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Krika Since: Dec, 2010
#12126: Jul 12th 2014 at 12:57:47 PM

Also, Caster's Demon from Fate/Zero. Climb up that thing, stab Caster to death inside.

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#12127: Jul 12th 2014 at 1:02:43 PM

And he can detect where Caster is with his magic sword, and summon his teleporting horse if he runs into trouble. Yes, I can work with this.

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#12128: Jul 12th 2014 at 1:21:29 PM

And of course, some of us here insist that Gilgamesh must have the original (and magitek-based) Humongous Mecha in his vault. I believe "Humbaba", the name of a giant that the mythological Gilgamesh had slain, was suggested a few times as a possible name.

edited 12th Jul '14 1:22:13 PM by MarqFJA

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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12129: Jul 12th 2014 at 1:33:11 PM

The Bull of Heaven was probably a Robot Bull. Because why not.

Hm... Rin has black hair that's somewhat unruly... she also has green-ish eyes... I kind of want to see Rin forced to go through the Harry Potter books, as Harry Potter...

edited 12th Jul '14 7:00:16 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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TheNobody Since: Jan, 2011
#12130: Jul 13th 2014 at 1:59:59 AM

I believe she'd find everything incredibly frustrating. Maybe because I see "this is frustrating" as Rin's reaction to most things that don't include Emiya (either one), Sakura or Luvia.

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12131: Jul 13th 2014 at 10:49:12 AM

Rin's patience has limits. Admittedly, without the stress of the Grail War and dealing with Shirou not making any sense, it's unlikely that she'll be driven into screaming rage very often. But she will be. The Wizarding World outstrips Shirou's level of stupid by so much it's like the difference between Rin's mastery of the Second Magic and Zelretch's.

Hm... Say... Does Goku count as Type-Vegeta?

While Goku is the strongest being to ever be born on Vegeta, I guess the Aristotle would be Broly if you're counting the movies, since he's basically the Saiyan racial traits cranked up to eleven, and that means his power is basically unlimited...

edited 14th Jul '14 12:25:37 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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TheNobody Since: Jan, 2011
#12132: Jul 14th 2014 at 1:43:47 AM

... Who?

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.
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#12133: Jul 17th 2014 at 8:28:29 AM

[up][up]The argument could certainly be made for both of your points, at least in my opinion.

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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12134: Jul 17th 2014 at 11:59:24 PM

Cu Chulainn's Riastrad VS Ionioi Hetairoi. I want this. So much.

Huh. I was thinking of onions for some reason.

How Kariya Could Have Saved Sakura In Thirty Minutes Or Less

Kariya gestured to the TV, where a tentacle hentai was in the process of showing the horrible, mind-breaking tentacle rape of the magical girl heroine. "This is what's going to happen to Sakura inside the Matou household, you brainless twit!"

Tokiomi quickly paled and looked disgusted.

The Matou family did not survive that night, since little Shinji was adopted into the Tohsaka family and Kariya had already renounced his name long ago.

edited 18th Jul '14 11:35:12 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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#12135: Jul 18th 2014 at 12:56:30 PM

Riastrad... isn't that the original name of the warp spasm? I am depressed by the idea that that snippet might have actually worked.

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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12136: Jul 18th 2014 at 1:01:35 PM

I was tempted to have Gilgamesh show them Urukian porn, but I decided against it.

Kiritsugu Asks Why

It was a moment of weakness, in which Kiritsugu let his curiosity get the better of him, as he addressed Old Man Acht (as he mentally called Jubstacheit) one slow Tuesday afternoon. "Say, why are all of the Einzbern homunculi female?"

Jubstacheit snorted, before turning to address him. "Teach a man how to create an artificial human being, Emiya, and the first thing he is going to ask is 'How can I fuck it?'," he informed, looking at Kiritsugu as if he wanted to continue with 'duh'.

Kiritsugu shrugged. He couldn't judge, as that would be hypocritical of him.

edited 18th Jul '14 1:26:35 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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Krika Since: Dec, 2010
#12137: Jul 18th 2014 at 1:42:58 PM

That implies that either there are no Einzbern females who make homunculi, there are no Einzbern females, or that they'd all rather sleep with a female homunculus than a male one.

All of which are kinda interesting ideas, I guess?

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12138: Jul 18th 2014 at 2:31:13 PM

Don't think too hard about it.

