Whoa! Ahoge!
Can-I-Bus
- Tell's creepy pasta about a non-existant Ben 10 episode where Vilgax brutally rapes Ben-
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Whoa! Ahoge!
-goes to video game store with pet really tall person in a suit with no face-
Gay elephant noise?
Nose-Chan
The video game store wasn't there yesterday, and has a simple black box with whatever game you want in white felt marker.
Words, words, words.
Whoa! Ahoge!
-Pet runs off-
Gay elephant noise?
Ded
Gets killed of early in the story for dramatic tension
After all, i'm the closest we have to a black guy
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Nose-Chan
Opens black box, only to find a letter about how I shouldn't play the game inside
Words, words, words.
MASTER OF BIG RED
Little did you know the game was possessed by ghost demon pokemon!
AAAAAAAAH
BIG RED 4 LIFE
What's eatin' you, chief?
Oh noooo
someone's gonna punch out all my hyper-realistic blood!
War is God.
I am not Physical Stamina
I am actually Animats Lacisyhp
I'm super depressed about this fictional character dying, I'm going to kill myself in an improbable fashion.
Jamais vu
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
And zhen zhe patients went missing, and zhe closet vas never seen again!
-twisted laughter-
-ahem-
Now, I'm afraid that I must devour the souls of small childs.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MASTER OF BIG RED
But it turns out you were in a coma the WHOLE TIME!
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Brightness
And the small children were praying that you would PLEASE WAKE UP.
edited 9th Nov '13 6:44:13 AM by TheAirman
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And the small children were abducted by Slender Man!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
And slendy sells haunted vidja games with The Rake!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MASTER OF BIG RED
But it turns out, YOU WERE THE SLENDER MAN ALL ALONG! *BUM BUM BUM*
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Oh no, the walls are dripping that hyper-realistic blood again. Anybody got disinfectant wipes?
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
I love to play classic games, so when I got that copy of Lemmings for my old DOS which I still have for no damn reason, I was ecstatic. Seriously, I was prancing about like a pony for an old game I can get for free on Lemini. It was an old bootleg copy that was supposedly haunted by a ghost, and while I played weird threatening messages came up written in hyper-realistic blood. There were also strange glitches, so I don't know why I kept playing because that's a serious problem in a game like this.
It was rather unpleasant when a Lemming died.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Fly Air Madeline
So, by chance I managed to find a prototype of an unreleased sequel to Sid & Al's Incredible Toons in a Salvation Army. I loved the Incredible Machine series and I was ecstatic to find a version I hadn't played before.
I shouldn't have bothered.
Mere minutes after installing the game and opening up the executable file in my Windows 98 installation in VM Ware Player, I began to feel an unexplainable sense of dread. It was almost as if I wasn't welcome here. As I solved puzzle after puzzle, my dread intensified.
I wanted to quit. But I couldn't pull myself away. Every level I solved made me more interested in winning the game than quitting. It was only when I finally got to "Extreme" mode that the game showed its true colors. Sid and Al weren't just characters dancing around on a computer screen. Every time they were harmed, I could feel their agony and pain. By the final few puzzles it almost felt like they were begging for me to turn the game off and end their misery. But I couldn't.
As soon as I put the final piece into the final puzzle and ran the machine, the screen began to turn red. I could barely contain my fear; it felt like my heart was at 500 BPM. Then I won. My laptop's monitor exploded in a shower of blood.
"Screw this game," I thought to myself, "Now I need a new laptop."
edited 24th Nov '13 9:09:28 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-shambles down a dimly-lit hallway, mutilated in all sorts of horrific fashions-
Band-aids, sirs? I seems to have become quite British, suddenly.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MASTER OF BIG RED
Suddenly you heard a strange noise. You turn around, and there you see me- The Big Red Killer. You try to get to the door, but you trip on your shoelaces. I grab your leg and drag you into the darkness, and when you come out you are nothing but a skeleton.
And then you woke up in a hospital bed, because everything that happened was actually a dying dream you were having. THE END!
BIG RED 4 LIFE
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
I make Cupcakes
Welcome to my special hell.
For those who don't know what Creepypasta is, it's basically short horror stories told on the 'net. If you wish, brief yourself, then come back.
Anywho, time for me to have the disclaimer that this story is true, you guys.
Words, words, words.