat

488 Prometheus13616th Jul 2012 09:18:09 AM from Manganoochatrelacanootratreladeb , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
The throne of the gods was empty!
[up][up][lol]

734: Stephanie Meyer deemed dangerous. TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Result causes fangirls/boys/middle aged women to take up arms and attempt to stage coup.

edited 16th Jul '12 9:19:34 AM by Prometheus136

489 ZeikHunter16th Jul 2012 10:08:09 AM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
735: New war means sequel!
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
490 BioSafety16th Jul 2012 10:46:22 AM from The Ethereal Mists , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
The Makuta
736. They declared war for 735 bad reasons.

737. Their reasons for declaring war are better than mine.

738. They don't know the words to "Waltzing Matilda."

739. I don't know their language, so I need to make them speak ours.
You cannot destroy me. For I am nothing.
491 PhysicalStamina16th Jul 2012 10:48:18 AM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
^ when i listen to idol music
740: They spell color with a "U"? Who does that?

I almost did, actually...
''How you no see the whip, left scars pon' me back
But now we have a big whip parked pon' the block''
492 ZeikHunter16th Jul 2012 10:49:38 AM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
741: Our scholars invented a new language and they aren't conforming.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
493 Prometheus13616th Jul 2012 10:52:00 AM from Manganoochatrelacanootratreladeb , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
The throne of the gods was empty!
742: They spell "Spelled" like "Spelt" OMGWTF THEY MUST DIE

743: This restaurant's food is sub-par, launch the artillery!

edited 16th Jul '12 10:52:13 AM by Prometheus136

494 ZeikHunter16th Jul 2012 01:04:08 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
745: They didn't let go my EGGO!

746: They own a farm I'm dying to turn into a convenience store.

747: I get to fly in a luxury airplane (Boeing 747) for waging this.

748: For reason 666 they didn't link to a video clip of Wayne Brady playing a Demon possessed girl scout and write "Satan commanded me to."

edited 16th Jul '12 4:02:00 PM by Journeyman

496 ZeikHunter18th Jul 2012 11:46:35 PM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
749. They brought up reasons of years-gone-by for declaring war.

750. We wanted a reason to start a Quarter-Til Conflict.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
751: Weanted to beat the world record for the shortest successful war, 7 days. After that we'll work at it until we can outdo the 7 Hours War with the 6 Hours and 50 Minutes War.
498 PhysicalStamina19th Jul 2012 07:08:22 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
^ when i listen to idol music
752: They made me like Skrillex! They must be stopped!
''How you no see the whip, left scars pon' me back
But now we have a big whip parked pon' the block''
499 Jhimmibhob20th Jul 2012 08:58:17 AM from Where the tea is sweet, and the cornbread ain't , Relationship Status: My own grandpa
753: Without a border massacre, the Domino's kid reaches me in less than 30 minutes ... and I'm out the cost of two Super Deluxes.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
754: They think our delivery boys aren't prepared to drive into a warzone. Little do they know that our Dominos employees are trained by Israeli commandos AND Chinese motor cart drivers. Those pizzas will still be there right on time.

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