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Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
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#26: Feb 19th 2012 at 4:27:55 PM

Yes, the Tarzan one blends too much into the background.

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#28: Feb 19th 2012 at 9:33:18 PM

I support the Renegade images. Or maybe Samson, but 90's anti-hero is better.

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Feather7603 Devil's Advocate from Yggdrasil Since: Dec, 2011
#29: Feb 19th 2012 at 11:12:43 PM

I think the hair of Tarzan and Samson look more wild than badass. They're from a culture where it was far more normal for guys to have long hair.

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Martello Hammer of the Pervs from Black River, NY Since: Jan, 2001
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#30: Feb 20th 2012 at 1:00:32 PM

True. I didn't like the Tarzan images anyway.

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Feather7603 Devil's Advocate from Yggdrasil Since: Dec, 2011
#31: Feb 20th 2012 at 1:17:35 PM

So, I'd like something like this.

"Shades, bike, and long hair. Yup, he's a badass."

Edit: Can't get the caption to look right on the forums, though...

edited 20th Feb '12 1:20:08 PM by Feather7603

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#32: Feb 20th 2012 at 2:32:58 PM

The image of Conan in #11 works. Has the advantage of not being yet another cartoon image, too.

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#33: Feb 20th 2012 at 2:38:37 PM

I could be wrong, but doesn't Conan have Wild Hair, not Badass Long Hair? (the difference being that Conan has long hair because he's a barbarian, not because it looks cool)

What about Jean-Claude Van Damme: [1] [2]

edited 20th Feb '12 2:43:39 PM by abk0100

Feather7603 Devil's Advocate from Yggdrasil Since: Dec, 2011
#34: Feb 20th 2012 at 3:10:22 PM

[up] Well, both, which is why I think the above shows this trope better.

Van Damme works, but I don't think those pics are as good.

edited 20th Feb '12 3:11:02 PM by Feather7603

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VeritasVierge Since: Jan, 2011
#35: Feb 22nd 2012 at 11:11:03 AM

I understand why this thread exists in that the current Yuri Lowell picture doesn't explain why he's badass but neither does most of these suggestions. especially the Renegade ones. To me it just looks like a hot guy with long hair. Whether on a bike or just standing there. Not necessarily a badass. As would anybody that has no idea who the actor is or what the TV series is. Same goes for the JVD pictures only I think they are worse since he's sporting a mullet.

Then you've got the Conan pic which is no different than the Yuri pic in terms of context. Just some guy with a sword standing there. Only this one looks angry. Again it doesn't show anything badass about him no matter how suggestive. The best examples on here are the Tarzan and the mythology character fighting a lion. while the latter is questionable because of the hairstyle, at least a person can see it's badass (taking on a friggin lion by hand).

So before anybody starts picking images for the sake of a character looking cool, ask yourself if the picture even depicts the trope of a badass with long hair. Afterall there are so many Badass Long Hair guys out there.

( I'm also going to be extra picky about this not because I'm a Yuri Lowell fangirl but because of the conversation I had just last weekend with troper Deboss about image pickin' for the Little Miss Badass trope. A picture I feel does not do the trope justice, yet we covered the whys and how a picture should represent a trope or be changed if not good enough.)

tbarrie Since: Jan, 2001
#36: Feb 22nd 2012 at 2:38:43 PM

To me it just looks like a hot guy with long hair. Whether on a bike or just standing there. Not necessarily a badass. As would anybody that has no idea who the actor is or what the TV series is.

I have no idea who the actor is or what the TV series is, but I think it's pretty obvious that the character is intended to be a Badass.

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#37: Feb 22nd 2012 at 7:22:29 PM

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#38: Feb 23rd 2012 at 10:16:12 AM

[up][up] You think he's intended to be a badass but is that what the pic itself shows? Still to me it's really just a hot dude on a bike looking cool. Especially the last example of Lorenzo provided as they just look like model shots as if he were competing with Fabio. The one on the bike where he's looking away isn't bad but doesn't do much for the actual trope. A guy that's a badass with long hair. the Machete example looks more badass.

I think part of the problem here in general is a lot of these bishies don't look intimidating in a universal way that screams "badass".

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#40: Feb 23rd 2012 at 10:36:53 AM

His hair is showing, it doesnt blend into the background and he's doing something http://s128.photobucket.com/albums/p169/Maphisto40/MAR/?action=view&current=Alan-Smash.jpg&mediafilter=images MAR Alan

edited 23rd Feb '12 10:46:32 AM by Otakukun

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#41: Feb 23rd 2012 at 12:50:09 PM

[up][up][up]That's why I'm not sold on the renegade pics either, though I like the concept. I think what we need is basically a picture of the inverse of a Hidden Badass (Obvious Badass?) who has long hair specifically to the effect of badassery.

Also, that Machete picture is starting to look really good to me.smile

edited 23rd Feb '12 12:51:41 PM by Godnat

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Telcontar In uffish thought from England Since: Feb, 2012
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#45: Mar 17th 2012 at 9:34:36 AM

After looking through all the suggestions again, I like the current image best. He has the longest and most obvious hair of any of the images, and looks badass through his expression, sword, and clothes. I don't see why we need to replace it; it seems like all the suggestions have shorter and/or less obvious hair.

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#46: Mar 17th 2012 at 9:37:19 AM

The problem is that his hair doesn't seem to signify that he's a badass so much as that he is a samurai.

edited 17th Mar '12 9:37:31 AM by pawsplay

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#47: Mar 17th 2012 at 9:42:05 AM

I'm still partial to the Renegade or Van Damme images, and think we should have something from a cultural milieu where long hair for males isn't the norm.

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#48: Mar 17th 2012 at 9:47:11 AM

Hmmm, how about the current doing something badass?

edited 17th Mar '12 9:47:23 AM by lu127

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#49: Mar 18th 2012 at 2:45:17 AM

That looks skilled, but not badass, specifically.

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#50: Mar 18th 2012 at 3:20:43 AM

Badass Longhair contrasted with several short-haired people?

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