Splash a bucket of water on him.
The Beta Male
Slam a door.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
OH YES!!
The logical answer is to not wake him up... so I stab him.
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Ingo is a guy.
edited 28th Oct '12 7:10:37 AM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
But how does it taste?
Take the hat and smack her around a bit with it.
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Quite shocking
Pull his eye patch as far as it goes and let it go
Dread Pirate Captain
Freelance Worrywart
Use my final smash on him.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
all the loose ends
Stomp on his face
The Beta Male
Set his coattails on fire and run off.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
hide an ANFO bomb under his bed, and set it off from safe distance.
EDIT: EFFING halloween joke....
let fangirls lose on him.
edited 30th Oct '12 12:51:08 PM by paradisedj32
Sound the alarm.
Tell her that people are after her. Loudly.
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
shoot the floor with a flintlock blunderbuss.
Dread Pirate Captain
Hello!
What better way than a pillow to the face? -mauled by a steel pillow-
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
bury the bed in salt and run.
By inserting the key into the ignition?
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
huzzaaaaaaaah
By riding him, of course!
Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha~cha!
Slap him in the face and run.
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!
OH YES!!
Snuggle with him. Villains can be cute too.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Punch in the face.
It was.
edited 12th Nov '12 11:09:01 AM by TheFreeman
Ave Imperator
Call down Exterminatus.
That's a Dark Eldar right?
This is a signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha~cha!
Stab him to death and laugh with sadistic glee.
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!
Print out a trollface and tape it over her face.
Kick it.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)