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Krika Since: Dec, 2010
#12139: Jul 18th 2014 at 2:52:25 PM

Look, I'm sure you could sculpt some delicious abs on a male Homunculous that would set an Einzbern's woman's knees a-trembling.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12140: Jul 18th 2014 at 2:53:43 PM

Probably.

Well, either that or there's a problem in the clan with rampant lesbianism.

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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12142: Jul 18th 2014 at 3:24:58 PM

It is if they're not reproducing. If there are no more Einzberns, who will make the next hilariously psychotic little girl who co-stars in the Taiga Dojo segments?

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KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#12143: Jul 18th 2014 at 3:57:56 PM

Well, either that or there's a problem in the clan with rampant lesbianism.

{Thinks about Saber and Iri's interactions in Fate/Zero. Thinks about Illya's maid fetish in Prisma Illya}

You may be on to something there.

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#12144: Jul 18th 2014 at 6:36:59 PM

Isn't that rampant bisexualism, though?

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12145: Jul 18th 2014 at 6:41:07 PM

Nah, the males they both had interest in were exceptions because they were both nuts.

Emiya Shirou and the Power of DC Comics

Shirou rubbed his chin, mulling over what Kirei told him. "So, basically, right now people have summoned seven heroes from times past to fight in this ritual, right?" he asked.

"Indeed, all for the sake of one wish-" Kirei explained, probably ready to launch into a speech about the lack of virtue they'd show or something, when Shirou whistled in appreciation.

"Oh hells yeah, I'm starting my own Justice League!"


"And that's basically how we got here," Rin said, arms crossed, tapping her foot, ignoring how short the skirt of her magical girl outfit was. Shirou had insisted, Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Ruby's identity was concealed. Rin Tohsaka the Magus' wasn't. Damn him and his ability to cook mouth-wateringly delicious food, and damn Saber and her irresistible pout, and even more, damn Lancer and his surprisingly keen sense of finance for making the entire thing possible.

He'd even managed to get them a budget to get their own space station on the works.

On two dollars, ten centimeters of string and an old shoebox full of scraps.

That was what one could call cost cutting measures.

Zelretch nodded to himself. "How did you end up using the Moon as a temporary base, though?"

"That's a long story, and involves not one but four alternate versions of Sakura..."

"I'm all ears," Zelretch said, a bucket of popcorn already in his hands.

Servants Who Are Too Noisy To Be Summoned

Berserker

Ilya looked at Berserker, a colossal monster of a man, covered in heavy furst, his most distinct feature being the horned helmet that obscured his features, holding a dagger in his right hand and a steel sword in his left.


"FUS RO DAH!"

Ilya whistled, as Shirou's body exploded from the concussive force her servant's shout had unleashed.

The tongue of Dragons wasn't Magic Saber could cancel, after all.

edited 19th Jul '14 12:43:00 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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#12146: Jul 19th 2014 at 6:12:37 AM

You know, Irisviel and all of her predecessor homunculi being female have the justification that they're all clones of the homunculus Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern — though why Justeaze was designed to be female is something that I'd like her Einzbern creator to explain. Leysritt and Sella being female is probably because that's a more fitting gender for personal servants of Illya, but that's not guaranteed.

Still, that snippet was funny. [lol]

edited 19th Jul '14 6:13:44 AM by MarqFJA

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#12147: Jul 19th 2014 at 7:37:15 AM

Actually, the most likely reason is that male Einzbergs can... ahve thier dna extracted throuh.... simple means, meaning hat another magus family can easily get Einzbern homucullus blueprints. Female einzberns means they can TAKE another magi's dna, thus adding abilities to their next custom builtgeneration without fear of losing any.

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#12148: Jul 19th 2014 at 7:56:02 AM

... I am tempted to make this my headcanon. Or at least, a rumour among other Magus families that may or may not have been fabricated (if it turns out to be untrue, that is) to capitalize on the Unfortunate Implications of the Einzbern's choice of gender.

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#12149: Jul 19th 2014 at 9:21:38 AM

Ouch...DB as Berserker? That has to be painful. Even with Unrelenting Force...I guess Shouts like Storm Call would be overkill, huh?

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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#12150: Jul 19th 2014 at 10:12:33 AM

Incidentally, the Dovahkiin is actually not all that hard to fit into the Nasuverse, because there's already been another one. We call her Saber.

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