720: The one dude flipped off my dog.
721: I dunno, I was bored. Gotta problem with that?
War is God.722: I want my garden hose back, they won't give it to me.
723: I'm worried about a guy that wants to hijack ALL the planes.
edited 15th Jul '12 2:23:58 PM by SeanMurrayI
Goddamn it Sean. That running gag is hilarious.
724: That fat dude stole my twinkie.
725: His clothes are tacky.
edited 15th Jul '12 3:35:42 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.726:I need some money. Badly.
727: I believe in world peace. Other people don't. Only way to world peace? The peace of the grave. Kill them all.
728. Because that guy over there wouldn't scratch my foot.
729. Because that guy over there made me scratch his foot.
^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^730: Mary failed to have a little lamb.
edited 15th Jul '12 11:07:35 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.731. That post they made reminded me of animal porn, and that's terrible.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...732: Colin Mochrie put on a wig.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.733. They are harboring a fugitive, specifically the guy who wrote the script for "Breaking Dawn" and swapped it in for the book Stephanie Meyer actually wrote.
edited 16th Jul '12 9:11:28 AM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
734: Stephanie Meyer deemed dangerous. TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Result causes fangirls/boys/middle aged women to take up arms and attempt to stage coup.
edited 16th Jul '12 9:19:34 AM by Prometheus136
War is God.735: New war means sequel!
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...736. They declared war for 735 bad reasons.
737. Their reasons for declaring war are better than mine.
738. They don't know the words to "Waltzing Matilda."
739. I don't know their language, so I need to make them speak ours.
740: They spell color with a "U"? Who does that?
I almost did, actually...
741: Our scholars invented a new language and they aren't conforming.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...742: They spell "Spelled" like "Spelt" OMGWTF THEY MUST DIE
743: This restaurant's food is sub-par, launch the artillery!
edited 16th Jul '12 10:52:13 AM by Prometheus136
War is God.744: They posted in the wrong thread.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...745: They didn't let go my EGGO!
746: They own a farm I'm dying to turn into a convenience store.
747: I get to fly in a luxury airplane (Boeing 747) for waging this.
748: For reason 666 they didn't link to a video clip of Wayne Brady playing a Demon possessed girl scout and write "Satan commanded me to."
edited 16th Jul '12 4:02:00 PM by Journeyman
749. They brought up reasons of years-gone-by for declaring war.
750. We wanted a reason to start a Quarter-Til Conflict.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...751: Weanted to beat the world record for the shortest successful war, 7 days. After that we'll work at it until we can outdo the 7 Hours War with the 6 Hours and 50 Minutes War.
752: They made me like Skrillex! They must be stopped!
753: Without a border massacre, the Domino's kid reaches me in less than 30 minutes ... and I'm out the cost of two Super Deluxes.
754: They think our delivery boys aren't prepared to drive into a warzone. Little do they know that our Dominos employees are trained by Israeli commandos AND Chinese motor cart drivers. Those pizzas will still be there right on time.
718:They have all nice things
719:They stole my computer
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!