ITT: We Are An Anime

SUMMONING WAR!!!!!!!!!!

edited 30th Dec '11 6:15:13 AM by eternalNoob

Well, I'm Kenji Mc Sameface, and I'm the token half-American, half Japanese cast character. I'm also NOT from Kyoto..but my dad is.

...*stares at the robot outside* Teacher, is that...supposed to happen?

(Walks downstairs to open up local game & manga shop for the morning.)

This looks like it'll be another ordinary day.

-Parks 60 foot Gundam in parking lot-

Bringing phase 1 to progress.

edited 30th Dec '11 9:25:31 AM by GearLeader

(Looks outside and sees a 60-Foot Gundam)

Wait a minute, that's not ordinary!

-Steps out in full suit-

Hum... I wonder if the Hero of this story is here, that way i can teach him the ways of the Gundam because this is a high school.

edited 30th Dec '11 10:02:59 AM by GearLeader

There's a single hero to this story!?

(Thinks)

I think there was another robot that dropped out of the sky earlier and abducted a kid. don't ask how I heard about it. But it is possible that if you need to teach the hero how to pilot a Gundam, he may be the hero you're looking for. In which case, it's probably important that he be found.

Even if he isn't, it would probably be a good thing if we try to rescue him. One moment!

(Rushes inside, rushes back out wearing a few pieces of mystical looking armor. Locks door to shop.)

I use to be the hero of a story, once! I was gifted in the power of the Ki Decks! I even used the power to save the world a couple time. And I shall now use this gift and join you in a new quest to find the new hero or heroes of this story so that we may train them so that they may SAVE THE WORLD!

edited 30th Dec '11 10:25:20 AM by SpaceJawa

(Meanwhile, back at the school, I sit down and stare out the window, hoping that a cat will fly at my face or something before the test starts.)

(A catgirl flies at your face.)

edited 30th Dec '11 2:25:27 PM by FlashOfSonic

Hum, no i have to much angst to fight now, because you see, my farther, mother, sister, brother, half cousin, and his dog are all dead.

I have a cat-girl in my lap! Suddenly Sexuality, due to blushing like mad, despite the fact that my normally Camp demeanor lands me as Ambiguously Gay in the eyes of our fanbase!

Nya! Why are you blushing like that when your behavior that I somehow know about indicates that you are likely interested in your own gender?

Because, you're a girl...cat...girl...cat-girl. AND YOUR SITTING ON MY LAP. In the middle of class! And that skimpy outfit! I must be blushing with embarassment or something!

(looks around) I also seem to be drawing stares from everyone else with my outfit that is barely there but that I see nothing wrong with.

...also, you came from the window, right? D: You just suddenly appeared!

Nya? I seem to have been handed a more reasonable outfit. What am I supposed to do with this? Nya?

Put it on! So you can fit in, and stuff. I sue hope the teacher doesn't make you take the test though, you seem really unprepared!

edited 30th Dec '11 3:02:30 PM by LEMadness

But it's all stuffy, nya!

But how can you stay in the story unless you put it on for at least one episode? If not, TV Tropes can't do an analysis on how our show deconstructs the concept of cat girls in everyday society!

Nya, I won't wear it unless I absolutely have to... and suddenly I'm wearing it even though I said I wouldn't, nya!

SNAP OUT OF IT, GUNDAM MAN!

If there is a hero to this story, we must put aside such depression for the greater good so that the day might be saved! There shall be time to mourn later! For now, ACTION!

ARE YOU WITH ME!?

YES! NOW WE MUST FIND ARE HERO!

-Gives a grand stance-

Then our quest begins!

(Anime Action Music begins. Speed Lines speed past in the background.)

KI DECK POWER, ACTIVATE: GO!

(''Does elaborate start-up routine to initialize powers.'')

I activate EVENT CARD: Ignore Gravity

• EVENT CARD: Ignore Gravity
  • All Entities on the Battlefield gain Flight.
    • "Know what's cooler than an epic Kung-Fu Battle? An Epic Kung-Fu Battle IN THE SKY!" - Mr. Bob

EVENT CARD: Ignore Gravity combos with INTERRUPT CARD: '''Speed Of Plot''' - Combo activates on both Space Jawa and Gear Leader (and his Gundam)!

• INTERRUPT CARD: Speed of Plot
  • Target Group or Entity may move to selected destination at any time.
    • "How long it takes us to get there doesn't matter just so long as we get there when we need to."

(We fly off to find the abducted Eternal Noob)

edited 2nd Jan '12 6:40:33 PM by SpaceJawa

-Back in high school-

I were on my way out, when I say weird girl flying into window of my class.

Run into class, and catch catgirls backside of collar (damn rich boy always get all girls, that pissing me of).

"Teach I am gonna take care about this chaos, just remember you owe me favor for that" (drag catgirl out of class).

....

"So first gigantic robot kidnaping kid and know flying girl... Concidience? I don't think so. Tell me all you know or I will mess your nice face honey!"

edited 31st Dec '11 11:20:25 AM by Tenzen12

Commencing particals. OH BRIGHT AND SHINY!

-Gives grin as they fly off-