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Deadlock Clock: Jun 25th 2012 at 11:59:00 PM
agentjohnbishop Gritty-ish Since: Oct, 2011
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#1: Feb 26th 2012 at 2:05:22 PM

The current image is really poor in quality. This would be ideal.

DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
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#2: Feb 26th 2012 at 2:10:38 PM

That looks more like a weird bra. The point of the trope is stuff actually being shot out, not stuff that might be.

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agentjohnbishop Gritty-ish Since: Oct, 2011
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#4: Feb 26th 2012 at 2:16:49 PM

[up][up] Hmm, that's true actually; perhaps I was wrong to suggest it.

DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
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#5: Feb 26th 2012 at 2:19:46 PM

Well we can still go with a better suggestion. It's just that picture illustrates the name, not the trope.

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Feather7603 Devil's Advocate from Yggdrasil Since: Dec, 2011
#6: Feb 26th 2012 at 2:51:35 PM

I kinda like the current one, since it's something that doesn't look like the trope name, but it's still a clear example.

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lu127 Paper Master from 異界 Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#7: Feb 26th 2012 at 3:42:24 PM

Ahhh...I like the current image. But the quality is iffy...

Dunno if these are any better. [1] [2] [3]

edited 26th Feb '12 3:42:35 PM by lu127

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Raso Cure Candy Since: Jul, 2009
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#8: Feb 26th 2012 at 3:45:22 PM

Those are blurry as hell and do not look like the trope at all.

this kind of thing is the trope[1][2][3]

edited 26th Feb '12 3:48:22 PM by Raso

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rodneyAnonymous Sophisticated as Hell from empty space Since: Aug, 2010
#9: Feb 26th 2012 at 3:51:18 PM

I like the ray guns instead of rockets. Way less likely to suggest it's about Madonna.

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#10: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:02:27 PM

A couple of Aphrodi A for a comparison pic: static, firing

There's also Katy Perry for whimsy's sake.

helterskelter Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#11: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:56:23 PM

Bring out the FemBOTS! 1, 2

edited 26th Feb '12 8:00:05 PM by helterskelter

agentjohnbishop Gritty-ish Since: Oct, 2011
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#12: Feb 26th 2012 at 10:37:50 PM

It's starting to look a lot like we will need a crowner. But I think many of these are better than the current.

Willbyr Hi (Y2K) Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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#13: Feb 27th 2012 at 5:56:31 AM

Should we get a couple more examples, or just go ahead with the crowner?

DRCEQ Since: Oct, 2009
#14: Feb 27th 2012 at 7:48:27 AM

This trope is about projectiles actually being shot out of a woman's chest, right? I have an example from Pani Poni Dash that I can look up when I get off work.

Stratadrake Dragon Writer Since: Oct, 2009
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#15: Feb 27th 2012 at 8:39:38 AM

(Horribly off-topic, but how the hell did this get launched with that name?)

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DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
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#16: Feb 27th 2012 at 8:47:12 AM

[up]It was the best I could think of (based on my mom telling me that was a joke kids would say about the "Bullet bra"). "Fired from the breasts" was the next best one, but it was really clunky.

edited 27th Feb '12 8:47:53 AM by DragonQuestZ

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Willbyr Hi (Y2K) Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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#17: Feb 27th 2012 at 10:04:37 AM

Tanks In The Mammaries or Dirty Harry Pillows immediately come to mind, but those are just as bad...

edited 27th Feb '12 10:05:19 AM by Willbyr

DragonQuestZ The Other Troper from Somewhere in California Since: Jan, 2001
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#18: Feb 27th 2012 at 10:32:24 AM

This is also image picking.

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rodneyAnonymous Sophisticated as Hell from empty space Since: Aug, 2010
#20: Feb 27th 2012 at 12:44:26 PM

Also the name Thanks for the Mammary is already put to very good use. The double pun is too far away from "thanks for the memory" and too close to that.

edited 27th Feb '12 12:46:00 PM by rodneyAnonymous

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Stratadrake Dragon Writer Since: Oct, 2009
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#21: Feb 27th 2012 at 2:16:25 PM

Eh, I was just making a bit of an Aside Comment there, not trying to derail the entire thread....

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abk0100 Since: Aug, 2011
#22: Feb 27th 2012 at 3:11:16 PM

This one (One of Willbyr's suggestions) is by far my favorite. In fact, I think it's the only one that's better than the current image. And even then, I'd rather use a better quality version of the Space Quest one, if I can find one.

edited 27th Feb '12 7:22:17 PM by abk0100

DRCEQ Since: Oct, 2009
#23: Feb 27th 2012 at 6:13:01 PM

^ I don't think I'd be able to find better than that one.

Martello Hammer of the Pervs from Black River, NY Since: Jan, 2001
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#24: Feb 27th 2012 at 7:05:52 PM

I like the current best. Keep Until Better Image Suggested.

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Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
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#25: Feb 27th 2012 at 8:39:19 PM

Keep Until Better Image Suggested was supposed to be for when a pull is desired. I don't think anyone has demanded one.

I think the pixelation in the current is intentional as part of the work style so I'm okay with it.

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