Macinatrix Insana
Use an awakening
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Drop a book next to his head.
"Love, love will tear us apart, again."
I am a typical pony
poke her.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
But how does it taste?
Uh... can I please not wake that thing up?
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Dancing All Night
Shove a crepe in his mouth. He'll be mad, but who cares?
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
I'm..... uh....
Why don't we turn on her alarm clock and run outside?
Deer
I am a typical pony
Have Spike wake it up.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
The Beta Male
Tell her the report is overdue.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Is that Sephiroth?! And he's carrying an atrocious handbag.
The Beta Male
Wild MEW appeared! Oh, look, it's about to use TELEPORT!
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Splash water on her.
I am a typical pony
Leave a pair of glasses next to him.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
But how does it taste?
How do I wake THAT up?
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Space heater.
Play him like a Xylophone.
"Love, love will tear us apart, again."
Summon a rooster
I am a typical pony
Pikachu use Thunderbolt!
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
huginn and muninn
flip pages noisily in front of her
certified professional asshole
Macinatrix Insana
Yell "The aliens are here!"
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
But how does it taste?
A hoard of fangirls
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Am I a weirdo?
Cook some hot soup. That will wake him up, and I'm feeling nice today.
edited 12th Mar '12 10:47:27 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
I am a typical pony
Promise them a lot of money.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
The Beta Male
Trash her library.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Let's bring some fangirls here and study their reaction... For Science!!
edited 13th Mar '12 10:48:09 AM by Belfagor
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
I am NOT gonna try to wake up twilight psycho.