Overlording the Underworld
686: War is profit.
OH YES!!
687: They mocked the powers of Landorus!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Overlording the Underworld
688: They still play Pokemon for crying out loud!
690: Because some asshole in the other country made a 69 comment to the prime dictator's wife.
691: We have velociraptors, They don't. The decision is simple.
edited 12th Jul '12 4:55:48 PM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
692: They declared war on me for making a 69 joke to the Prime Minister!
693: If I can make them pay for the damage, I 'll be rich!
OH YES!!
Overlording the Underworld
696: They were fussing over the Prime Dictator's wife while it was clear she was flirting with me. We'll off the Prime Dictator and use our combined might to silence the jokester.
Up on Melancholy hill.
697: Currently, it's a day that ends with Y. I...I just HAVE to.
Is it selfish that I'm happy as we pass the setting sun?
Master of None
698. They turned off all the items.
699. They chose Final Destination.
700. They neglected to acknowledge my milestone.
edited 12th Jul '12 10:39:02 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
701: They are not like me.
Overlording the Underworld
702: They are too much like me.
Master of None
703. I used to be them, and I'm afraid of my past.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
704. I paid House of Versace fifty large to design our nation's combat fatigues, and I'll be damned if we're not gonna use them.
edited 13th Jul '12 7:08:27 PM by Jhimmibhob
Overlording the Underworld
705: The're vain and petty, they fight just to show off their gear.
Master of None
706. I'm a chair member of Versace and neither of the nations we're bribing are going at it.
edited 13th Jul '12 8:44:57 PM by ZeikHunter
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Overlording the Underworld
707: Panic gets the blood flowing, and I have circulation issues.
edited 14th Jul '12 7:12:35 PM by Journeyman
Atheist Rationalist
708: Because otherwise we can't tax the entire population and be justified.
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian
Master of None
709: We've stagnated on scientific breakthroughs and the labs want motivation.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
What's eatin' you, chief?
710: My neighbor looked at me funny.
War is God.
Overlording the Underworld
711: My neigbor looked at my dog funny.
712: My neighbor stole my pig.
Master of None
713: They say "toh-MAY-toh," but I say "toh-MAH-toh."
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
714: Their king likes Twilight.
Breath of the Sun
715: We need to get rid of excess napalm.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
What's eatin' you, chief?
716: We need to get rid of excess 20 kiloton nuclear payloads.
717: That fucker cheated in poker.
War is God.
685: Those guys? They're my competition! We can't let them win!